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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I stand corrected. Clay Holmes’ useless ass is warming up in the ‘pen —he me still make it knot this game….

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jed Hoyer’s top trade deadline pickups in each of the past two seasons—Siroka and Holmes—wound up pitching zero postseason innings. Nice job.

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shaw, Busch, Hoerner…all have been offensively useless for months now….

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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 01/10/2026

Cubs are averaging 1.8 runs per game in their last 16 playoff games.

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The whole Pat & Ron shtick accompanied by Zach’s Cacklin Laugh Track™️ is *particularly* grating when the game is in the balance, as this 0-0 game in the 7th inning is.

Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 20/09/2026

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He took the under.

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They’re honoring him by ensuring that the chase to run down his franchise mark for receiving yards will be paused for a week.

Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Who’s surprised that #he did that with a middle-middle pitch? I’ll wait.

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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ozzie Albies erases the Cubs' lead with a 2-run HR off Jacob Webb in the 7th that puts the Braves up 4-3. Since his 24-straight scoreless appearances ended Aug. 22, Webb has given up runs in 5 of his last 8 games while surrendering a home run in four of them.

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*four 2-run home runs, three of which were lead-changing, the fourth merely tying the game. It’s dizzying.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thanks to RFK Jr there is a statistically non-zero chance that everyone in America who I have ever told to eat shit will, in fact, eat shit

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ah well, nevertheless….

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026

So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Letting a guy radicalize you who can’t even hit you on a deep nine route.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

its 2029, any food you didn't grow yourself is toxic, you're $260,000 in debt to draft kings, your boss replaced you with claude, no one is dating or having sex, the only thing you can stream is a taylor sheridan show called "Negev Ranch"

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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A comprehensive list of things that’re more enfeebled than Michael Busch’s 3-pitch 7th inning strikeout: 1. Limbless humans trying to catch a ball. 2. ??????

Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Rizzo’s good at this.

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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indiana

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentucky

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouri

iarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Todd Hundley is so loathed by Cubs fans that even his own father Randy Hundley won’t even bring up his name when he’s in the booth.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m not going to say this is as bad as John Schriffen not knowing how to pronounce “Veeck” during a Chicago White Sox broadcast but dude…know your audience….

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well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint

huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitate

huge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him

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Does that goof not know how unanimously loathed Hundley is by this fanbase?

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I hadn’t even realized that two of my 5 were from this episode, and I’ve since seen two *different* ones (including this one) in others’ Top 5. Probably the consensus #1 episode.

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Hammocks! Why didn’t *I* think of that?!?

In no particular order… 1. I’ll practice YOU 2. You don’t make friends with salad! 3. Donuts: is there anything they *can’t* do? 4. The cosmic ballet…goes on 5. Ugh-give me the crab juice!

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Well slap my ass and call me The Penguin!

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So slow that the Big Dumper elected to throw on a runner who had a 12 foot secondary lead over an (admittedly swifter) batter/runner busting out of the right-handed batter’s box? Now *that’s* slow. *whistles*

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Not watching the game…only listening (to the Seattle broadcast because Zackle), was Bregman loathing? I assumed at first Raleigh threw behind Bregman rounding third for a tag play…

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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 23/08/2026

He’s doing it again on the grounds that: 1) There’s no fucking way that happens again and 2) It’s okay to give up one run here on a bases loaded walk to Bregman.

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I was shocked he didn’t just throw him three high fastballs. Happ has never taken one, or hit one.

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I’ve developed a pretty strong hatred toward the Seattle Mariners over the last 14 months…

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Can’t blame Bryce Miller for walking the bases full w/2 outs to pitch to Happ…dude just made a bad pitch. 🤷‍♂️

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