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Stan the Caddy: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup... Have her try on the bra, see if it fits. / S07E12 The Caddy

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George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff? Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start. / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)

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Seinfeldism: "Biggest dating scene in the world" ~ How Jerry described his innate ability to have a new girlfriend every week. (S08E21 The Muffin Tops) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: seinfeldism....

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I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. / S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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A bird ran into my giant freak-head. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Elaine: It smells like a rubber fire. / S07E20 The Calzone

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I feel like I'm in bed with my mother. / S07E17 The Doll

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Here's a fact. I'm... the Wiz! / S09E05 The Junk Mail

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You're gonna be the first pirate! / S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts. / S04E19 The Implant

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Kramer: Wait a minute!.. This isn't the way to the park! Where are we going?.. I recognize this block! You're taking me to the doctor! / S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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We need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you quone him. / S01E02 The Stake Out

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Seinfeldism: "Gotta get up early tomorrow" ~ Elaine advised Jerry's virgin girlfriend Marla that after sex, men use the excuse of having to get up early, like they have suddenly turned into farmers. (S04E10 The Virgin) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: seinfeldism....

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Now you're gonna see some parallel parking. How I wish you could make a living parallel parking. It's all geometry, knowing all the angles, when to make that first turn and then when to swing it back in, that's the key. / S03E22 The Parking Space

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The key word is tasteful. Now I want you to relax and have fun, because you're a fun guy! / S08E05 The Package

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What do you say Cosmo?! / S06E11 The Switch

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We had a funny guy with us in Korea: a tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. / S02E03 The Jacket

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Hello Jerry, may I come in? / S06E12 The Label Maker

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You put your groceries under the hood of my car! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

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We have a catered affair... It's creative black tie. / S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Everyone's calling me nip! / S04E13 The Pick

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Hey, an original G.I. Joe... With a full frogman suit. / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Seinfeldism: "Flush like a jet engine" ~ How George described the best bathroom in midtown Manhattan. (S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: seinfeldism....

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Jerry: So, you and Lyle are roommates? Lanette: No. Jerry: Gay? Lanette: What? Jerry: Is he gay? Lanette: No. Jerry: Are you sure? Lanette: I think I would know. Jerry: (to himself) This is a new one. / S08E22 The Summer of George

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Look George, I'm really enjoying spending time with you but I'm not sure this is going to work out. At some point you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Hmmm, Macchu Picchu. Are these free? / S08E20 The Millennium

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Steinbrenner: Just let me ask you something. Is it "Feb-RU-uary" or " Feb-U-ary"? Because I prefer "Feb-U-ary" and what is this "ru"? / S08E18 The Nap

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Elaine: What is this. It's like you're selling movie tickets back here. / S08E18 The Nap

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Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum... / S08E17 The English Patient

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You think you're better than me, huh? / S08E17 The English Patient

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Lisa: How could you not love that movie? Elaine: How about, it sucked? / S08E17 The English Patient

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George: Who's your favorite chess player? Steven: (mumbles) Nastercoff? / S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Seinfeldism: "It's a bitch to get here" ~ One of the breakup excuses Elaine gave to her recently disabled, boyfriend Owen March. Apparently, she had to take subways, transferring at 42nd Street to take the double-R. (S03E11 The Alternate Side) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

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