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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

Magic erasers are just Mr. Clean's teeth. He grows them back like a shark, and he's much bigger than you think.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5h

can i say something about trump’s “let them destroy san francisco” quip without everyone getting mad at me

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We are over leveraged on a technology that destroys water supplies, steals intellectual properties, and has absolutely tanked the labor market so your local taco joint can make The Worst Menu Graphics You’ve Ever Seen.

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Efton Chism Jr: my child must suffer, as I have

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People have always done stupid, inadvisable things that could easily lead to death, but it used to be cool, like jumping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle. This kind of stuff has a similar, train-wreck entertainment appeal, but it's incredibly lame.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dark thread. Since we watched Musk literally push a "protect the Boers" button in real time with Grok, we now know people or companies could theoretically pay their way into putting a thumb on the scale for Grok/Claude/ChatGPT. This is why the AI stans want you to believe it's thinking

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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As is tradition, I wish you a very

A costumed Lori Lightfoot wishes you a happy Oct. 1

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.

Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eva, it's behind you.

Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fucking up really bad is like jazz

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This reminds me of the "in-groups who the law protects but does not bind, and out-groups who the law binds but does not protect" quote. They're totally fine with ruining the lives of young black men. They're totally fine with young women being ruined. They don't want to ruin THESE boys lives.

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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 28/09/2026

absolutely amazing chart

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Democrats will, after winning a lot, immediately blame the left for not winning more.

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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June 🌻 @transmascfemclive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the can is a tuna's natural predator

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"goody two shoes" implies that there's an evil amount of shoes one could have

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

I don't watch the Olympics to see a fair competition. I want to see some kind of super mutant throw a 16-pound hammer into the face of god

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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U

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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Describing the intention of something that doesn’t exist dos not summon it into being and instill it with that intention outside of the boundaries of the story. AI is not breaking out of boundaries. It is not a being. You’ve just all forgotten what the fuck reading feels like.

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the people at the core of both his support and administration being unpleasant, uncharismatic, and odious is driving what would be his hard floor support even lower. It's fine to be at a party with unpleasant people. It sucks to be at a party with only unpleasant people.

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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

is this anything

american military history:

1944, operation hootenanny: general leonitus winthorpe III commands a taskforce in northern belgium. a guy called major burt fugg wipes out a SS company armed only with a rusty potato peeler.

2036, operation blood and soil: former kick streamer general brayden "rapemeister" walsh commands a taskforce to steal the chilean lithium reserve. all troops lost when ai-based nav system sends transport planes flying into the andes. chile acquires vermont as reparation.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11/09/2026

lmfao

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This means she's attracted to me.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I know a lot of you guys think nobody could beat a chimpanzee in a fight, but I'm built different (also a chimpanzee).

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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nobody in human history has ever done some shit like this actually because girls always rejected them at parties. That might be independently true, but it has never once been the motivation for this. They're just blaming women for their own vanity and playing on their audience's misogyny.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trump's main contribution to our culture was showing other rich guys that they can be as odious as they want if they don't back down on their own volition. Much like a lot of laws, social opprobrium just doesn't apply to them

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨

Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 01/09/2026

this is awesome idc

Nighthawk Says Y'All (Silver F.. @socialistp...

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I have a question: what are your thoughts on dinosaurs?

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They're a scam.

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026

smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

So we know AI helped a negligible number of students. But how many did it harm? I've crunched the raw data provided by the lead researcher, and what I've found is that ~9,500 students using AI studied less than even the *least* studious, non-AI using student. This should shock the conscience.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

AI football analysis is so cool

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