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they call me ben simmons cause I don't play at all

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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 22/09/2026
firefox thinks im fucking cool
time zone spread with the following cities displayed: new york, berlin, sydney, and los angeles
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 20/09/2026
how im watching drake maye play football until further notice
rob lowe nfl hat
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 04/07/2026
pimp of the realm mode loading @yelix.bsky.social
Wendy's soda cup and THC tincture
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 27/06/2026
working around the clock to kill the remaining 8%
92% woke 8% chud
44% techbro 56% neo-luddite
31% hopepilled 69% doomer (nice) 
52% davos 48% dubai (100% politburo)
closest match zohran and I take any close match as an insult because I wish to be seen as esoteric
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 06/06/2026
#GamerStuff #NewPicks #JacksPickems
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 06/06/2026
tyloo fucking up my picks again #GamerStuff #JacksPickems
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 28/05/2026
office space frame "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 23/04/2026
the way I would be grabassing and piggybacking in front of this banner
hallway banner for horse handicapping convention that reads "Welcome to the National Horseplayers Championship"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 10/04/2026
#GamerStuff
i load the bots and pretend i'm donk for hours
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 20/03/2026
one of the classics
we @kanwetwitty 
To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.
4:33 PM • Jul 20, 2015
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 31/01/2026
jeevacation at gmail should belong to this guy
Riley Soloner appearing on The Chris Gethard Show as Vacation Jason
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 26/01/2026
what did he do?
cropped screenshot of an email from Ticketmaster, subject line reads "Brandon Wardell Has Been Cancelled"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 15/01/2026
I'm this guy but I'm wearing eyeshadow and yelling "THE CURE!"
screenshot of a tweet (I know) that reads "Paint it Black came on and this guy yelled 'THE STONES' so loud. I'm dedicating my Friday night to him"
pictured is a man at a barstool with long white hair glasses and a ball cap. he looks really cool.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 12/01/2026
I didn't like the playoffs either but I don't think they need to go so far as to fuck Eric in the ass
screenshot of a youtube video from Eric Estepp but the title is cut off to read "NASCAR Unveils BRAND-NEW Championship Format | Reaction & Anal..."
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 30/11/2025
frame from the show of him on the news with the lower third "louie ck comedian/masturbator"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 17/09/2025
eating without youtube
dali's persistence of memory
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 05/09/2025
that's what's up
sunny at the lake. two kayaks a canoe a pedal boat visible on shore. beach chairs and a swimming dock also visible. hell yes.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 30/08/2025
"and away we go" -Billy on the Street
tightly cropped google maps screenshot showing a 1 day 15 hour route from Arizona to Massachusetts
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 25/08/2025
for me it's
twitter screenshot "Welcome to Twitter. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to Monday Night RAW for some reason"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 24/08/2025
sold old tv on facebook marketplace
50 American dollars, two 20s and two fives, ironically spread over my right arm
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 22/08/2025
The Ratchet Effect: How you are being duped by the fake two-party system. 
Democrats block movement back to the left
Republicans turn everything to the right
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 10/08/2025
hope! springs! eternal!
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 10/07/2025
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 29/06/2025
Zohran Effect
campaign sign for a Tucson City Council candidate on an orange background prominently displaying only the candidate's first name
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 08/06/2025
the new colossus poem as seen on the inscription of the statue of Liberty
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 08/06/2025
a stack of the paper napkins you fold like
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 06/06/2025
these men should be facing a gallows or firing squad for their first worldism and anti revolutionary spirits. and yet...
bernie sanders and jeremy corbyn
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 02/06/2025
I'll be honest I needed this one I don't have a lot going for me at the moment
hoo boy where do we start with this one. I'll say that like above it's a dork enthusiastically posing in front of a barely legible fortnite win screen with his mouth wide open but not in any particular recognizable mouth shape, and he's throwing the rock and roll horns perpendicular to the ground for some reason.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 30/04/2025
New Hampshire storefront sign reading "GUNS-N-ROCKS / Firearms & Minerals / BUY • SELL • TRADE"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 15/04/2025
nein! net! no! begone
cropped deck blue screenshot showing the notification "David Leavitt followed you" just because I said the name of one magic card.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 14/04/2025
another one
small screencapture from live coverage of a chess match. cropped only to show a large metal water bottle next to a player's namecard, showing an American flag
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 13/04/2025
some truly dirty and disrespectful kills including a nasty sliding one deag
honestly if you are visually impaired that's good because it means that you don't have to look at me. i'm making a really stupid half pog half soy face and im in front of a computer monitor showing a "#1 Victory Royale" fortnite splash
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 12/04/2025
meme cartoon of two guys on a bus (you've seen this one) the guy looking at the cliff's caption reads "spending $15 at home" and for the guy enjoying the scenery "spending $15 while traveling"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 12/04/2025
wish I was doing well enough to need even a reasonably priced ornamental fabrication guy
yard sign placed in between sidewalk and road. two oversized American pickup trucks are visible in the background. the sign reads "RJ Ornamental Fabrication, LLC QUALITY & EFFICIENT WORK AT A GREAT VALUE free estimates 520-388-0566
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 11/04/2025
redundancy
small screencapture from live coverage of a chess match. cropped only to show a large metal water bottle next to a player's namecard, showing an American flag
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 07/04/2025
who Jack Black should have played in the minecraft movie. through the divorce and LA mansion parties and everything
Markus "Notch" Persson
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 31/03/2025
we used to be about this shit
boss tweed
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 27/03/2025
Always Sunny frame with Mac and a caption reading "I'm playing *both* sides, so that I always come out on top.
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 26/03/2025
look at my opposition leader dawg im going to a blacksite
Pete
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 22/03/2025
incredibly crunchy and low res screenshot of an also crunchy instagram reel showing Jimmy Butler in his Miami Heat jersey. a caption reads "'Tobias Harris over me?' - Jimmy Butler"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 21/03/2025
I believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I'm a Marxist
Hans Moleman: "I was saying BOOurns"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 12/03/2025
posting to the message boards that the sun is rising, the birds are singing, the governments are taxing
screenshot of a message board thread title with a "Help" category tag applied. The title reads "Arch Linux - Audio Not Working"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 06/03/2025
lenin
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 02/03/2025
the shaq quote "I owe you an apology"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 02/03/2025
"how should we cheat at car racing?" "poison the driver" "brilliant!"
screenshot of a NASCAR app news article stating that lead weights were added to the hydration packs (and other cabling components) of the 34 and 51 cars
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 01/03/2025
dogshit man
the first four races of the indycar calendar spaced out nearly a month apart and racing in Alabama in May. shameful!
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 25/02/2025
they're proud of this shit!
screenshot of a youtube suggestion of NASCAR's official "Radioactive" Video compilation of radio messages from last week's Atlanta race. the title and the thumbnail both advertise the video with the quote "I don't care if I wreck the whole fucking field"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 22/02/2025
review of skatepark like reviewing a mcdonald's and complaining about the smell of hamburgers
a one-star review of a local skatepark with the body text "The chaos extremely loud music and lingering smell of weed mixed with the trash kinda killed the vibes"
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 18/02/2025
pictured: The NASCAR Cup
Kevin Harvick posing with his 2020 NASCAR Regular Season Trophy
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war don't sex. crimes hide crimes @jackphelps.online · 02/02/2025
it's time
youtube thumbnail from s1mple's first run on Liquid, reading Meet Liquid s1mple and showing a picture of young Oleksandr
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