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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Scatterbrained ape. Multi-hundredaire. Be very wary of social media vibes, they rarely have your best interests at heart.

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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 9h
Too many to list, but I've always had a particularly special fondness for "Daddy Drank." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVn4...
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Kids In The Hall - Daddy Drank
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
They're stupid. All of them. Fucking stupid.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 10h
- "Love Is Love" profile pic - Turns incredibly hostile at literally even the SLIGHTEST pushback.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 10h
How is he alive
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 15h
Y'know, people in liberal blue cities generally don't need to buy as much gasoline as people in rural areas. Most of our necessities are in walking distance (or at least a shorter driving distance) plus we have public transit options if need be. We keep trying to save y'all from yourselves...
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 16h
Casual
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 17h
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 17h
I don't know who needs to hear this but "both sides bad" is effectively centrism. I know it's not what (most of) you are going for, but it's what you're getting.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there it is. 🔥
Comment on Reddit: AI is here so the wealthy can feel talented, while making it impossible for the talented to become wealthy.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17h
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It bears repeating that when King says “moderate” he’s talking about *moderates on segregation*.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 17h
It's especially infuriating to see so many leftists conflate the "moderates" MLK was talking about, who were basically "both sides" centrists, with modern-day "shitlibs" who wouldn't throw any member of the Trump cabinet a rope if they were drowning.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you manage to get to the literal next paragraph in the letter it becomes textually clear that he’s talking to particular “white moderates,” and indeed he’s specifically responding to 8 white ministers *from Alabama* www.dbu.edu/mitchell/mod...
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A particular annoyance of mine—which is extremely obvious if you’ve read a book in the last decade but less so if your exposure to the Civil Rights movement is Twitter screenshots of Tumblr posts—is that “[Southern] white moderate” and “[Northern] white liberal” were not identical categories to King
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PursuedByABomb @pursuedbyabomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
King is clearly angry, but he also clearly believes his very specific audience can do better, and he wants them to join him. You cannot begin to compare that with online labels today.
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PursuedByABomb @pursuedbyabomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I use this letter every year in AP & in addition to being basically a perfect argument, it's also a template for engaging in consensus building with the ideologically adjacent, which is ironic considering how it's misused today.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the flip side to conservatives only knowing the one line from the "I Have A Dream" speech
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Count Crunchula sez "ABOLISH ICE FOR GOOD!" @peanutbcrunch.bsky.social · 19h
Wherever your County Registrar is, drop it at that box.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DO NOT TRUST THE USPS WITH YOUR VOTE, PEOPLE. VOTE IN PERSON OR DROP YOUR BALLOT IN AN OFFICIAL DROP BOX.
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Escape From Vault Disney @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Episode #158, on HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE, is NOW available to @tonygoldmark.bsky.social's Patreon patrons TWO WHOLE WEEKS EARLY! www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark...
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Episode #158 of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social, on HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE, is NOW available to my Patreon patrons TWO WHOLE WEEKS EARLY! www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark...
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Escape From Vault Disney #158: "Hannah Montana: The Movie" (ad-free Patreon version) | Tony Goldmark
Escape From Vault Disney #158: "Hannah Montana: The Movie" (ad-free Patreon version) by Tony Goldmark on Patreon. Join Tony Goldmark's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FINALLY!!! Something I’m good at!
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Kaoru Negisa @moonpanther22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Studios are terrified that trying to make the next Roger Rabbit might result in making the next Cool World.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coyote vs ACME is honestly just making me ask "why isn't toons co-existing with real people a solid ass genre that we get 4 movies a year of instead of just daydreaming about how fun Roger Rabbit was.?"
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis—
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“But it doesn’t use as much water as people think it does!” But it still means more data centers raising electricity prices, lowering water pressure, disrupting ecosystems, constant noise in poor neighborhoods. It still stole from thousands of artists. It’s still being developed by the worst people.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this gets more people to vaccinate then it's a net good. But I do want people to contemplate why it's seemingly okay for Mamdani to openly partner up with violent racists like Sliwa here, but everyone lost their minds at the idea of AOC reaching out to MAHA to find common ground.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part of me hopes they also called Jack White and he laughed and hung up.
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Agatha Vile @agatha-vile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Well she said she gave consent at first and then retracted her statement, why should I believe her?” Because memory is fucking weird, and your brain can tell you shit like “you must’ve done something to let that happen to you.” Because it’s happened to me.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You lost me at "neolib decay," sorry.
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pixelkitties🐭 🦆 @pixelkitties.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes on the squirrel account have been so deeply bad for so many years. And it sucks because the squirrel from Sword in the Stone was innocent and adorable. She needs to sue for defamation.
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Groundy: All-terrible God of the Earth! @daelenclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone who calls Jesus “their best friend” doesn’t have a lot of friends on a regular basis.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway, should probably expand the court
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(turns on the world's largest bullhorn and holds it three millimeters from that fucking squirrel's ears) ***YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY "ANTI-GENOCIDE" IF YOU MERELY THINK A DIFFERENT GROUP OF PEOPLE SHOULD BE GENOCIDED!!!!!***
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IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE!!! @smellblind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After being rejected by Wart, she started a femcel tankie podcast.
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Sword In The Stone Squirrel's Playful Chase
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wart really dodged a bullet
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this reads like the kind of thing you’d find online in that first hour after the name of the person who did a mass shooting is released
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone on twitter got into the zei squirrel discord and damn they are a full on nazi
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is not the most pressing concern in the world but i am actually concerned that a decent number of hard left influencers literally want to kill me and my family
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Always Has Been Among Us Meme
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🎃Tim O’Connor 🔜SW Celebration @hs199432.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, Gavin, if you just want to retire and focus on your podcast… Just do that. No one’s stopping you.
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randall @dollirot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think the reason "successful united 93ening happens near tel aviv" is a blip in the news is because we're too used to crazy shit happening on planes in the advent of social media
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Newsom TRYING to disqualify himself with his own base? No, seriously, is he doing a fucking "Springtime For Hitler" gambit where he's actively sabotaging his own campaign before it even starts so he gets to retire early? I feel like we can't dismiss that possibility.
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Gore-jiragon @gojiragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's really screwed up how they want to kill us for... not wanting to be killers... like them, right? Like, we can all agree this is a really weird thing to want to kill someone over, yeah? The kind of weird where the person who suggested it should be getting committed, right?
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even in this far-right revenge fantasy, the "fat blue-hair" still only ACCIDENTALLY kills a man. Then a young man is shamed for "listening to a POP SONG unfitting for a man." These are violent psychopaths writing fanfic about killing people who AREN'T violently psychopathic enough to their liking.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We regret it too. Thanks, asshole. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Trump says he regrets nominating Supreme Court Justices Gorsuch, Barrett and Kavanaugh
WASHINGTON, Oct 1 (Reuters) - US President Donald Trump said he regretted nominating three Supreme Court justices — Neil Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh — who have opposed him in recent
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