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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know. Gobshite. Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2h
I genuinely believe those who complain about Oregon the loudest have never lived in a state where one has been impacted by the long-term effective of Republican governance they so desire. Limited services, no consumer protections, workforce quality decimated, shitty health care, extreme wage gaps…
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Chris Nee @chrisnee.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Reminder: Football supporters owe their clubs protective scrutiny, not blind backing for the wrongdoing of owners who wouldn't drag them out of a burning building.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2h
I know it feels similar but this Man City is very much different than the 2011-12 Oldco Rangers situation. Big difference is Oldco financially died before they could be punished for financial doping. You also don’t have national sports media & football federation running interference for the club.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 12h
Most TV is just this now.
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Fr Jeb @frjeb.bsky.social · 10h
Can Manchester City not liquidate, come back as The Manchester City, buy the history of the old Manchester City for £1, keep all the trophies & titles they won illegally, then pretend that it never happened. Although, they'll need a compliant press & football authorities to make it possible.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 13h
Boy that esclated quickly. I mean it really got out of hand… www.maptap.gg September 30 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 84😁 68🤨 Final score: 850
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23h
To fight where? Endor?
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t all be first round picks…. www.maptap.gg September 29 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 96🔥 82🌟 Final score: 924
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Serie A had the guts to relegate Juventus 20 years ago, the Premiership should have the testicular forfeiture to do at least the same to Man City now.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After reading the report. Manchester City should not only be stripped of hardware, they should be sent to the bottom rung of English football. Not the Championship, League 1/2 nor National league - the regionals. Next to match fixing, I can’t think of a bigger breach of the rules by a club.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My response youtu.be/yrooEob7pv8?...
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The Damned United - Cheating
YouTube video by Ren Amamiya
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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PDXToddDiskin @pdxtoddiskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It works. The only thing holding it back are cops.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whelp, at least Atlanta City FC doesn’t sound like a 1970’s CBS daytime soap opera like Boston Legacy. #nwsl
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, imagine having an evil Chinese AI company that is defrauding the nation while using their technology to breach private networks while enhancing technology that monitors us. Oh wait… that’s not China… that’s Open AI, AnthropicAI, & the entire US tech economy right now.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Atlanta Queens Atlanta A’s Georgia Peaches Atlanta ATliens Magic City Banshees Atlanta Heat ACFC… no… not that one… the other one… Cmon NWSL, I came up with these in 30 seconds. Have some fun…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Couple good hacks. Drove the ball a little. Need to work on the short game. www.maptap.gg September 28 99🔥 96🔥 98🔥 100🎯 81✨ Final score: 934
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Again, how is it that team names like “Thorns”, “Gotham”, & “Reign” are the only NWSL team names that go hard. We had “Red Stars” but we live in a country of idiots. What is wrong with these people.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah we’re back to the Cold War level of bullsh*t spinning about our “enemy’s capacity” to justify the ridiculous level military industrial spending on AI…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Celtic FC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026
Greatest league in the world
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey #jazzsky, you may not like it. You may dread it, fear it, pray it goes away… but it still remains. This is what peak alpha human performance looks like.
Back cover of Chick Correa’s Electrik Band album showing him in a 80’s parachute suit with a keytar.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not bad… www.maptap.gg September 27 100🎯 91👑 98🔥 96🔥 93🏆 Final score: 954
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the only big question I have with the Timbers is if Rich Gurl is going to give Buster Bluth another chance to rebuild this roster. Ned has wasted an awful lot of money & talent the last four years given the results. #rctid
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This team is starting to feel like they are giving up on the season… #rctid
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Catching up on the #GoDucks news.
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Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
ALT: Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Hey Jack Cassidy … what are you up to? … I’m not drunk, you’re drunk…” #rctid
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gets home. Turns on Apple Plus. Selects the Timbers v Quake match… #rctid
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Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Banjo cheated… #baonpdx
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never been so glad to be a lonely, socially awkward middle aged person who will never find anything approaching a healthy long lasting relationship in all my life.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 93🏆 99🔥 90👑 94🏅 Final score: 943
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oracle? The same Oracle which just issued a force majeure notice to the developers of a giant data center project in New Mexico because they’re bleeding cash due to AI over-speculation & stock is rapidly approaching junk status. Couldn’t happen to nicer people…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile federal workers not in law enforcement or the military have been told they will not be getting a pay raise or a cost of living adjustment for a second straight year - regardless of performance.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the gods themselves think you’re a milquetoast whiny piece of sh*t… www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi’s response…
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Better… www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 92🏆 Final score: 961
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I spat out the Arnold Palmer I was drinking when I read this…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OpenAI & Anthropic AI have written press releases bragging about their technology committing felonies that if a human did them - he/she/they would be facing several life sentences. Can we seat a Federal Grand Jury & enforce our basic securities, copyright, & privacy laws already?
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been so damn off lately… www.maptap.gg September 24 100🎯 91👑 100🎯 73😁 80✨ Final score: 850
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am afraid to say it as election night is more than a month away but… yeah… Susan Collins is finished.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the words of the great American legal scholar - Charles Barkley. “Hey America, do not commit crimes with checks!”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, not surprised. Not one bit. My guess - far from the only one with this sort of agreement with Trump. Disclaimer…
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Allegedly Desus And Mero
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah…
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Celebrates with Beer & Belt
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One skeet that encapsulates what is wrong with the Democratic Party - from the local, state, to national level. You have an entire ecosystem of former advisors & officials that leverage their former positions to sell out the party & cash in. When we talk about the consultant class, here it is.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sad excuse for journalism: Big profile of DOGE lord doesn’t say a word about all the damage he did. And it was not an “ill fated cost-cutting effort.” It was a malignant, catastrophic attack on the government and its workers by arrogant and ignorant assholes. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
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He spent 11 months inside DOGE. Now he wants to set the record straight.
In his first major interview about his tell-all memoir, Tyler Hassen describes the culture clash surrounding DOGE’s mission and the backlash that followed.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me every time I guess the wrong end of Chile… www.maptap.gg September 21 99🔥 98🔥 90🎉 100🎯 64🫢 Final score: 869
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Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A 53-47 Senate? With this election map?
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Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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