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James Kalyn

@jameskalyn.com
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Not the musician. Not representing my employer. Likes: cranberries. Dislikes: Work Safe Bob. he/him

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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 8h
My 4 most recently watched movies: Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Heart of the Beast, Forgotten Island, and The Legend of Billie Jean
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/09/2026
My Movies Fantasy League (MFL)  picks: You Can See Everything, The Social Reckoning, Godzilla Minus Zero, Elsinore, The Only Living Pickpocket in New York, Wild Horse Nine, Once Upon a Time in Harlem, and Street Fighter
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 05/09/2026
My four most recently watched movies: Buddy; Coyote vs Acme; We’re the Weakerthans, We’re From Winnipeg; and Tony
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 21/08/2026
My 4 most recently watched movies: The Odyssey, The Favourite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and Toy Story 5
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 21/08/2026
Jeff: “well shit, Rovert apparently died”
me: “What the heck Hobbes nooooo”
Jeff: “lolll”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 20/08/2026
I thought that was just for us
An ad at Mosaic Stadium reading “Roughrider Fans Deserve Pepsi” which isn’t meant as an insult, I don’t think, but that’s not how it comes across. Also it should be “Roughriders Fans”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 31/07/2026
All you need to know is that in 1976, “butt plug” was added to the dictionary
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 25/07/2026
My four most recently watched movies: Toy Story 4, Disclosure Day, The Invite, and Jackass: Best and Last
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 10/07/2026
an incoming text from someone who enjoys inferior cheez-flavoured snack treats reads “(Doesn’t know how to fuck with fonts but this is supposed to be really tiny) yay” and then someone with better snack opinions and knowledge of how to fuck with fonts replies with a tiny “yay”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 14/06/2026
A New York Times MIDI crossword time of 52 seconds
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 12/06/2026
My four most recently watched movies, all documentaries: Lorne, Being Eddie, Who Killed the Montreal Expos?, and Marty: Life is Short
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 30/05/2026
A screenshot of me greatly improving my BlueSky experience by muting the phrase “Freedom 250” and, by extension, all the funny jokes about how fake bands have dropped out from it
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone
Dr. Luther being scary. Toni Storm’s butler has a past
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 24/04/2026
My four most recently watched movies: Speed Racer (in IMAX, suck it Jeff), The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, First to the Moon: The Journey of Apollo 8, and Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 20/03/2026
My four most recently-watched movies: Safety Last!, Clue, Devo, and For Your Consideration.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 23/02/2026
A sleeping (?) black cat on a lap
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 31/01/2026
My 4 most recently watched movies, all documentaries. Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man; John Candy: I Like Me; I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not; Cover-Up
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/11/2025
Spot the theme
My four most recently watched movies: Total Recall (2012), Total Recall (1990), The Running Man (2025), The Running Man (1987)
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/11/2025
I dunno I like this one better
Sam Altman says the prototype Al 'thing' he's making with Jony Ive gives the 'vibe' of 'sitting in the most beautiful cabin by a lake in the mountains' and I'm left wondering if he's ever listened to the noises coming out of the hole under his nose
News
By Jeremy Laird published 2 days ago
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Fully Completely by the Tragically Hip
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 15/11/2025
My 4 most recently watched movies: The Running Man (the Schwarzenegger one), A House of Dynamite, Bugonia, and Airplane 2: The Sequel
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 07/11/2025
@tapemachines.bsky.social have you watched this?
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 25/10/2025
My four most recently watched movies: Downey Wrote That, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, Miami Connection, and K-Pop Demon Hunters
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 10/10/2025
@tdcheetah.bsky.social
Hangman Page says “Newsflash, dumbass: leaves IS plants”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 03/10/2025
My four most recently watched movies: The Long Walk, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Honey Don’t!, and Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 24/09/2025
If you see this, post a concert picture that you took (@alyankovic.bsky.social)
Weird Al in Jedi robes singing The Saga Begins in Regina, Saskatchewan
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 31/08/2025
John Cena announcing to a crowd of wrestling fans that Osama Bin Laden has been compromised to a permanent end
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 02/08/2025
My four most recently watched movies: The Naked Gun (the new one), Tammy and the T-Rex, Happy Gilmore, and The Day the Earth Blew Up: a Looney Tunes Movie
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/07/2025
Jon Moxley saying to Wheeler Yuta (via one of those deals where you quote-tweet using an image with a speech bubble) “I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/07/2025
Stephanie McMahon smiling as only Stephanie McMahon can
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 11/07/2025
My 4 most recently watched movies: 28 Years Later, The Luckiest Man in America, Orion and the Dark. And Titan: The OceanGate Submersible Disaster
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 06/06/2025
What do these four all have in common? The answer may surprise you.
My 4 most recently watched movies: Lipstick & Dynamite, Piss & Vinegar: The First Ladies of Wrestling; GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling; Implosion: The Titan Sub Disaster; and Sinners
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 24/05/2025
My 4 most recently watched movies: Pee-Wee as Himself, Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey, Tread, and The Sexiest Man in Winnipeg.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 20/05/2025
“Oh dear, that’s too bad. Surely that website will tell me what happened.”
A screenshot of the Wrestling Observer site absolutely fucking plastered with ads and a video about Swerve Strickland attacking Bryan Danielson which happened like six months ago
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 13/05/2025
Don, played here by Robert Goulet, accepts what he’s been told and prepares to climb into the treehouse casino.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 09/05/2025
Been in a mood I guess
My 4 most recently watched movies: Threads, The Day After, When the Wind Blows, and Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 04/05/2025
Always good stuff on the free Plex channels
A screenshot from Plex showing “today’s live tv for you.” It’s the Abu Dhabi Grand Slam Rio 2018, whatever that is. One guy is squatting over another guy’s face. They’re both wearing gis or some sort of martial arts gear. I do not know what is happening.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 26/04/2025
Post an iconic blonde.
Playboy Buddy Rose, dukes up, wearing a T-shirt that reads “I worked hard for this body”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 26/04/2025
The Sparks Brothers, Class Action Park, Hop, and The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 19/04/2025
Let me tell you about the time I heard a song by “Bob Pauley and the Plantation Boys” and thought “did he say Bob Holly?”
Al Overview
Bob Holly, known in professional wrestling as "Hardcore Holly," is best known for his association with the "Plantation Boys" gimmick, a stable of wrestlers who portrayed Southern, country-loving characters, often in a comedic way.
Here's a more detailed look:
Hardcore Holly's Gimmick:
Bob Holly's character, Hardcore Holly, was initially a "hardcore" wrestler known for his tough, no-holds-barred style.
The Plantation Boys:
As part of a larger storyline, Hardcore Holly became a part of the "Plantation Boys" stable, which also included wrestlers like The Southern Boys (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg).
Southern Stereotypes:
The Plantation Boys gimmick played on Southern stereotypes, with the wrestlers often wearing overalls, cowboy hats, and engaging in country-themed antics.
Comedic Angle:
The Plantation Boys were often portrayed in a comedic light, with their wrestling matches and storylines often featuring slapstick and lighthearted moments.
Other Wrestlers:
While the Plantation Boys were a stable, other wrestlers were also associated with the gimmick, including The Southern Boys (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg).
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 16/04/2025
Which one are you looking for?
Two WWE cookbooks: Can You Take The Heat and JR’s Cookbook
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 04/04/2025
Covers of my 4 most recently watched movies: Top Secret!, Little Shop of Horrors, Aap ka Suroor: The Moviee: The Real Luv Story, and Mickey 17
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 20/03/2025
A black cat with green eyes sitting on an orange blanket
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 15/03/2025
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
A black cat laying on an orange blanket on a lap.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 24/02/2025
A screenshot reading “ Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label. This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app.” And my reply: “There is nothing sexually suggestive in this gif, it's a scene from a movie where someone is crawling and then looks at empty boots. I mean I get maybe you're into that but I think that's a niche enough interest that it can probably be posted uncensored”
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 24/02/2025
lmao
A warning placed on the previous post, a gif of Val Kilmer crawling. It reads “Labels on your content: 
You may appeal these labels if you feel they were placed in error. Sexually Suggestive. Does not include nudity. Source: @moderation.bsky.app” and there’s an appeal button
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 17/01/2025
Paul Orndorff clotheslining and piledriving Hulk Hogan
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 08/01/2025
“Alex Goldman Enchilada” in the style of the Ninja Turtles logo. Sing it like the theme song. Over and over.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 06/12/2024
If you play Pokemon Go and you want gifts or raids or whatever, feel free to add me.
Screenshot of my Pokemon Go account number thing - 2220 4887 1678 - and the corresponding QR code.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 14/11/2024
Repost this with a cool picture you've taken at an #AEW show. 📸🤼 I’m not a good photographer but I still want to play.
Orange Cassidy from a distance in front of his intro graphic reading “Does anyone even look at any of this?” The background is mostly black apart from the lit-up entrance tunnels and a cartoon Orange Cassidy head on the smaller screen.
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