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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026

ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

(ringo voice) Roku

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ugh I put my edible panties through the washing machine to be ready for date night and they got all gunked up in the drain...

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

two years ago some of y'all had so much time to worry about voting for Kamala Harris, but I was too preoccupied with trying to clean up the CumInAllMy Hairs

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

getting pissed off because Hasan Piker won't answer my twitch chats about whether the Starbucks boycott includes the Barnes and Noble cafes that serve Starbucks product

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I believe in horseshoe theory but it's about short people and tall people being the same height

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

knuckle tats: P U S S S S S Y

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ooo-eee, son! youre in a whole heaping mess of trouble. Don't yall know this is a dry county? And you're here precummin willy nilly like a spittlebug.

Corrupt grinning hick in white suit and white cowboy hat with a big cigar

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i like when the trees in the forest do that thing

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026

It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit

A photo of a kid reaching out to someone dressed as Goofy in a chef outfit while some guy in a hat stands in the background

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Alright, good news/bad news- Good news: grandma isn't dead Bad news: she is having sex with a dracula

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

There should be two lines at the post office, and one is just for people who have used a post office before

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

alright alright Will Stancil is going back on the Block List- being anti cheap grocery store has put me back on the "that guy has a fetish for arguing like a dipshit"

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Been filling in a bunch of PSH blindspots this year- even when the movie isn't very good, he's shining in a way no one else does

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

hey bad news just found out God has been hiding out in geometry and now I have to get really good at math

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

more like Lindsay Gramps- probably smelled like a YMCA locker room

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Monty python and the holy grail

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Don't worry google- the answer to all of these is David Albertsons

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/06/2026

“Beats me how they did it … I got the whole thing at a garage sale for five bucks—and that included the stand.”

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/06/2026

love this new feature

group chat called pimps with skald and Rachel maddow. i said "what up pimps"

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Explaining to my dog that attacking the mailman is libertarian behavior and we’re democratic socialists or whatever

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

she call me dr.peppy because my peppy doctor

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026

I'll make it weird, but not in the way you're worried about. Some other way you won't see coming.

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

@tomwalker.bsky.social I forgot I took this picture while I was visiting California last year and I just wanted to offer it up in case you had any thoughts

A sign from a botanical garden providing information on a landscape tree known as the "Brisbane Box".

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

urethras are kinda 3d printers for piss

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

people think there's just one bart simpson- but there's actually two of them. The one that writes on the chalkboard at the beginning of every episode is a different one. All he does is write on that chalkboard. It's why they can't cancel the show. because his punishment isn't over yet

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I'll be buying a half dozen of these for when me and my boys need to let our fucking nuts hang

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Welcome once more to 2028s highest rated show, "Squish!" Tonight, we have several key decision-makers involved in GOP gerrymandering efforts. Contestant A, how do you plead? "Oh, I was following instructions & doing what I thoug-" A buzzer sounds & a car-sized boulder is cut loose from its ropes.

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

counting or not counting white house correspondents dinners

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

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