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Jacob Clifton

@jacobclifton.com
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gay writer and critic in ATX

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12h
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h
(browsing the news like it's a restaurant menu) Do you guys have anything that isn't Filth
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 12h
This faker right here
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 19h
Saw this once. In the Snaggletooth comics he's gay & kisses a human. Someone posted them kissing & some chud incel with a Dixie flag pfp commented "That panther better be female"
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danabeaubana.bsky.social @danabeaubana.bsky.social · 20h
I came across this article last month and I still think about it. bsky.app/profile/mtlt...
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 22h
46,436 out of 65,765—or 70.6% held in ICE detention have no criminal conviction according to data current as of July 11, 2026. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 23h
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h
Everyone in politics and media does spooky voice about high corporate taxes and high top marginal rates, and then you look up the period of history where we had that and it's called ~the golden age of capitalism~
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20h
Seen Michael Tracey's photo a bunch of times today and now it feels like I have fleas 😬
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 20h
Anaïs likes to sit atop me. King Baby says it's a gesture of dominance but I don't really care about that. I control where & when she goes to the bathroom, I already won that fight & we both know it. If she were rly looking to dominate she'd sit on Ambrose & learn a lesson about respect & etiquette
A dog sitting on a man's shoulder
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a pretty stunning thing to admit
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21h
Four-byline alert: “.. Meta claimed that $4.1 billion of stock options exercised by Mr. Zuckerberg counted as a research expense ..” @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 20h
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20h
HEDY LAMARR escaped from her Nazi husband by disguising herself as her own maid, became a top actress in Hollywood, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today’s Bluetooth and GPS technology. Helluva lady.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 20h
when I fax you my mixtape
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 20h
Hmmm...
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
*to a woman wearing a t-shirt that has two naked men on it fucking* "What's your favorite thing about Heated Rivalry?" "Gotta be the hockey!" said no one
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patriarchy hurts men but it doesn't really seem to bother us because we get so much out of it. Or I don't fucking know, it's all so baffling
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t recall who posted a week or two ago that RFK Jr. looks like “an entrail” but I want you to know I’ve had spontaneous bouts of laughter about this ever since. Please reveal yourself so I can thank you personally.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she was doxxed by an alum of the fraternity. burn greek life to the ground and salt the earth where it was
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 30/09/2026
Who up
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 30/09/2026
Hate when people are like this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Survivor] JEFF: eat this cow's tongue ME: *eats it* JEFF: and these live slugs ME: *eats them* JEFF: and this coleslaw ME: *snuffs out my own torch*
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 30/09/2026
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
King Baby read several of those Anne Rice books at some point in his life & so I thought he would enjoy experiencing a television program that wasn't written by Julian Fellowes, but he said, get this, the pilot was "too decadent." Imagine that!
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
King Baby read several of those Anne Rice books at some point in his life & so I thought he would enjoy experiencing a television program that wasn't written by Julian Fellowes, but he said, get this, the pilot was "too decadent." Imagine that!
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
* to a woman with a chest tattoo of two vampires ducking in midair * "What's your favorite thing about Interview With the Vampire?" "I'd have to say the interviewing"
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
*to a woman wearing a t-shirt that has two naked men on it fucking* "What's your favorite thing about Heated Rivalry?" "Gotta be the hockey!" said no one
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Billionaires who campaign against forgiveness of school lunch debt or medical bills : its going to be so abundant
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
We don't belong down there. We don't need to go down there
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Patrick in open Rebellion @dattil.io · 29/09/2026
We should make the No Sexual Predators Party and watch it inevitably get taken over by charismatic sexual predators
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
imagine being the richest person in the world and always looking like a hot fucking mess
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
we should train the robots to be good so we can learn it too
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
Grey's Anatomy was this huge diverse hit from the jump & absurdly well written & these same people were like "ah, medical shows, that's the key" & made a million medical shows Heated Rivalry was a hit? "ah, hockey is the key" — now let's make hockey shows. Lmao anything but the reality
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want you to imagine Harry Truman doing this with the Manhattan project scientists
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
She loves me too, just finitely. There is a limit to how much of me & my abject worship that she can take. She sleeps with me these days, which is new. She used to like it in the closet. Now Ambrose tends to sleep there. Zooey slept somewhere new every night, but they're creatures of habit these 2.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry I keep coming back to this, I just find it fascinating. He shrugs off the idea with such alacrity & it's like completely obvious. So I just keep telling him how much she loves him & he keeps blowing it off. But one day it will hit him: She loves you infinitely because you are deserving.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 29/09/2026
The only time she climbs or hugs me now is at the dinner table where, regrettably, she often forgets herself. King Baby won't have it & I'm a little sad to say she's mostly stopped trying. He's slowly coming to love her a lot, but still has no capacity to understand the depth of her love for him.
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