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hansen9j

@hansen9j.bsky.social
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Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK. On my second bottle of Da Bomb hot sauce. #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders #BlueJays

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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 4h
#ThankYouPac
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6h
Ah
Mike Tomlin Trump tower with the explanation that the building was made around 2015 and they didn’t think he would win
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 6h
Stop 😭 #AEWDynamite
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 6h
My wife, an interior designer, is blown away
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 6h
Mox vs Orange was the perfect first matchup for a tribute to Pac.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 6h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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hansen9j @hansen9j.bsky.social · 6h
Alright time to cry my eyes out yet again #aewdynamite
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 8h
Not ruling out going with a belly-itcher.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 16h
You know the Packers offensive line situation is bad when Brian Gutekunst is signing players over 30
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15h
the lowdown was my favorite new tv series in... maybe years, so i'm very happy it's coming back with a slew of new faces sprinkled in plenty of time to rip through season one before the season two premiere if you wanna get caught up
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really think TNA could have come up with a better name for Gacy & Lumis
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second straight year the State Street Investment Management SPY WNBA Coach of the Year has lost in the first round. Some are calling it the State Street Investment Management SPY WNBA Coach of the Year Curse
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
 - you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This dipshit: gimme the Wu-tang Barber: say less
Wu tang
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hairline looking like the maine coastline
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler shutting down the Sox tonight
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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hansen9j @hansen9j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Kruk is a g-d delight
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
john kruk telling a story about playing softball with queen latifah is why i'm tuned in
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Patrick Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see he tweeted a picture of the USF Bulls winning a national title after the Protect College Sports act passed the senate
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 29/09/2026
Nobody is more sure about screen time rotting the brains of kids than people who spend three hours a day on Facebook
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to then get GOT by this move well well well well well well well well
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/09/2026
My Movies Fantasy League (MFL)  picks: You Can See Everything, The Social Reckoning, Godzilla Minus Zero, Elsinore, The Only Living Pickpocket in New York, Wild Horse Nine, Once Upon a Time in Harlem, and Street Fighter
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hansen9j @hansen9j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dig Up Stupid" has been locked in moviegame.vulture.com
Digger, Elsinore, Debut, Jumanji 3, Bola Negra, Musk, You Can See Everything, I Play Rocky
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh nice it's here
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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mssmith76.bsky.social @mssmith76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"So we have a guy, that can fly and make green things with a ring and his mind" I can go with it "These guys with THESE NUMBERS are offensive linemen" That is unbelievable
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Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The PAC match that’s really stuck in my brain today is the Orange Cassidy Revolution 2020 match. His ultra serious character was such a perfect contrast to Orange, and his willingness to do that match showed both how generous he was as a performer and how much he *got* wrestling.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/kyle...
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twitter really on its game tonight:
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sharing this again if anyone needs a smile right now.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why you play 162 games. If you’d have asked me if the Phillies were any good at the 160, 161 mark? I’d have said no, they suck, they’re heartless frauds. But seeing the full 162 in the books? It’s pretty clear: they’re the team to beat.
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm really enjoying this new feature on NFL.com where the site just makes up random scores for games in progress.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of The Shining paid for by the U.S. Government
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of Sunset Blvd paid for by the U.S. Government.
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hansen9j @hansen9j.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ilu max
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
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THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do you know how sweet Thanksgiving is gonna be for Tom Crean if BOTH Harbaugh boys are struggling
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stand tall, warrior! Use your potions in your duffel bag and eschew the expert trainers and medical professionals in the locker room. Only 🫵 you 🫵 know your body best
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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