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they call me ben simmons cause I don't play at all

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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 10h
inventing a crazy laser light show set to hip dancey post post post punk. and I'm calling it LED Soundsystem
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 08/10/2026
can I say something about the new hat without anyone getting mad at me
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 08/10/2026
pissing the entire card room off by calling it "Texas Hold Them"
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
increasingly I think the point is not in being anti-AI but in holding steadfastly to standards that AI cannot meet, with no forgiveness
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"De-Trumpification" has to be one of the top agenda items if Dems win power. All the lawlessness and every last one of his efforts to turn DC into an imperial capital should be undone.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 06/10/2026
he's so rich that his dad's boat is blue on wikipedia
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[experiencing a level of resentment i didn't think possible, trembling with anger, barely able to speak] yeah man no worries
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 03/10/2026
gimme brain till im slain
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 03/10/2026
someone's got to reboot Everett True and draw him punching a guy watching tik tok on the bus, jailbreaking Luigi Mangione, or REDACTED
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Morning Star Rockford Illinois August 05,1915
P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE LEFT OUT IN THE HOT SUN BY ITS OWNER 
P2-EVERETT LOCATED THE OWNER 
EVERETT : IF YOU'D HITCH THAT CRITTER A FEW STEPS FORWARD IT WOULD BE OUT OF THE BROILING SUN-SO AND DO IT YOU LAZY GALOOT!!!

EVERETT THROWS THE OWNER TOWARDS THE STREET WHERE HE LEFT HIS HORSE
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just generally the story of the last 5 years is Revenge of The Bosses, including Trump's win in 2024
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. / S07E01 The Engagement
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 01/10/2026
screwed by fuck ass mlb playoff format
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patrons who come to our casino wearing those "smart glasses" must promise not to use them to cheat at gambling.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i haven't successfully unsubscribed from shit
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 30/09/2026
screaming females fucking rip
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 29/09/2026
wrath of a million clippys and a million barneys and a million duck hunt dogs at these AI things
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 27/07/2026
like it or not, the current team of destiny is none other than the boston red sox
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 27/09/2026
send Pancho and Lefty to the top of the charts
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 27/09/2026
Covid-Conscious Hooters
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I shoulda never decided to take the football pill again
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will emerge victorious from my life. I will defeat it.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993) Season 3, Episode 16: Prophet Motive Aired: 2/20/1995, Syndication 00:13:44.171
Caption: Oh, you're not going to like it, Brother.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993)
Season 3, Episode 16: Prophet Motive
00:13:44.171

Aired: 2/20/1995, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 27/09/2026
let me be clear when I say that I love women. I love hanging out with them and I love creaming in their holes. women: you can't lose!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 26/09/2026
I'll do it
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 25/09/2026
honestly, and I mean this genuinely: have a good weekend
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll drink a 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 at an interview & take your secretary to Six Flags
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 25/09/2026
it's arrested development (fox run only)
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just feel like if you’re going to tackle the widespread narcissist entitlement that’s actually a problem, maybe it’s the current most powerful people in the world and not the masking liberal arts lesbians
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neighborhood 1 of SimCity The Sims Maxis February 4, 2000
Isometric view of videogame neighborhood from The Sims. North American suburbia style housing, albeit sparsely populated. The area is a circle with the only distinct feature being a river running through.
Source: sims.fandom.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know! I’ll go tell the police that someone assaulted me for being trans! That’ll take care of that!
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 22/09/2026
firefox thinks im fucking cool
time zone spread with the following cities displayed: new york, berlin, sydney, and los angeles
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
investigating Elon Musk, subpoenaing him, making him testify under oath, and working toward significant prosecutions should be one of the leading Democrat campaign promises right now not just for DOGE, for a decade of self-driving fraud that has killed more than 60 Americans, and many other crimes
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