Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.socialMessi is the best short person of all time 1753038
wicked-senses.bsky.social @wicked-senses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Napoleon was not short. At the time there was a difference between the French and English feet and inches. He was 5' 11" in English height. 000
Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 22/06/2026Rodger, please do not attempt to restart the Napoleonic Wars, unless you're proposing we get a sequel to Master and Commander. 2100
happyrumrunner.bsky.social @happyrumrunner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026it was supposed to be the summer of George! 010
De Vugts @pasvugts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fact: Napoleon wasn’t that short - even when you compare it with average male height in his era. 000
Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Aren't you forgetting someone?static.klipy.comJalen Brunson Shocked During Knicks GameALT: Jalen Brunson Shocked During Knicks Game 310
openapostrophe.bsky.social @openapostrophe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026What were Jesus’s measurements at the combine? 010
~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 22/06/2026sure messi and napoleon were the same height but adjusting for inflation napoleon is actually 5'9" in modern height 2140
significantly othered @spaghettithief.bsky.social · 23/06/2026nice to see 200 year old propaganda is still circulating 000
wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social @wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Napolean wasn’t even that small, he was avg height, way to fall for bursting propaganda 000
First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Went to the comments to see how long it took for buzzkills to "well ackshually" this excellent joke re Napoleon being short. Reader, there are ten comments at the time of posting and two of them are this. 040
mattd1017.bsky.social @mattd1017.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fake short person stolen velour. He wasn’t actually short. That was just British propaganda 000
