Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 11/01/2025#TheMaskedSinger I’m thinking Wolf might be Jason Donovan 000
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 10/01/2025@stevenperkins.bsky.social Every time someone says ‘yourself’ now I can hear you cringing from here 010
Reposted by Isla Mercer James Topham @jamestopham.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Until these people started arguing I thought they were the same man. #TheTraitors 2241233
Reposted by Isla Mercer Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Morning. 825136
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 25/12/2024On sisters couch. Grinch sentry duty. That green bastard’s not getting past me & my zebra pyjamas. #duvetknowitschristmas 1853
Reposted by Isla Mercer Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/20244 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga 566130133300
Reposted by Isla Mercer Dan Hinkel @danhinkel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Speaking gravely into a desk phone in a darkened room, the only light a cherry of a cigarette, "A woman on our girls' trip has...grown snarky." 1548
Reposted by Isla Mercer David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 16/12/2024What insane beliefs did you have re what things meant? Or what have you heard from the "TIL that SWAG stands for "stolen wonga aggressively gajned"? 15410111
Reposted by Isla Mercer Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽 (And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂) 6848780
Reposted by Isla Mercer Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 03/12/2024Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries 801252254
Reposted by Isla Mercer Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 26/11/2024They’ve released the Christmas Discourse Schedule! Lots to look forward to this year. 67922433
Reposted by Isla Mercer God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This Thanksgiving I give thanks for the people who don't believe in Me for trying to protect the world from those who do. 331175214
Reposted by Isla Mercer Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 27/11/2024By the sound of things downstairs my wife and her book club pals sure have drunk a lot of books. 211048100
Reposted by Isla Mercer God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 24/11/2024People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct. 361482255
Reposted by Isla Mercer It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES. 651640250
Reposted by Isla Mercer Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 253250665874
Reposted by Isla Mercer Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I bet that you'd look good in my bookstore, I don't know if you're looking for a romance I don't know what you're looking for. I said, I bet that you look good in my bookstore, looking for a book like I Robot, or 1984. Or 1984. 1649065
Reposted by Isla Mercer Curse of the Libby Dead @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I hadn't realised the LGBA had done this. Absolute snakes. Quite right, Jimmy. 833093865
Reposted by Isla Mercer BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Going away for 2 nights this weekend so I have packed the regulation 948,952 pairs of pants x 16695
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Well, if I wasn’t before, I am now fully invested in Bluesky 000
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Post you from a different era. 1976. Seething at no longer being the centre of attention. 030
Reposted by Isla Mercer Sophie @bemusedwithlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Please take a moment to appreciate the Scottish gritter truck names...😄 Not seen any in Edinburgh yet though. 1320162
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Share your vibe for todaymedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a chair smiling and clapping her handsALT: a woman is sitting in a chair smiling and clapping her hands 020
Reposted by Isla Mercer Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.” 151436275
Reposted by Isla Mercer Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Are we doing those old-school, meandering, ludicrous threads here? They were the best thing about ol’ Twitter. And, hoo boy, have I got one for you. Buckle up. We need to talk about Gromit. 🪡 🧵 🪡 69839228
Reposted by Isla Mercer Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Louis Walsh is now the retired spymaster in every Brit espionage drama living alone in a ramshackle cottage in the Cotswolds haunted by memories of a Cold War mission gone wrong as two MI6 agents turn up dead in Istanbul 928553
Reposted by Isla Mercer Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Help, my cats are the band Sparks 351160197
Reposted by Isla Mercer The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs? Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation. 383187012149
Reposted by Isla Mercer Scott @merseytart.com · 14/11/2024I’ve been doing the NYT crossword for so long I’ve started knowing the names of quarterbacks. 291
Isla Mercer @iemerce.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Me. Every evening this week when Sara Cox catches up with Paddy. #bbcchildreninneedmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words global on the bottomALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words global on the bottom 010
