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Perfecting the art of the whimsical.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 17h
Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie: 
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026
The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carlitos: “Effortlessly crushing it in a tux and none of you are worth it” Fran: “Behold my invisible accordion” Casper: “Agent 00-Ruud reporting for duty” Taylor: indie band frontman forced to attend a formal event Flavio: about to make Team World an offer they can't refuse #tennis #LaverCup
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have started Succession in earnest. So amazingly well written.
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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026
I thought I saw one in the top right, but I think it's actually a Romulan Warbird #joke
A fake "captcha". There are 16 squares in a 4x4 grid. The overall image is the blackness of space with stars and nebulae. The caption says to select all the squares that watch the label: Klingon Bird of Prey".
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A guy walks into a Halloween party with a woman strapped to his back. Everyone asks, "what are you supposed to be?" "A turtle", he says. "Well then who is she" they ask. He replies, "That's Michelle".
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This mans' imagination is next level
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026
Fidelity’s Director of Global Macro saying that the AI trade has been “dead money” for three months, and that it’s inflationary, meaning (as I’ve discussed multiple times) that the more debt they raise the more expensive debt becomes and the more they build data centers the more expensive it gets
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Jurrien Timmer @TimmerFidelity
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On the Al front, the trade has been dead money for more than 3 months now. The metrics I am following (token expenditures and GPU lease rates) are all flat to down. The price of memory (DRAM) seems to be the only thing that is still going up.
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Daily Data. Source: FMRCo, Bloomberg
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8:45 PM • 9/22/26 • 32K ViewsJurrien Timmer &
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Yes, Al will change our lives (for the better l trust) and down the road it may well unleash a productivity miracle that raises the economy's non-inflationary speed limit enough to keep the world's mounting debt burden sustainable. But until then the buildout is inflationary with an unknown return for the companies who are investing trillions into compute. The demand fo capital (equity and debt) from corporates is rising at a $3.3 trillion clip.
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Monthly Data. Source: FMRCo, Bloomberg, Fed FoF Report.
non-financial corporate debt issuance (Sbi) equity share redemptions (buybacks + M&A)
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- total corporate net issuance (debt + equity)
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LESLIE KNOPE MAYOR.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is all kinds of awesome 🩰🎾 #Tennis #Ballet #CarlosAlcaraz
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Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Side effect of that realization is that it will also make you rethink the movie.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will find a way to fumble this. Just you watch.
Infinite Women and 3 others followed you
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Other countries build pristine billion dollar artificial lakes for the Olympics. We just point to a croc infested river and say “Row faster” 🇦🇺🥇 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Crocodile-inhabited river approved as Brisbane 2032 Olympic rowing venue
International Olympic Committee endorses Australia’s Fitzroy River course while World Rowing and Paddle Worldwide back the regional venue
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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🌘ellspe🍁 @cellspex.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Normalize this reaction #art #artists
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Ian McCombs @ianmccombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
static.klipy.com
Queen Mothra's Majestic Glow
Alt: Queen Mothra's Majestic Glow
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With the opening lap tussles done, this is going to be one race ruled more by strategy than action. Maybe a safety car might get to change some positions but not expecting too much movement
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank goodness for Elena!
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People saying Lady Gaga's baby should be called Googoo but they're missing the better choice, which is obviously Radio.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 11/09/2026
Just trying a new marketing trick
a picture of a wind farm that says

WIND POWER

Crossed out: It generates clean energy, lowers your power bills and gives back to your community


instead (in larger not crossed out) There’s a 10% chance it will kill off the entire human species in just a few years!!
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The arrested development meme but about left leaning politicians who become centrists.
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy for Rybakina and gutted for Gauff. This match should have been the finals. Please Elena dethrone that other finalist.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Zverev sets a record for most consecutive grand slam semifinals reached after having to pay to settle a domestic violence case to prevent an adverse court finding after being issued a penalty order. Some are saying that's a record that will never be challenged.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Sean Connery Cookbook.
recipe for a porridge called “coush-coush”
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Grant @syncingsinking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is just to say I have solved the open questions that were in your paper and which you were probably saving for your phd students Forgive me they were delicious so incentive-laden and followed so readily once your postdoc's drafts mysteriously found their way into my training data
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro what’s going on lock tf in
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Mark Taylor @emarktaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🎾 #Tennis #USOpen #USOpen2026 Carlos Alcaraz takes the 1st Set Tiebreak from Ben Shelton.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Where did that come from! Great job Pierre. Sets up the race very nicely tomorrow doesn’t it.
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🐳 @isarans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coco don’t poopoo this 😭
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Krittika @krittikaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TIL about the Irish wolfhound, a dog whose minimum weight is more than mine 👍🏽
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weird little whale guy @tumblesweed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HIPAA is dead.
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Gautam Kambhampati @gautampk.com · 28/08/2026
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
He [Tolkein] commented this in 1972, fifteen months before his death:
"I have written nothing beyond the first few years of the Fourth Age. (Except the beginning of a tale supposed to refer to the end of the reign of Eldaron about 100 years after the death of Aragorn.
Then I of course discovered that the King's Peace would contain no tales worth recounting; and his wars would have little interest after the overthrow of Sauron; but that almost certainly a restlessness would appear about then, owing to the (it seems) inevitable boredom of Men with the good: there would be secret societies practising dark cults, and 'orc-cults' among adolescents.) "
- Letter 338, (dated 6 June 1972)
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Best summary of Saruman
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

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no i had time to think about it
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