Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025You're just jealous because I know the perfect Kool-aid to sugar ratio 131
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Imagine hating me and I'm listening to club hits from 2006 while drinking coffee 12911
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The 700 Club turned me into a rebellious youth for replacing my Sunday morning cartoons 040
Reposted by Surly Danash @ashhull.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Face down ass up . Me picking up a lucky penny. 928270
Reposted by Surly DanBlinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Me: Hey, babe. You wanna have a threesome? *slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand* 611447
Reposted by Surly Danmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/01/2025You can't look serious in a bucket hat so why try 1720646
Reposted by Surly DanKiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 24/01/2025any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow 3448
Reposted by Surly Dan👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Mission Impossible theme in my head while I pin this on my mother-in-law’s shawl 2234
Reposted by Surly Danandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/01/2025I always ask if it's a "good" baby like they're not gonna lie if it's had 5 exorcisms 1038384
Reposted by Surly Danflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 24/01/2025could never marry someone with a peanut allergy, the temptation is just too high 03911
Reposted by Surly DanJust Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Another night spent tossing and turning because I couldn't figure out what to do with my arms. 64310
Reposted by Surly DanRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Dolly PartOn *claps twice* Dolly PartOff 1745175
Reposted by Surly Dan👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The inability to breathe through your nose when you brush your teeth is like inhaling two packs of Newports. 22510
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 17/01/2025You can have my soul but don't touch my chicken nuggets 12411
Reposted by Surly DanRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 16/01/2025a tanning bed is just a george foreman for cannibals. 517917
Reposted by Surly DanCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025You can turn anything into a milkshake if your blender is strong enough. 22910
Reposted by Surly DanQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My eyes just rolled so far back in my head that I saw my own ass. 0166
Reposted by Surly Dan👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025🎬 1,031 but it’s just another selfie 2217
Reposted by Surly DanSunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Wheel of Fortune but it’s just a cheese wheel I’m tryna stuff old Chinese food fortunes into 131
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Hopefully, my Limewire downloads from 2005 finish today 2151
Reposted by Surly DanJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger 311568222
Reposted by Surly Danmisty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Until further notice all my social skills will be replaced with armpit farts. 49431
Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The last time I had sex Afro Man was on the Billboards Top 100 031
Reposted by Surly DanCat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If you show your butt at Mardis Gras, they throw anal beads at you ... Nice catch! 291
Reposted by Surly DanCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 31/12/2024A pickle for your problems 53712
Reposted by Surly DanBlinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 22/12/2024🎵ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS [ₐ ᵦᵢ𝓰 ₜᵢₜₜᵧ 𝓰ₒₜₕ 𝓰ᵢᵣₗ𝒻ᵣᵢₑₙ𝒹] YOOOOUUUUU🎵 1147
Reposted by Surly Danandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/12/2024I stole my therapist's notebook and every page is just those cool S shapes from the 90s 231284210
Reposted by Surly Danmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I get it, my enthusiasm can be overwhelming 912034
Reposted by Surly DanFrän @fundersum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I'm not Danish but I'm still tasty 611916
Reposted by Surly Dandr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Krampus gonna get you 4269
Reposted by Surly Dan😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 19/12/2024*shaking my phone* this dopamine machine isn't WORKING 2043398
Reposted by Surly DanBlinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Reverse cowgirl so I don't have to share my Reese's trees 913335
Reposted by Surly DanSeann @happee69017.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“We, the men on BlueSky of the interwebs, do hereby seek petition to formally declare the act of not wearing a bra as ‘Free Bouncing’, and furthermore would say this becomes the social norm for slang in this circumstance.” ~Sincerely, Dan & Seannmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk writing a note on a piece of paper .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk writing a note on a piece of paper . 121
