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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3h
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 2h
Curling is genuinely one of the funniest sports ever made. Straight bullshit of a sport. "Yeah slide this big puck down a sheet of ice while some dudes sweep in front of it" alright
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scorpy @socpens.com · 09/10/2026
the effects of browsing wikipedia
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10h
sometimes you gotta shock an american a little by hitting them with the "no seriously, basically every single person on british tv went to school together"
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 30/05/2026
white people love to be named "bum farto"
wiki page: "Joseph 'Bum' Farto (born July 3, 1919) was a fire chief and convicted drug dealer in Key West, Florida who disappeared in 1976."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is really the thing I keep focusing on. No car brand wants you to damage their precious little toys so no matter how painfully they simulate the realism it’s intrinsically sterile, a Dubai-brained hoarding simulator. A car that cannot crash is not a car.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The official vehicle of Bluesky, a kei truck with bisexual lighting
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ironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 15h
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 19h
Fucking finally. Tokyopop tried this back in 2005 or so, & they famously only did the 1st volume, cancelled at the 2nd, & the one volume they DID publish they swapped around the chapter order because they didn't like how it read. God damn that felt like yesterday. Time flies.
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JS @jsplaceholder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
who remembers the Armenians, after all
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Phantom Tollbooth — Chuck Jones (producer & co-director), 1970
A cel from an animated film showing a boy named Milo standing in front of a booth that says "Words for Sale." 
The Man inside the booth  says 
"You, young man! How about a nice bag full of pronouns?"
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The discourse on antisemitism in the country is such that Mike Rogers can simultaneously attack Abdul El-Sayed *as* antisemitic, as a scary foreign Muslim critic of Israel, and also *with* antisemitism, as a tool of the foreign-born Jewish puppeteer.
"LEAKED: Footage of Abdul El-Sayed fundraising last night in the California home of the far-left Soros family. 

Abdul’s education was paid for by the Soros family and NOW they are funding his campaign to make him a U.S. Senator 

The Soros family is funding Abdul because he will carry out their agenda of: 

➡️ defunding the police 
➡️ emptying prisons, and letting violent criminals & sex offenders back onto the streets 
➡️ gender transition surgeries for minors 
➡️ allowing illegals to vote in American elections 

Abdul is too extreme for Michigan."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23h
Fictional Characters
Mr. Bean (TV series)
Is Mr Bean a good role model?
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
jojo is so awesome
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humanbeast.bsky.social @humanbeast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they haven't been this british in a while, excited to see what happens even if it's bad
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
deadlock merch sellers if they sold pants based off rem
guy lying makes his pants on fire
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humanbeast.bsky.social @humanbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
top 5 greatest indonesian cultural exports 5. gamelan 4. hololive id 3. the raid 1&2 2. indomie mi goreng 1. tung tung sahur
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humanbeast.bsky.social @humanbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's an argument to be made that "multicultural economic zone" is a somewhat apt descriptor of what an "empire" is, generally u dont call urself an empire until you've subjugate a foreign culture into ur economic zone
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They'd gun you dead in the streets if you tried making an anime opening like this today
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Queerlet (crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️) @crackpotwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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HALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#darkstalkers
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Jon_TD @jontd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Skydance Board:
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this video of Haruki Murakami super fans losing it after the Nobel Prize for Literature announced this year's recipient is Anne Carson (spelled Ann by store staff) is what it's all about, folks
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he's getting sucked off
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
When Macklemore was like “When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay cuz I could draw” he left out that he was drawing yaoi
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a fantastic all-timer thread on this phenomena and the psychology behind it I think about this all the time and not understanding this is the difference between successful liminal horror, and just horrorslop. liminal horror is about the baked-in hostility of public spaces we millenials saw die
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JAVTItles
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
the dick pill company and the heart failure medication company should probably get together and make sure they're not advertising on the same baseball game
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me looking at my own posts bc im the only source I trust
Kobe Bryant watching highlights of himself in the locker room.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 08/10/2026
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Fry Futurama's Iconic Smirk
Alt: Futurama GIF. Fry, in a tuxedo, turns slowly to look at the camera with a tranquil expression on his face. He’s glowing and moving at super speed after drinking 100 cups of coffee.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy seated and getting a haircut notices something unusual about the barbershop flyer on the wall that displays haircut options. He says, “hey, wait a minute…” and begins to unfold the bottom of the poster, which is tucked underneath it. Panel 2: he continues as he unfolds the paper. “There’s more haircuts under here.” Behind him, his barber stares grimly, his face cast in shadow. Panel 3: the poster is unfolded on the ground, displaying a continued list of increasingly bizarre haircuts, including a rectangular prism mustache and hair in the shape of a duck. Cast in shadow against the poster is the shadow of the barber strangling the client. He knows too much.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns

me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time
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brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bro is going to have the most regular penis you've ever seen, like yes there it is, that is his ding a ling, but somehow the conversation surrounding it will be extraordinary.
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/10/2026
they should make a spider-man comic about peter parker struggling in new york and he has to balance the demands of being a superhero with the pressures of his domestic life
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they gave jason the horse balls technology from RDR2 so he'll be letting them #hang if it's warm out
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right
Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

edit
The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Front facing view of Yujiro Hanma splits clothes hanger crane game prizeYujiro handing clothes
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ファティーマ🪬Fatimah Haji-Asiri @saffronapplepie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Totonou my man, my GOAT
Picture of manga page from Don’t Call it Mystery Picture of manga page from Don’t Call it Mystery Picture of manga page from Don’t Call it Mystery
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