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Seann

@happee69017.bsky.social
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Nothing Special, just molding back my pieces of broken. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y3vogih7zu…

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
me: what kind of ice cream you got? store clerk: it's Ben & Jerrys me:[slides $20 across the counter] and whose is it now?
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When you bust a nut but she keeps on sucking.
This image shows a Kongorikishi (also known as Nio) guardian statue located in the Japanese Friendship Garden within Balboa Park, San Diego. His hand is up to signify to stop with a freaky facial expression.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When your brain is thinking of it late at night and you want it off your plate for the next day but can’t send an email at midnight, just do it and schedule send it for some bullshit morning normie time and go sleep peacefully my friend
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Waiting for the meds to kick in.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You look like a serial killer. *followed* *crosses fingers*
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Life is just a big round of bumper cars. No wonder everyone is walking around with whiplash.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The only ring I want from you is an onion ring.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I make my coffee with the dark roasted bones of reply guys
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
People who use the phrase "the ick" totally give me "the ick."
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Happy freaky Friday! It's been a long week... time to drink until I fight a bear, dance on a table, or get arrested - maybe all three at once!
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not now, I'm watching Romancing the Stone.
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Friday is disco night at the grocery, in case you were wondering.
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
After a quick cereal break, I’m rearranging my pillow/blanket ratio.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’ve been referred to as a cheese filled dough ball, and I approve that statement.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There's a Matrix marathon on today to remind us we're all cogs in the machine.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
if I was stupid enough to claim I’d been teleported it sure as hell wouldn’t be to a fucking Waffle House
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
They’ve gone way out of their way to individually package everything except for an individual portion of dried spaghetti.
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RavinRedhead @whimsicalwoman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I can’t believe in this day and age that global TV actually has a half an hour where they’re off the air. WTHell-ee-o!
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Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We rarely see the end, it only flashes as it begins to unfold. Don’t lose yourself in reverie, you’ll miss the story you were meant to be told.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the warm embrace of the Apple Store
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Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Wasted time looking for life only to watch it end, but if you slow down and observe what’s around you you can actually live until it all ends.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
demi-goddesses of bsky🦋
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
May the New Year 2026 not be worse than 2025 😉 Fucking Happy New Year!🥂
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
we did a Sesame Street theater production in 5th grade so songs like I Love Trash and 5 People in My Family live in my head rent free.
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.
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Gingy the Ginger Queen @ginger-queen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Single parenting is insane.. Just when you think you’ve got your ducks corralled, you trip, knock open the gate and they are out of control.. Again..
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Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Dinner is served 😋
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A dating app for the over 50's called Napchat
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Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Nice view this morning.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"I bet when you cook, your secret ingredient is love" No, it's salt, dumbass.
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Seann @happee69017.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood !
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a screenshot of a video game with a chef and hamburgers
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a chef and hamburgers
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
leave my checkered past out of this
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
the shitposters ball
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
so apparently “fuck this shit and then some” isn’t an actual cup size at starbucks.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
me contemplating whether or not to have a 5th piece of cake
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You don't really know me, if you haven't watched me eat lasagna
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If you mean the percentage of people online at this hour yeah sure you could say I’m the 1%.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
i've replaced the g string on my guitar so i can play you a thong
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
cease and desist deez nuts, your honor
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𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
fine, i’ll guess i’ll go adult now.
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