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Surly Dan

@itsdanimal.bsky.social
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I think I'm lost

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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Sunday coffee is the best coffee
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just the right amount
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It happens 😆
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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a man in a red jacket is eating popcorn with the words oh this is getting spicy below him
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
That's a fair point 😆
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Especially when you don't run 🤣
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
You're just jealous because I know the perfect Kool-aid to sugar ratio
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
😏
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just inquiring about the weather 😁
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
😬😆
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Goes to Starbucks Orders a black coffee
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🥳
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I did 🤣
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
🥳🙌
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Stay safe!!
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'd do some weird shit for a grilled cheese
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Fredbird
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Enjoy 🥳
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Dammit 😭
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'll wait for the invitation. Checks messages 😭🤣
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kermit the frog is sitting on a railing with his head on a pole .
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A good smack should do it
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🍑😏
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hottie!
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
👀👀🔥
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🙌🥳
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
👀🔥
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Happy Monday, turds!
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
😆
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
🤣🥰
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Gary doesn't approve 🤨
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Reliving the golden days
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Imagine hating me and I'm listening to club hits from 2006 while drinking coffee
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Same here 🤣
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
That's my girl 😏
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
You're awesome is what i got from it
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hmmmm 🤔
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
🥳
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The 700 Club turned me into a rebellious youth for replacing my Sunday morning cartoons
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Face down ass up . Me picking up a lucky penny.
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
😆
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Maybe next time 🤞
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me: Hey, babe. You wanna have a threesome? *slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand*
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
True. I'll start yapping more
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Challenge accepted
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You can't look serious in a bucket hat so why try
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
🤨❤️
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sane? Well dammit!
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'll seduce you with my flannel pajama pants on
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Surly Dan @itsdanimal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I quit 🤣
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