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Tubular Yakubian

@idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social
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Devout agnostic. Jack of some trades. Enjoyer of foods. Self employed. Posts are wholly my own and not a reflection of my employer.

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 10h
When I’m listening to intense music
Blurry image of the creature from the black lagoon with subtitle “intense music”
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 4h
Rich guys have always wanted and got that. Yimbyism might give some cover or legitimacy to some of their more egregious lickspittles, but I don't think the outcomes, particularly data centers, are downstream of Yimbyism.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 5h
It's a complicated movement, chock full of bad faith actors and neoliberal cranks, but to most people it means "allow housing developments with more units."
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 5h
YIMBY is primarily for housing. There might be legitimate reasons to oppose industrial/commercial development near your housing, though this might be heresy to some. There are no legitimate reasons to oppose housing near your housing.
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Magic erasers are just Mr. Clean's teeth. He grows them back like a shark, and he's much bigger than you think.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11h
can i say something about trump’s “let them destroy san francisco” quip without everyone getting mad at me
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 11h
Which bird is the biggest asshole?
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking very alive, nothing like a reanimated corpse.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes you try to post something, and it says it didn't post, so you post it again, and it double posts. Sometimes you do things in real life that take up a half hour between posts. Other times, you're a crank on the internet that posts the same thing twice because you love that shit.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." They will give up all the extraneous things you associate with conservatism, but they will never give that up.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's on you for expecting better of me.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are over leveraged on a technology that destroys water supplies, steals intellectual properties, and has absolutely tanked the labor market so your local taco joint can make The Worst Menu Graphics You’ve Ever Seen.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it a typo if also correct? Who's to say?
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Efton Chism Jr: my child must suffer, as I have
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People have always done stupid, inadvisable things that could easily lead to death, but it used to be cool, like jumping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle. This kind of stuff has a similar, train-wreck entertainment appeal, but it's incredibly lame.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dad who ran this in high school in the 2000s here to say that it isn't *that* antiquated.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dark thread. Since we watched Musk literally push a "protect the Boers" button in real time with Grok, we now know people or companies could theoretically pay their way into putting a thumb on the scale for Grok/Claude/ChatGPT. This is why the AI stans want you to believe it's thinking
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As is tradition, I wish you a very
A costumed Lori Lightfoot wishes you a happy Oct. 1
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would, as a responsible car owner.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I 100% guarantee that there are sexual predators in your life that you do not know about.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys don't tend to openly admit their crimes with just anyone, and women don't feel as comfortable confiding the crimes committed against them to guys. So, it's often the case that you have a guy who is a sex pest, where most of the women in a group know, but only a few of the guys do.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ikea-themed speculative fiction is not something I expected to be a genre.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have not.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix. I'm enjoying it so far. It's a lot of fun. I just read Our Share of Night by Mariana Enriquez before this, and it ruled. One of my favorite books of the year.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glass of jam
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's an inherent recognition that a felony conviction ruins your life. They don't have any problem with that. They're not abolitionists or reformers. They just think that these boys should be protected at everyone else's expense.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This reminds me of the "in-groups who the law protects but does not bind, and out-groups who the law binds but does not protect" quote. They're totally fine with ruining the lives of young black men. They're totally fine with young women being ruined. They don't want to ruin THESE boys lives.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, but it's a lot more fun to name 100 musicians worse than James Hetfield.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 28/09/2026
absolutely amazing chart
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's not a true story. You can set it whenever and wherever you like. They didn't speak Shakespearian English at any point in Verona, Italy. Baz Luhrmann put it in California in the 90s. You can put it in Northumbria. You can put it in 80s Tokyo. You can put it in space. It doesn't matter.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Democrats will, after winning a lot, immediately blame the left for not winning more.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't clarify anything.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the Naziest cohort in the US.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If an alien species flew to Earth and told me their minds worked just like llms, I would have a different opinion on the ability of llms to understand. They haven't, so I don't.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But computer programs are not human, so they do not get afforded this same assumption. Since we know exactly how they work, we know that they are not conscious. We don't have to know exactly how our minds work to know that it isn't like that.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We experience our own cognition. It's true from some sort of Kantian sense that I can't say for sure that you understand things, and you're not giving me much evidence that you are capable of understanding, but I can assume by my own ability that you, presuming you are human, have this same ability.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing that bothers me more than anything about this is his use of "we." "We" did not do any of this. There are specific companies and human beings who program these machines. We do not share their responsibility or liability. If their program does crimes, they, specifically, are implicated.
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Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How it works is the only thing relevant to the conversation of understanding.
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