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@birdcardigan.bsky.social
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a dumpy budgie // party mom // do not ask me about the Orb

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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
come with me on a journey through my external harddrive last updated circa 2017
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the more i read about lupus, the more im convinced i “got that dog in me”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to all the pets around the world who are literally keeping millions of people sane right now.
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im here for the cockatoo olympics
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if i just deleted all the apps that feature a scrolling function? that leaves me with *checks notes* a calculator
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chicken treat party boat
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
passed my 150hr prac with a HD bitch
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
somehow not surprised how often in life im compelled to say “sorry about my ass”
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤤
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
won a $50 gift card for submitting my student evaluation form haha who knew those prizes were real
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i do like the prada velcro wrap skirt idea but drycleaning?? in This Economy!???
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
using up my remaining placement hours to apply for jobs 😈😈😈
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Tegan @teganvictoria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 8th anniversary to one of my most ridiculous and excellent tattoos, that came from the brain of @birdcardigan.bsky.social
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my nephew says “cuppy” now. my HEART ASLGJFHDGHKJ
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its him
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bernie would have won
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pro: win a bottle of brut & $150 lunch credit for predicting the final score con: sober 9 months, immediately stack my knee on the concrete outside the venue, freo still lose
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am men in black wiping my memory of the final 5
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
on the bright side i won the final score prediction? (brisbane 94 / freo 89)
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FUCJING CRUEL
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
VOSSYYYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did you know tame impala’s only one guy
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
all things considered BLOODY TOUGH GAME
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freo crowd starting to nailbite now
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DUDLEYYYYY
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly not hopeful
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly was not expecting this tight a game
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
VOSSSYYY
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PISS goal
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dudley my short king
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yiewwwww carn the boys
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we are headed into freo now. pray for mojo(s)
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
instead of 10c per recyclable, i think containers for change should give you the full refund value of the drink. but how will coca cola corporation make a profit you ask? simple, in this ideal circumstance they do not
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone is going to be absolutely pissing insufferable tomorrow. i cannot wait
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026 summer trend forcast: - 3/4 boardies as regular/casual pants - tan rubber sole runners - cami straps! they’re back! and falling off your shoulder constantly! - bracelets & anklets
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*wheel of fortune voice* trans!! your!! kids!!! *loose applause, hooting*
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallmark shai-hulud christmas tree ornament
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck full time work
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
anyone with experience getting diagnosed with autoimmune disorder shit
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
need to eat *images of self in the kitchen prepping a snack* no! not that way!
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i can explain wharfie time
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the “I’m a luxury / few can afford” sweater except “few” is “You” and also its directed at my placement supervisor
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trying to figure out if my regular job is trying to weed me out into another job or trying to keep me on without burning out both ends. wish i could read social cues but oh well!
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
anyone else notice how fast the nepali landslides slipped off news reports
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yummy egg
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a big pretty Lizard @birdcardigan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
missed a all-paid-for lunch in the city bc my immune system decided fuck your weekend. now eating a fried egg off the sandwich press
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