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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂

@alemke.bsky.social
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Former child. Sort of hippie. I like art, animals, nature, hockey (Detroit Redwings #LGRW), holidays, rock music, stuff from the 80’s and 90's, and naps.

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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to get used to my hockey team losing again! #lgrw
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS 👋🖤💁‍♂️ I guess it's a punch, but it was glorious.
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Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I try to keep a positive attitude, but today is one of those days where all the hate and bad crap going on (maybe everywhere, but especially in the states) is really weighing me down.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tell me I'm not the only one who did a double take.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool looking clouds, bright blue sky 💙
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know that thing where you see someone you feel like you should acknowledge but don't want to go so far as to say hi to, so you press your lips into a tight smile and nod to the person? I wonder if other cultures do that too?
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Polite Cat's Tight Smile
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A guy walks into a Halloween party with a woman strapped to his back. Everyone asks, "what are you supposed to be?" "A turtle", he says. "Well then who is she" they ask. He replies, "That's Michelle".
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It looks like they're zip-tying skeletons' limbs now. I wonder if it's because certain people were posing them in particular situations with each other...
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cold symptoms are pretty mild, I'm just exhausted. But Sunday is laundry day, and I managed to get a load in the washer. Now I need to rest.
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Sad Cat Lounging
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8?...
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Styx - Come Sail Away
YouTube video by StyxVEVO
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight's movie
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was supposed to be going out for dinner with friends tonight to celebrate my birthday, but I have a nasty cough and feel like a zombie. Pretty sure I'll be in bed by 8:00. 💤
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, I'm 49 today.
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La Creatura 49
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking of becoming one of those middle-aged women who calls everyone "dear", regardless of whether they're older, younger, or the same age as me.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight's movie.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He just wants cuddles.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More cool nature stuff! Giant puff ball mushroom growing on the edge of the yard (My Little Pony for scale).
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stepped outside and saw this. What a nice way to start the morning!
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"It's time for Rifftrax"!
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone left a giant witch duck, energy drink, and Swedish Fish in my friend Sam's cubicle. I don't know who did it, but I'm super excited for her to find it!
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Playful Orange Cat on Bed
ALT: Playful Orange Cat on Bed
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm struggling to get into fall mode for some reason. I went to Spirit for the first time this year and just felt kind of disconnected from it all. Someone send me some fall vibes!
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Started my Saturday with a live spider in the microwave when I went to make my breakfast. WTF?
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Um Um Ok
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's me. I'm the Fall Bitch.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This past week has been... a week. 😕
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Any time I hear Rihanna's "Only Girl in the World" (which is more often than ever before, thanks to that HomeGoods commercial), I silently sing to myself "Want you to make me feel like I'm the only squirrel in the world". 🐿
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Facts.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My fall coffee mug and the note I left for myself after washing it and putting it away last year.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tonight's movie
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm at the age where I don't mind if it makes me sound dorky to say that I enjoy going with my mom to the Amish community to visit their bakeries, produce barns and other businesses.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's #internationaldogday. Here's my favorite puppers, Teddy. ❤️
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, now Tim. 😭
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It didn't even cross my mind to make a donation until I saw this post, but now I did.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
❤️
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My parents listened to country music when I was growing up in the 80’s, so Dolly has been a part of my life since I was young. Even though my tastes have changed, Dolly's music still makes me happy. This is how I'll remember her most- her 1985 Christmas special with Kenny Rogers, still a favorite.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nope, I did not expect to hear an acoustic version of Thriller at the farmer's market today, but I did.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear? 👻 Just a paranormal jeans. 👖
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The best 2 minutes and 30 seconds in cinematic history. youtu.be/lYtc2lvkpTw?...
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Wet Hot American Summer (2001) - Going into Town Scene (3/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have an idea for a super cool (although not terribly original) Halloween costume, but I'd have to make at least part of it, and it would be a lot of work. Considering that I only dress up for work and what has become a small party that's usually over by 10:30, I'm not sure if it's worth it.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Oh hai, Mark".
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh to be a baby deer, snoozing on a Cosmic Brownie while floating with the clouds.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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It's Always Sunny: Sweet Dee - Just to be clear...
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