Reposted by WillChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Apocalypse Scenarios 1. Horses with hands 4249
Reposted by WillParkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The President of the United States is fantasizing about a foreign govt bombing American cities and committing mass murder of millions of American citizens. A treasonous narcissist sits in the WH and there is nothing he wants more than American deaths on American soil right before the midterms.theguardian.comTrump suggests Iran could ‘take out’ Los Angeles or San DiegoGavin Newsom calls comments ‘deranged and dangerous’ after president tells Nebraska rally: ‘They can take out a city’ 138028
Reposted by Willloren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Skeletons. They're the best. 18320
Reposted by Will𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸* 210943
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think his account is gone; I went to it to block him and couldn't find it. Good riddance, at any rate. 010
Reposted by WillAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I do really wish every library had this 2404
Reposted by Willa big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the more i read about lupus, the more im convinced i “got that dog in me” 281
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Reposted by Willmcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of 6163282429
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Reposted by Willomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣 14577331290
Reposted by WillJasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s his month 225443
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Reposted by Willterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2973197
Reposted by WillLuna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's only one species on earth that's sentient and it's not computers. No it's not humans either. That's right, it's the noble brewer's yeast 0342
Reposted by WillAntonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 62336312
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if they own a sports team they should be able to extend the level of care necessary to avoid dropping hats 010
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I laughed but it hurts toostatic.klipy.comHarold: Glitch Pain MemeALT: Harold: Glitch Pain Meme 2190
Reposted by Will🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/09/2026it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil 517960
Reposted by WillTodd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. 30685146
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026gonna start an OnlyFans but it's just me misplacing barely important items and then crashing out when I can't find them 020
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026so what i'm saying is play skyrim, titanium court, and quest 64 030
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't, at this point, know if my impulse to push my friends to play certain games is based more in the desire for them to share in a beloved experience or in a more selfish desire to send them memes and get a lol out of them that playing these games is required homework for 130
Will @inspectorcrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026so that was like a 10/10 for how well the day could've gone, a rarity indeed. Would have been an 11/10 if I had been able to find any of the things I was looking for, but the important thing is managed to throw together a "classy warlock" fit for the ren faire tomorrow 011
Reposted by WillAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett. 5330011272
Reposted by WillOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Literally every fucking election, except maybe 2 of my adult life 312334350
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Reposted by WillTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I just saw a plane in the sky narrowly miss the moon 315220