Reposted by Seanninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026me: what kind of ice cream you got? store clerk: it's Ben & Jerrys me:[slides $20 across the counter] and whose is it now? 127082
Reposted by SeannTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When you bust a nut but she keeps on sucking. 39227
Reposted by SeannLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When your brain is thinking of it late at night and you want it off your plate for the next day but can’t send an email at midnight, just do it and schedule send it for some bullshit morning normie time and go sleep peacefully my friend 4193
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Waiting for the meds to kick in. 1287
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You look like a serial killer. *followed* *crosses fingers* 511035
Reposted by SeannCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Life is just a big round of bumper cars. No wonder everyone is walking around with whiplash. 0135
Reposted by SeannCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The only ring I want from you is an onion ring. 65216
Reposted by SeannMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I make my coffee with the dark roasted bones of reply guys 46429
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026People who use the phrase "the ick" totally give me "the ick." 0212
Reposted by Seann😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Happy freaky Friday! It's been a long week... time to drink until I fight a bear, dance on a table, or get arrested - maybe all three at once! 0202
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Not now, I'm watching Romancing the Stone. 10487
Reposted by SeannBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Friday is disco night at the grocery, in case you were wondering. 0155
Reposted by SeannBliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026After a quick cereal break, I’m rearranging my pillow/blanket ratio. 192
Reposted by SeannCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’ve been referred to as a cheese filled dough ball, and I approve that statement. 0289
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026There's a Matrix marathon on today to remind us we're all cogs in the machine. 4287
Reposted by SeannMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 21/03/2026if I was stupid enough to claim I’d been teleported it sure as hell wouldn’t be to a fucking Waffle House 24111
Reposted by SeannCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026They’ve gone way out of their way to individually package everything except for an individual portion of dried spaghetti. 1175
Reposted by SeannRavinRedhead @whimsicalwoman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I can’t believe in this day and age that global TV actually has a half an hour where they’re off the air. WTHell-ee-o! 091
Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We rarely see the end, it only flashes as it begins to unfold. Don’t lose yourself in reverie, you’ll miss the story you were meant to be told. 020
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the warm embrace of the Apple Store 0179
Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wasted time looking for life only to watch it end, but if you slow down and observe what’s around you you can actually live until it all ends. 020
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026demi-goddesses of bsky🦋 23013
Reposted by SeannAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025May the New Year 2026 not be worse than 2025 😉 Fucking Happy New Year!🥂 1408
Reposted by SeannForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real 28432
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 06/12/2025we did a Sesame Street theater production in 5th grade so songs like I Love Trash and 5 People in My Family live in my head rent free. 85015
Reposted by Seann𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am. 24212
Reposted by SeannGingy the Ginger Queen @ginger-queen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Single parenting is insane.. Just when you think you’ve got your ducks corralled, you trip, knock open the gate and they are out of control.. Again.. 1263
Reposted by Seanninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025A dating app for the over 50's called Napchat 18398107
Reposted by SeannVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"I bet when you cook, your secret ingredient is love" No, it's salt, dumbass. 1012418
Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood !media.tenor.coma screenshot of a video game with a chef and hamburgersALT: a screenshot of a video game with a chef and hamburgers 040
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/07/2025leave my checkered past out of this 813145
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the shitposters ball 117027
Reposted by SeannNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025so apparently “fuck this shit and then some” isn’t an actual cup size at starbucks. 47811
Reposted by SeannNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025me contemplating whether or not to have a 5th piece of cake 3354
Reposted by SeannΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025You don't really know me, if you haven't watched me eat lasagna 510661
Reposted by SeannMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/06/2025If you mean the percentage of people online at this hour yeah sure you could say I’m the 1%. 14812
Reposted by Seanninkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025i've replaced the g string on my guitar so i can play you a thong 2628166
Reposted by SeannThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025cease and desist deez nuts, your honor 27925