Reposted by KrendleMind Frighten 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: is there a woman? CLAVICULAR: I have a lot of admirers. my DMs are full. CHOT: it seems like a lot of work for 'admirers' and 'DMs' CLAV: disagree CHOT: do you know the warmth of a woman's touch? the softness of her breath on your neck? love's tenderness? CLAV: I'm done here 556818
Reposted by KrendleSiddiqRex @tzadeekrex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Not the Amazon guy telling us to piss in plastic bottle lmao 0231
Reposted by KrendleLilly Evans 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧🇷🇸 @alherix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026UK Electoral Commission should look into this quickly as well. I suggest Reform UK is already on the act and it will grow substantially as other forms of support like bitcoin and large overseas donations are curtailed 031
Reposted by Krendlespooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz 91830261
Reposted by KrendleKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2026MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz 432792353
Reposted by Krendlelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/02/2026theory: we can get the mainstream press to write in the active voice if we frame all violence as a form of cancel culture. e.g., "the police canceled him 6 times in the chest and canceled him twice more in the head" 449847
Reposted by KrendleKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Guy who doesn’t understand it correctly: If I understand it correctly Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing Bill Gates to get unbanned from Xbox Live 1176984
Reposted by Krendlelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption 642746353
Krendle @is-this-real.bsky.social · 17/01/2026White-middle-class-dad-family- murder-suicide-meme.jpeg Which also feels apt. 000
Reposted by Krendlerob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 23/12/2025get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny 673111457
Reposted by Krendlejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/12/2025i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around. 2809576796
Krendle @is-this-real.bsky.social · 03/12/2025This app is so riddled with libs sincere-posting that Trump's latest clip is "racist" or "selfish." Yes, well done. Posting isn't praxis. Fucking log off and organise, join people actually doing something about your tyrant. It's all "second amendment this or that" until it matters. 010
Reposted by Krendlesky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts 234864845
Reposted by Krendleceej @ceej.online · 19/11/2025when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence 652175203
Reposted by Krendlegreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/11/2025a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over. 332060273
Reposted by KrendleBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Paul: So at the end, the robot just…gives up? Manzoukas: he gives up because he gets wet, it’s bonkers June: it’s bonkers Pope Leo XIV: it is bonkers 728826
Reposted by Krendleceej @ceej.online · 13/05/2025our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength 362489304
Reposted by KrendleAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Brits' reliance on dogs for companionship is an indicator of a failed state where, for many, it's not affordable to have children. 19613
Reposted by KrendleShow Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025A lot of people don't understand that refusing to take off your chain and getting sucked into an MRI machine is actually one of the most admirable ways a man can die on Long Island. It's considered martyrdom. 57110
Reposted by KrendleThe Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I never wrote a picture in my life 412811
Krendle @is-this-real.bsky.social · 15/07/2025petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Add intersex to the Equality Act as a protected characteristicWe want the government to make sex variations a protected characteristic under the Equality Act. 030
Reposted by KrendleAerith Gainzbro @br3l00m.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Finally someone speaks up for me and the other hairy guys out there. We’ve had it so hard for so long ✊😔 7606
Reposted by Krendlethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/06/2025you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together 14267981179
Reposted by Krendle𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I do think that at a bare minimum you need to have read the communist manifesto. Its a few pages long, available for free online, and seems almost more salient now than when it was written 3264787
Reposted by KrendleViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes 835413496919
