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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦

@scrotum-philips.bsky.social
1.2K followers 884 following 14K posts

so adorable i make a baby deer look like a pile of shit. i play drums and take pictures and whatever else i feel like doing. in my twin cities era. barely active on discord: avaisantisocial (moots only pls)

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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 7h
wrong it’s about flesh and fluids
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 14h
if i was given the option to just not exist and erase my existence from history, id take it without hesitation.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 14h
filling myself to the limit with anxiety meds because i’m empty and alone but i have to keep working and keep going and keep giving of myself even though i have nothing left to give.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just realized it’s shot day so maybe that’s why i feel so shitty and emotional and dysphoric and angry. my apologies
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fucking frey just putting fencing and concrete barriers everywhere rather than addressing the issue
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
minneapolis be like “if we make it impossible for unhoused folk to exist then homelessness won’t be a problem anymore!”
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ringing up eggs who are getting super femme and cunty halloween costumes knowing next year they’ll be gorgeous and happy
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I didn’t realize that aging would happen to me, personally
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026
we have doubled your rent, doubled your insurance premiums, tripled the cost of gas, quadrupled the price of groceries, and you're complaining that your wages haven't gone up since 1997? honestly sounds like a you problem
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes i open this app and have no idea what anyone is talking about and decide it’s better that i stay that way. discourse is the mind killer. instead, i just scream about nonsense.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why do christian’s feel so entitled to leave their proselytizing bullshit everywhere they go?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t need a book to tell me to do drugs
a book offering “the lance armstrong performance program”
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
going to work today feels like a crime.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hot girl summer ran so brat summer could also run and we haven’t had a worthy summer since
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just look at this place i saw on my walk and the light and everything. just stepping out for a few makes me feel like everything is quaint and perfect even if it’s just for a few minutes
a 2.5 story house that is beige with orange-brown trim. it’s sitting on the corner of a street with orange leaves all around its base and a large tree that is mostly orange (but still with a little green in it) stands in front of it. in the top left corner you can see a sunbeam coming in from the sunset
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just look at this place i saw on my walk and the light and everything. just stepping out for a few makes me feel like everything is quaint and perfect even if it’s just for a few minutes
a 2.5 story house that is beige with orange-brown trim. it’s sitting on the corner of a street with orange leaves all around its base and a large tree that is mostly orange (but still with a little green in it) stands in front of it. in the top left corner you can see a sunbeam coming in from the sunset
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i live in an autumn storybook fairytale neighborhood and i adore it
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you people expect me to pick just 9 albums that made me??? i need at least a top 20 for that.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i need goodwill to ship my fucking camera so i can stop being annoying in my head and start being annoying in practice
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3 cats on my bed (including me), who wants to make it four?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first haircut in forever scheduled, job counseling appointment done, laundry going, and dinner planned out. i’m going to spend the rest of my day off getting high and being spooked by alan wake 2
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my job counselor just had a freudian slip and turned the word “translating” into “trans lady” and acted like nothing happened
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
finally have the ability to get a proper haircut for the first time in years and i’m having a panic attack trying to decide what to do with my hair
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i wish i had someone to go with to walker or MIA today. maybe ill convince myself to go solo
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did you know that i am just an icon livin?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really need to actually talk to my therapist about why i always feel so fucking awful when i state my needs in a relationship
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does @bsky.app want to clarify why it’s okay for the head of TRUST AND SAFETY to mass block trans women?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m literally giddy at the idea that i’ll be able to take pictures with like actual control over how they turn out again
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wonnnnn! i’m going to be super annoying and super poor but i don’t care! i’m gonna be a proper photo takin girly soon!
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i may have just bid 85 for a dslr and a bunch of stuff with it (lenses and memory cards and stuff). do i have the 85 to blow? not really. but fuck i miss the sound of a shutter.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i had a coworker return after getting a pacemaker. on his first day back, he sat in a chair while checking people out. on the second day, the company performed a “random security audit” and said him sitting in the chair was a “safety risk”. the US REALLY hates people sitting down while working.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jokes aside, i am once again asking if there is a viable alternative social network that isn’t operated by aliens (meta), transphobes (bsky), or nazi chuds (i don’t feel the need to clarify this one)? don’t say mastodon.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh i get it, if i updated my profile pic with such an awful Olive Oyl ass haircut i’d pre-emptively block half the site from making fun of it too
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does @bsky.app want to clarify why it’s okay for the head of TRUST AND SAFETY to mass block trans women?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao did aaron rodericks just mass block all the trans folk?
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hang in there
white shoes hanging from
a telephone line on a grey background
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he doesn’t know how bad he’s gonna hurt you he doesn’t recognize all the ways he’s learning to he doesn’t know anything and we tell him he doesn’t
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i still don’t understand why pregnant women go to llama classes
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hang in there
white shoes hanging from
a telephone line on a grey background
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck this is accurate
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she’s EVERYTHING
a page from a muppets x marvel comic showing emma frost reading ms piggy’s mind and being blown away, saying “she’s everything and i would die for her”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i keep waiting for it to come out that this is an insanely distasteful joke. it feels unreal
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
been in a bad brain space so i’m going to do something proactive to make it better. going to charge up my headphones, pack a cone, and go for a nice long walk. maybe take some photos.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the inclusion of The Rattlers in The Last of Us Pt 2 is so funny to me. after hours of the game hammering how every side of the central conflict is just continuing an endless cycle of violence, naughty dog had to take a moment to be like “but some people are just evil, obviously”
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devil mae cry @maebyso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Backrooms (2026)
still from an anti-drug ad depicting a flat girl on a couch.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am a fucking architect
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if i just put a drill directly into my brain
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’ve tried to trust the process. i’ve tried to be present and work hard to improve my life. im starting to just accept that im broken and unlucky and only exist to be walked on. i dont matter.
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
maybe everything really does just fucking suck
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