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Will

@inspectorcrayon.bsky.social
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Life may be a waking nightmare, but technically that means I'm living my dream. Opinions are those of the little homunculus guy pulling levers and pushing buttons in my skull I wrote a very stupid book that I'm very proud of

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apocalypse Scenarios 1. Horses with hands
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President of the United States is fantasizing about a foreign govt bombing American cities and committing mass murder of millions of American citizens. A treasonous narcissist sits in the WH and there is nothing he wants more than American deaths on American soil right before the midterms.
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Trump suggests Iran could ‘take out’ Los Angeles or San Diego
Gavin Newsom calls comments ‘deranged and dangerous’ after president tells Nebraska rally: ‘They can take out a city’
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skeletons. They're the best.
a still from Zigeunerweisen (1980, dir. Seijun Suzuki). the two leads, in a cave, one crouching in the foreground, eye upturned, saying "Skeletons. They're the best."
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸*
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think his account is gone; I went to it to block him and couldn't find it. Good riddance, at any rate.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do really wish every library had this
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Thrillhouse Goblin 😈 @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the more i read about lupus, the more im convinced i “got that dog in me”
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A chimera of repressed homoeroticism
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Benefits like: All the art sucks now, all the writing sucks now, every website and app runs like shit, every search engine is broken, the environment is being poisoned, jobs are being lost, and all your creative output and also photos of your family are being feasted on like carrion.
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cake? in this economy?
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s his month
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frielf @goblin.fans · 01/10/2026
technically anything can be an omen if you’ve recently seen three of it
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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frielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026
if you write an address on a banana and apply the proper postage stamp they're legally required to deliver it
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its him
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YOUR MILKSHAKE, DANIEL
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's only one species on earth that's sentient and it's not computers. No it's not humans either. That's right, it's the noble brewer's yeast
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
horrible 10/10 very infernal, wow
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Journeyman Torturer Reaction Video @tabloidsores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's Wednesday, my doods
Black words on a white background 
YOU MUST ACCEPT THE FROG
with a hand holding a frog below
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if they own a sports team they should be able to extend the level of care necessary to avoid dropping hats
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Jess @jessthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts x Fortnite.
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I laughed but it hurts too
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Harold: Glitch Pain Meme
ALT: Harold: Glitch Pain Meme
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/09/2026
it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gonna start an OnlyFans but it's just me misplacing barely important items and then crashing out when I can't find them
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so what i'm saying is play skyrim, titanium court, and quest 64
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't, at this point, know if my impulse to push my friends to play certain games is based more in the desire for them to share in a beloved experience or in a more selfish desire to send them memes and get a lol out of them that playing these games is required homework for
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• 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 • @bloodrayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so that was like a 10/10 for how well the day could've gone, a rarity indeed. Would have been an 11/10 if I had been able to find any of the things I was looking for, but the important thing is managed to throw together a "classy warlock" fit for the ren faire tomorrow
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Literally every fucking election, except maybe 2 of my adult life
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine if someone edited a jump scare into every porno out there?
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/09/2026
this is what counts as worldbuilding for me
gherkomancy discourse
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Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you're hairballin real good mochi, real good
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Who called them suppositories instead of assertions.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just saw a plane in the sky narrowly miss the moon
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