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Mike Praznowski

@praz.bsky.social
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Co-host of Bums in the Bleachers, a Cubs podcast (via the Chicago Sports Bums) and Pointless Exercise’s Cubs/Bears podcasts, terrible joke maker, full-time degen. Pro-Malört. #FlyTheW 👀🔴🐻⬇☝🏻🚨

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
This is gonna wind up being the emptiest Cubs playoff appearance in recent franchise history. And that includes 2018. And 2008. And 2007. And 1998.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
🚨 A CUB GOT A HIT 🚨
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 16h
The Cubs have literally not done one thing well tonight.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
GET HIM OUT ALREADY, CRAIG
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Launch this entire lineup off of Navy Pier.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Just keep hitting everything to Xander
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Shades of Rich Hill in Game 3 of the 2007 NLDS. We are so cooked.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 17h
Who else isn’t surprised at all that Tatis just hit that ball to Tijuana?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 18h
Go Cubs. Don’t @ me.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 20h
Hope we all got our power naps in, Cubs fans. It’s gonna be a long night.
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Spongebob's Tired Eyes Meme
ALT: Spongebob's Tired Eyes Meme
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 21h
AL MVP should go to Bobby Witt, Jr. after today.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 22h
Blubaugh leaves the mound with blue balls
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 23h
#investaments
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 23h
AUSTIN RILEY OMG
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t care what the calendar still says. October begins today.
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Joseph Freshwater @timbaffoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#MalortFace
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FADE TO BLACK, MY FRENTS!!! BEARS WIN!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, get Case Keenum on a flight to San Diego and put him in the Cubs bullpen.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where were you the night that Case Keenum never had to buy another meal or drink in Chicago ever again?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM FOR MAYOR OF CHICAGO
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DENNIS ALLEN’S DEFENSE, MY FRENTS
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KEENUM TO RAYMOND!!! TOUCHDOWN #DABEARS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CLOCK WAS AT ZERO
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I LUV DIS THEREMIN GUY!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIENEMAN
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BOOKER WITH THE PEANUT PUNCH!!! BEARS BALL!!!
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Rhcp
ALT: Rhcp
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 29/09/2026
Sam Roush was the Elizabeth Holmes Scholar at Stanford.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DA BEAST OF BURDEN, MY FRENTS
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Jagger Dance
ALT: Jagger Dance
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KEENUM TO BURDEN!!! TOUCHDOWN BEARS, MY FRENTS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SAM ROUSH MAKES UP FOR LAST SUNDAY
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 29/09/2026
How many draft picks will the Bears get at the deadline for Caleb and Bagent?
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐻⬇️
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE. ARE. LIVE! Join us in the comments! Backing In, But Not Backing Out | Bums in the Bleachers www.youtube.com/live/kEdv0GT...
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Backing In But Not Backing Out | Bums in the Bleachers
YouTube video by Chicago Sports Bums
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After clinching and flying through storms on the East Coast, the playoffs are here and the Cubs are in! It all starts over tomorrow night in San Diego! John Oliva and I preview the WC series LIVE at 5:30! TUNE IN! Backing In But Not Backing Out | Bums in the Bleachers / @chisportsbums.bsky.social
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 28/09/2026
The only playoff preview you'll ever need with @olegkup.bsky.social and @praz.bsky.social. Oh, that's so sad. www.pointlessexercise.com/podcast-mlb-...
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Podcast: MLB Playoff Preview
The Cubs and Padres are going at it again
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 28/09/2026
Did you know the Cubs are in the playoffs? Well, I hope you like late night TV. @olegkup.bsky.social and @praz.bsky.social and I preview all of the Wild Card series. open.spotify.com/episode/2RpX...
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496. MLB Playoff Preview - Pointless Exercise Podcast
Pointless Exercise - A Desipio Podcast · Episode
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong finishes with a .280 BA, .372 OBP, .570 slug, 45 home runs, 31 doubles, 8 triples, 41 stolen bases, 107 RBIs, 119 runs, 156 wRC+, 10.6 fWAR. PCA is one of 4 in Cubs history with 30+ 2B, 45+ HR, 105+ RBIs and 115+ runs, joining '05 Derrek Lee, '01 Sammy Sosa, '30 Hack Wilson.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CUBS WIN!!! FIRST WIN AS A CUB FOR BRAXTON GARRETT!!! WE’RE ON TO SAN DIEGO, MY FRENTS!!! #FLYTHEW
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Chicago Cubs W Flag: Fly the W!
ALT: Chicago Cubs W Flag: Fly the W!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Car Safety: Buckling Up a Seatbelt
ALT: Car Safety: Buckling Up a Seatbelt
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AS BOOG AND JD SAY, THANK YOU, MICHAEL CONFORTO!!! 6-2 CUBS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ARIAS!!! 5-2 CUBS!!! (Ed Farmer voice) HE’S ON THE TEAM FOR NEXT YEAR
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALEX BREGMAN - 4, BOSTON RELOCATED RED SOX - 2 HAVE YOURSELF A DAY, BREGGY!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WELCOME BACK, ALEX BREGMAN!!! #2 TODAY AND #28 ON THE SEASON!!! 3-2 CUBS!!!
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Cubs. All can @ me today.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Bill Belichick voice) We’re on to San Diego.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone actually want to win the AL Central?
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Outside of 2007, every time the top of the NL Central looks similar to this, it’s a year that the Cubs finish like 66-96.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why can’t Milwaukee or St. Louis ever be the cities to get hit with a Nor'easter? (No I don’t care if it doesn’t make geographical sense.)
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if Taylor’s employment with Marquee was the secret behind the Cubs success this whole time and now that she’s gone, they can’t win?
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