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Otterly Unhinged

@jeromerinc.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, professional jack-of-all-trades, unprofessional absurdist, Scoop, chaotic good, bipedal meatbag | GFYBC

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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 6h
Steve is going to Malört Brad in celebration.
A happy otter named Steve wearing a White Sox hat.
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Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 6h
Good for the White Sox. But Jerry Reinsdorf can still fuck off.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 6h
SOC SWIN OCTOBER BASEBALL ON THE SOUTH SIDE
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 6h
"Auto" really stands for "autoerotic asphyxiation" because No Tab Pete loves choking himself while cranking it to Mike Steele's DA photo.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 7h
Guess Trump has a new "personal Vietnam".
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 7h
Older White Sox fan
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 7h
Sorry, Pete. We're only sending guys who got tabbed.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 12h
That's ironic, because Biden had to withdraw from Afghanistan by a certain time based on an agreement Trump struck and Trump wouldn't stop attacking him for doing so.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 12h
Seems like something Trump should have done during his first go-round. It was a counter-IS mission and Trump's the one who claimed he totally defeated IS when al-Baghdadi self-deleted.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 15h
"Lieutenant Don, you got new legs!"
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 16h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is what happens when you cut education funding statewide.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy “inexplicably over-entitled Leafs fans losing their shit on social media” season to all who celebrate
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't get the irreconcilable differences. They both seem to enjoy bimbofication.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SOC SWIN
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I had the mentality of a sovereign citizen, I'd claim this typo meant that Trump isn't actually POTUS.
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 29/09/2026
The dig at the Senator from Missouri about knowing Midwest sports teams was pretty savage. Gotta respect it.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone is taking a stack of '80s Helen Keller jokes and rewriting them for Riley Gaines.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BEARCE
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Motivated
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TIL that Roombas reproduce.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Royals went into the top of the 9th tied and then gave up five runs, walking three of them in. Either there's a horseshoe up the Guardians' collective ass or the Royals' bullpen is a walking representation of Kansas City itself. Both are likely.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nine months later: Ned: "Why does this kid look like Peter?"
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The birth of a goddamn American hero.
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 24/09/2026
I love this story. I also learned something new today. And I barked out a surprised laugh at the end.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Red Sox, gonna need you to not repeat last night. White Sox, just don't repeat the last three innings from last night. Get after it.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He definitely jerks it to furry porn.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Red Sox, I'm gonna need y'all to not half-ass this series. Maybe go ahead and mail it in against the Cubs.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Factual.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bluesky experience summed up in an image.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Letterkenny: Texas-Size 10-4 Quote
ALT: Letterkenny: Texas-Size 10-4 Quote
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Niklas Hjalmarsson out there just laying out in front of passes.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This would have been a fine subject for a Hockeenight pshap.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Take him out back and hose him off. Next ridiculous question.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck LeBron. Non-GOAT shill motherfucker.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JFC.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In before Lazerus
static.klipy.com
Bear with Burning Car
ALT: Bear with Burning Car
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Bears are gonna continue to play like dog shit, I'll just watch a loop of Aaron Rodgers getting smoked.
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| cleveland! ❤️‍🔥 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers just got destroyed 😭
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DA BARD IS A BEARCE FAN MY FRENTS
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This goddamn team
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BEARCE
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bad inputs = bad outputs. AI doesn't analyze. www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
bloomberg.com
Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School
Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is similar to how I described Lego constructs as an eight year old.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MBS calling in that marker for the $2B he gave Jared in 2021.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We're gonna need a bigger butt"
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ol' Mortgage Eyes going with the variable (left eye) number again.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, the FBI doesn't. That's why they're into fucking sheep.
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Otterly Unhinged @jeromerinc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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