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caemeron

@caemeroncc.bsky.social
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TV critic and Executive Editor of @tvobsessive.com, erstwhile friend of wisdom, Twin Peaks fan. Sometimes I talk about fantasy football tvobsessive.com/author/caemeroncc

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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a theory that we enjoy watching Case Keenum because QBs "just don't play like that anymore" and it would be cool if one of you statheads found some data to back that up
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go for it again you coward
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oops I forgot to make a DFS lineup based about "Bears look good and win easily"
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God these Bills uniforms are hideous
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess Rolling Stone wants to pretend there's still a monoculture? Inspired me to look back at this piece from 2019, which I thought was pretty good. Anyway, no, we basically aren't exposed to any music we don't want to be exposed to at this point, with caveats. shouldn't be surprising
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The 2010s Ended the World As We Knew It: The Decade in TV
Caemeron Crain looks at the changes in TV over the past decade in light of things like the rise of smartphones and social media
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I ask you about your favorite TV shows, I'm asking about you, not the shows
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
really enjoying talking about The Traitors with Ryan, give us a listen if you're into it!
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TV Obsessive @tvobsessive.com · 26/09/2026
On this week's podcast: A brief rec for Dark Matter, Daredevil ending, Darkwing Duck, and more before a discussion of this week's episodes of The Traitors: New Blood 📺 #TheTraitors
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The Traitors: New Blood Episodes 3 and 4 Plus News & Notes (The TV Obsessive Podcast Episode 175)
On The TV Obsessive Podcast Episode 175, we discuss recent TV news and The Traitors: New Blood Episodes 3 and 4.
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
before Discover it was What's Hot (10+ likes)... mostly (gay) porn, then furry stuff, a smattering of politics darth asked everyone about their projects and the reactions/replies broke the site one day, a poster with "clout" referred to herself as a "Bluesky elder" and was yeeted into the sun
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good stuff from Brien on this episode, which I also really enjoyed!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ATL should try and get it to no. 7 more. seems like a good player
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
at least Penix is throwing it (incomplete) downfield
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is absurd because 1) there's no way to know he wasn't pretending to jug a can of juice or something; and 2) tons of ads for beer during games + official beer sponsor of the NFL, etc. he should be able to do like Stone Cold Steve Austin as far as I'm concerned, but c'mon
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Kyle Juszczyk fined for offensive demonstration for "imitation of chugging a beer"
There are plenty of beers being sold at NFL stadiums and advertisements for them being shown during games, but the NFL has apparently drawn the line at players pretending to drink them on the field.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other.
A city that exists
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other. Like a closed electric circuit (?) I could explain that better but I spent my life appreciating art. There are pieces of writing that stand on their own without any supplementary information but there's a reason that when we read a classic poem or short story we usually soon after want to know when and where and under which conditions it was written. Same with music. You can hear a song you like and appreciate it knowing little but the first question people often ask when you play them something by a new band is where are they from? It’s funny that you should ask because they are from a city that exists. Art is a conversation where the particulars of the world are made universal and the universal is made particular. Think about how powerful an engine of imagination it is for a young person hearing a band and learning that they are from some far off place – Tokyo or New York or even somewhere gross like the UK. It is a time portal. It is magic. It even works if the artist dead. So too with a painting. The little information plaque in the museum is an extraordinarily powerful tool. What if it said no one painted this nowhere? Well then you’d be looking at nothing. And now what would you be?
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"please clap" remains a joke that evokes Jeb!, right? or are we losing that to the sands of time already (he says aware that it was more than 10 years ago)
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess, the last thing I want to say here, is this: simple exanations are basically always wrong at some level when it comes to biology, and quadruply so when it comes to brains, identity, and cognition. Biology makes things weirder and cooler than we can ever imagine! 😁
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let Them Taunt
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 18/09/2026
We got @minakimes.bsky.social back in studio to discuss the Nonsense Economy (among other things). Come hang: youtu.be/kkLxhtPfZ2o?...
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Reacting to Holly Rowe AI + Anti-Asian Racism at Texas, with Mina Kimes | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have decided to start Carson Wentz instead of Joe Burrow for fantasy football tomorrow. like for later
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶 we both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem 🎶
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
now you can listen to me talk about The Traitors, if that's something you might be interested in
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gonna plant a flag that Devonta Smith and Waddle will be in the top 12 for the season
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think this is my take! It's only a WR/TE take, fwiw, but the upshot would be that you should ignore almost everything there in terms of predicting things moving forward, except what you can gather from routes runs and such
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh that cape was load-bearing
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder how much Week 1 weirdness can be explained by D coordinators having no relevant tape, such that they just focus in on stopping the top receiver, plus QBs having a kind of training camp brain to target the open guy
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they keep talking about how humid it is for this NFL game tonight #BuildADome
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
only defense for that play call on 3rd is going for it on 4th
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@matthewberrytmr.bsky.social I also need Sutton to get fewer than 2 points to win a league this week. godspeed!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
very disappointed in Talarico. I don't live in Texas, so can't vote either way. If I did, I would still vote for him, with sadness in my heart. since I don't, I will still root for him but if he wins it's gone from "fuck yeah!" to "cool" and if he loses it's gone from "oh no!" to "he had it coming"
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
usually, we do news and notes and such then dig into an episode of something currently airing; this week is a bit different, where we talk about The Traitors pretty generally. maybe a good intro if you want to just get a feel for what the podcast is like. give a listen!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Talarico is like the middle school kid who tries to get the bullies to stop by making fun of himself (which was me, in full transparency) doesn't work!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a piece of advice for anyone who's at all new to fantasy football: there is a lot of danger in overreacting to what happens in Week 1, to where you're safer not reacting at all for a couple more weeks
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wish tech companies/apps would stop operating in the mode of a guy who sneaks into your place and moves all your furniture half an inch
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
counting on New Yorkers to just absolutely never use these things
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
went through my ff lineups and decided that yes I do want to stick with Dulcich over Kittle what could go wrong
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like this is the first time I've heard Mooney's name all offseason. With Slayton released by the NYG, is it Mooney SZN?
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've seen some homies capitulating on CMC and Henry in fantasy draft this years, and just know this: one of these years, we will be right #NeverWrongJustEarly
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Marshawn Lloyd? Fuck that shit. Kaleb Johnson!
Dennis Hopper putting on an oxygen mask as he drives a car in Blue Velvet, with Isabella Rosselini in the passenger seat looking on
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Crow
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I really had no idea the Green Lantern was this dark
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
anyone else seeing this AI-animated ad on YT where this guy sings about having sex with the wife of a Jewish billionaire who tells him the secret to longevity is taking a garlic supplement
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
let danny mcbride host an episode of the muppet show
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
giving the crow a thumbs-up as I start my day
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my thoughts on the season finale of Silo. no book spoilers (I haven't read them). can't wait for Season 4 next summer!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's 2025 and I'm adding Jonathon Brooks to dynasty rosters as a throw in it's March 2026 and I'm drafting Jonathon Brooks in the 15th round on Underdog it's... it's... it's September 2026 and I'm drafting Jonathon Brooks in the 6th in redraft leagues Still feels good!
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Addendum: my words have no power over you. If you like this movie, nothing I can say can make you not like it. Please be secure in your opinions!
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
post something random
A kid in a Jets uniform looks over at Santa (Sam Darnold)
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's fascinating to me how certain narratives seem to just take hold about fantasy football, like everyone seems to think that Rhamondre had a good year last year and TreVeyon had a bad year even though Henderson had more total fantasy points and trailed by less than 1 PPG regardless of format
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