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Crista DeRicco

@itisjustcrista.bsky.social
362 followers 346 following 78 posts

A minor demon, Crista is probably in the way in the kitchen. Bookshop co-proprietor.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
bro are you okay? the shot just lingered on your face for a few seconds while you were looking at your loved ones. no bro there was like, a mournful string orchestration of your leitmotif playing. bro?
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@thesomanybees.bsky.social
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you think, from a shark's perspective, that catching a pelican stuffed full of undigested and/or partially digested fish is in any way similar to what we experience when we bite into a Boston cream donut?
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 26/08/2026
NOT OKAY
Tim Curry and Miss Piggy, Kermit, Gonzo, and Rizzo the RatDolly Parton and Missy Piggy
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly deserves to be on Mt. Rushmore more than anyone currently on it, in part because she almost certainly would have turned it down and made them spend the money on something else
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank god, it’s finally available for pre-order!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Damn, every job posting is like: a shockingly long list of tasks that *should* be the responsibility of at least two people, advanced degree preferred, at least 10 years of experience, some nights & weekends required, two weeks PTO, $50k.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@thesomanybees.bsky.social
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🎃 Decorative Gourd Mikell 🎃 @mikell.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I appreciated this Wired review of this chair that I will almost certainly be buying and also I love that whoever created this graphic knows exactly who this chair is for www.wired.com/review/amsea...
Screenshot of the article header showing the subheading “this extra-wide chair gives you room to sit cross-legged, sideways, or however your body actually wants to sit” with a photo of the chair on a pink, purple, and blue color blocked background that evokes the bisexual pride flag
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate
Still from the movie Return of the Living dead showing the main building. Text reads
"July 3, 1984
5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The new roof is leaking and the sewer is backing up into our shower. Cool cool cool.
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve got $20 on this as the health situation:
It’s a brain the size of air conditioning compressor unit with tentacles and eyes—from the ridiculous/excellent film Psycho Goreman. The neighbor kid gets turned into this thing, but no one does anything about it. Bc ::shrug::
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Posting this for a specific audience here.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
we’re so desperate for good news we've accepted the scaffolding as our wire mother
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
cracking open a cold one with the boys
a variety of flavor ice
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 08/07/2023
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 01/06/2026
The new AP Stylebook, 58th Edition, includes an entry for couple of, which clarifies that it always means two.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
On the one hand, it is, of course, a privilege to grow older. But buying orthopedic sandals is just…undignified.
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I miss our bookshop, but at least now no men can corner me & drone on for an hour about fucking Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Corn rigs and Barley rigs, amiright?
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I saw something so gross on Instagram that I can never go back. Goodbye forever, Instagram.
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
id love to relax but my brain just keeps opening more tabs
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 15/04/2026
You're telling me Hamnet isn't an animated movie about a futuristic race of pigs who develop a vast, sentient computer network called H.U.M.A.N. that turns on them and eventually slaughters them for food but then discovers they're living in a simulation of our universe? I'm supposed to believe that?
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is the energy I hope I bring to the office:
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wilbur: wow Charlotte must have written something really nice about me for all these people to be so excited. Maybe about how I’m handsome or a good friend Charlotte’s web: SOME PIG
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm sorry that I haven't been introducing impeachment articles in the house. my bad. didn't realize it was my job
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Opening a business: really expensive. Running a business: also expensive. Closing a business: wild, but also really expensive! And due to a paperwork hiccup we haven’t actually existed since 2024. Gonna go have a lunch margarita about it.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My daughter at the dentist: Yes, well my Papa left us today. Hygienist eyes go wide. Me: He left on a *business trip* & will be home Friday. Christ almighty
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.
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Samir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
if the US government logs these trees at the rate / quantity they're proposing, we'll lose one of the last old-growth forests. there's no coming back from that. if you have five minutes to leave a comment pushing back against the BLM, please do; there's a guide to that below.
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Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Picture is Garak the Cardassian tailor/spy from Deep Space 9.
"Look all I'm saying is Garak would have this Epstein list taken care of by now."
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@thesomanybees.bsky.social a little guy!
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2026
enough emails. stop it
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Crista DeRicco @itisjustcrista.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
There are three newsletters I would LOVE to pay to subscribe to, but I’m waiting until they switch from substack.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I WANT THE WORLD TO BE BETTER!
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