Reposted by 🐳Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 17hHuh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c... 10635231
Reposted by 🐳Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14479411936
Reposted by 🐳Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3544931087
Reposted by 🐳Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. 713312
Reposted by 🐳derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 337152881280
Reposted by 🐳AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Carlitos: “Effortlessly crushing it in a tux and none of you are worth it” Fran: “Behold my invisible accordion” Casper: “Agent 00-Ruud reporting for duty” Taylor: indie band frontman forced to attend a formal event Flavio: about to make Team World an offer they can't refuse #tennis #LaverCup 5143
Reposted by 🐳Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory 4571266
🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have started Succession in earnest. So amazingly well written. 000
Reposted by 🐳Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026I thought I saw one in the top right, but I think it's actually a Romulan Warbird #joke 192
Reposted by 🐳Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A guy walks into a Halloween party with a woman strapped to his back. Everyone asks, "what are you supposed to be?" "A turtle", he says. "Well then who is she" they ask. He replies, "That's Michelle". 4183
Reposted by 🐳Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This mans' imagination is next level 893116783
Reposted by 🐳Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026Fidelity’s Director of Global Macro saying that the AI trade has been “dead money” for three months, and that it’s inflationary, meaning (as I’ve discussed multiple times) that the more debt they raise the more expensive debt becomes and the more they build data centers the more expensive it gets 221045207
Reposted by 🐳Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over* 776285854858
Reposted by 🐳Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him. 15184121899
Reposted by 🐳AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is all kinds of awesome 🩰🎾 #Tennis #Ballet #CarlosAlcaraz 315833
Reposted by 🐳Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Side effect of that realization is that it will also make you rethink the movie. 2352
Reposted by 🐳Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I will find a way to fumble this. Just you watch. 774252
Reposted by 🐳c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178392092
Reposted by 🐳Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138773686
Reposted by 🐳AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Other countries build pristine billion dollar artificial lakes for the Olympics. We just point to a croc infested river and say “Row faster” 🇦🇺🥇 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...theguardian.comCrocodile-inhabited river approved as Brisbane 2032 Olympic rowing venueInternational Olympic Committee endorses Australia’s Fitzroy River course while World Rowing and Paddle Worldwide back the regional venue 2317
Reposted by 🐳Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is. 7270821519
Reposted by 🐳🌘ellspe🍁 @cellspex.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Normalize this reaction #art #artists 5177503323538
Reposted by 🐳Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.static.klipy.comQueen Mothra's Majestic GlowAlt: Queen Mothra's Majestic Glow 1295
🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With the opening lap tussles done, this is going to be one race ruled more by strategy than action. Maybe a safety car might get to change some positions but not expecting too much movement 100
Reposted by 🐳David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below. 145136944893
Reposted by 🐳Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People saying Lady Gaga's baby should be called Googoo but they're missing the better choice, which is obviously Radio. 541775196
🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy for Rybakina and gutted for Gauff. This match should have been the finals. Please Elena dethrone that other finalist. 001
Reposted by 🐳Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776972172
Reposted by 🐳Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Zverev sets a record for most consecutive grand slam semifinals reached after having to pay to settle a domestic violence case to prevent an adverse court finding after being issued a penalty order. Some are saying that's a record that will never be challenged. 35720
Reposted by 🐳Grant @syncingsinking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is just to say I have solved the open questions that were in your paper and which you were probably saving for your phd students Forgive me they were delicious so incentive-laden and followed so readily once your postdoc's drafts mysteriously found their way into my training data 4356115
Reposted by 🐳Mark Taylor @emarktaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026🎾 #Tennis #USOpen #USOpen2026 Carlos Alcaraz takes the 1st Set Tiebreak from Ben Shelton. 2176
Reposted by 🐳Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.” 869168252971
🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Where did that come from! Great job Pierre. Sets up the race very nicely tomorrow doesn’t it. 000
Reposted by 🐳Krittika @krittikaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TIL about the Irish wolfhound, a dog whose minimum weight is more than mine 👍🏽 382
Reposted by 🐳Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162143298