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Huey

@huecub.bsky.social
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Co-Host of the Remember This Crap podcast at the Pointless Exercise. Also, It’s fewer, not less.

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 17m
It’s, like, in mint condition too…
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stand corrected. Clay Holmes’ useless ass is warming up in the ‘pen —he me still make it knot this game….
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jed Hoyer’s top trade deadline pickups in each of the past two seasons—Siroka and Holmes—wound up pitching zero postseason innings. Nice job.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 01/10/2026
Cubs are averaging 1.8 runs per game in their last 16 playoff games.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The whole Pat & Ron shtick accompanied by Zach’s Cacklin Laugh Track™️ is *particularly* grating when the game is in the balance, as this 0-0 game in the 7th inning is.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 20/09/2026
He took the under.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re honoring him by ensuring that the chase to run down his franchise mark for receiving yards will be paused for a week.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who’s surprised that #he did that with a middle-middle pitch? I’ll wait.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ozzie Albies erases the Cubs' lead with a 2-run HR off Jacob Webb in the 7th that puts the Braves up 4-3. Since his 24-straight scoreless appearances ended Aug. 22, Webb has given up runs in 5 of his last 8 games while surrendering a home run in four of them.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*four 2-run home runs, three of which were lead-changing, the fourth merely tying the game. It’s dizzying.
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Luke Purcell @lukepurcell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
live look at Tyrone Taylor when Jacob Webb is pitching
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Vettel Hits the Wall
ALT: Vettel Hits the Wall
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks to RFK Jr there is a statistically non-zero chance that everyone in America who I have ever told to eat shit will, in fact, eat shit
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah well, nevertheless….
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Letting a guy radicalize you who can’t even hit you on a deep nine route.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
its 2029, any food you didn't grow yourself is toxic, you're $260,000 in debt to draft kings, your boss replaced you with claude, no one is dating or having sex, the only thing you can stream is a taylor sheridan show called "Negev Ranch"
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
beyond parody
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comprehensive list of things that’re more enfeebled than Michael Busch’s 3-pitch 7th inning strikeout: 1. Limbless humans trying to catch a ball. 2. ??????
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rizzo’s good at this.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Todd Hundley is so loathed by Cubs fans that even his own father Randy Hundley won’t even bring up his name when he’s in the booth.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Shit
ALT: Shit
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am so sorry…
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In no particular order… 1. I’ll practice YOU 2. You don’t make friends with salad! 3. Donuts: is there anything they *can’t* do? 4. The cosmic ballet…goes on 5. Ugh-give me the crab juice!
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not watching the game…only listening (to the Seattle broadcast because Zackle), was Bregman loathing? I assumed at first Raleigh threw behind Bregman rounding third for a tag play…
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 23/08/2026
I was shocked he didn’t just throw him three high fastballs. Happ has never taken one, or hit one.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve developed a pretty strong hatred toward the Seattle Mariners over the last 14 months…
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can’t blame Bryce Miller for walking the bases full w/2 outs to pitch to Happ…dude just made a bad pitch. 🤷‍♂️
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There are many times I’m okay with not having Marquee. This would be one of those times.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“We *could* follow the Constitution to rein in Mr. Trump, but saying “no” to Trump riles up the irascible hillbillies and then we lose power and can’t take away their healthcare.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*eight
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A day late and a dollar short, Nico.
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s nothing compared to the time I traded for Scott Kazmir in 2006 *immediately before* he went on the DL (still the DL in 2006; ergo technically correct)
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"If I abused her, why would she then act in a way designed to avoid abuse?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One drum I keep beating is that the Trumpification of the Republican Party is irreversible. Even after he's gone it will be exclusively cranks, charlatans, and malevolent antisocial goons. "It was always like that"-it wasn't! It's gotten steadily, measurably worse, and he was the nail in the coffin
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wake up @hockeenight.bsky.social, new proof of life photo just dropped.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hundreds of millions got the COVID vaccine and there were so few problems that the main form of criticism turned into "friend-of-a-friend" hearsay stories, so this guy can't actually cite an actual case but knows his base will think they know people who know people this may have happened to
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Brad Carpenter (he/him) @brad-carpenter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just millions of X bots high fiving one another as GOP Senator after GOP Senator cook Fauci to his face...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This hearing is driven entirely by Elon Musk's algorithm. Not a single normie voter alive today has thought about Anthony Fauci for at least five years. On X this is a pressing issue - maybe the pressing issue - of the day. It doesn't matter at all.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 03/06/2026
I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
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The Warriors Band
Alt: The full gang of the Warriors from The Warriors
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lee Smith hit more home runs in his career than Kelleher.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m sorry what
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