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hotsietozzi

@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
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Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahaaaaa!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[George Harrison voice] “Ohh noo!”
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She lived a long and happy life as Evelyn Peaches (until she was hit by that bus in Burbank)
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t get out much, but I absolutely got out for this. Thank you @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social #mst3k #stingofdeath #oliveloaf
View from inside a dark movie theater. On the screen is a title card with text and a still from the movie “Space Mutiny”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026
it's about fighters, not age, example #4,398
And for an 80-something, Markey was well-positioned. Unlike biden, he speaks clearly and walks confidently. He's been a strong supporter of Medicare for All, the Green New Deal, and other left-wing policies, so progressives love him. including younger ones. Markey, not Moulton, was backed by Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, and numerous other younger Democratic politicians.

Markey took full advantage of Moulton's transgender remarks, painting himself as the defender of LGBTQ+ community and other groups that often face discrimination.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
📌Google maps. These sniveling tech companies and the billionaires who own them are grotesque — geographically and morally lost. We must never forget who surrendered to hate and fascism.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🙌
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Incredible! Love everything about this! ❣️❣️❣️
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he’s in this one, as is the Pupette formerly known as Pickles, alongside (formerly known as) Dave, and yep they’re @hotsietozzi.bsky.social originals honey youtu.be/QXd9r6N1XYU
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Puppet Anxiety
YouTube video by Bingo Bangou
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my kid (not featured in this particular vid w face, but def w voice) has acquired a few @hotsietozzi.bsky.social handmade pupettes, and bb, youtu.be/d19Xy6pYwzs
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Prank phone call (GONE WRONG)
YouTube video by Bingo Bangou
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is amazing. Great job, everybody! 🙌🩷🩷🩷
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolute worst time wasters in the history of humanity 👎
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🙏🙏🙏🩵
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
live your life in such a way that when someone else dies, everyone isn’t wishing it was you instead
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mitch McConnell called. He said he won’t be able to make it in today cuz he ate too many chili cheese dogs (12)
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wut
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I handmake all my friends.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
11 seconds
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
blood in the streets. diarrhea in the sheets.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
lol
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Any
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jesus fucken Christ is he fucken dead yet?
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Portrait of Trump as Saturn Devouring His Son.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Aaaaaand… ACTION!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
YOU: the 250th anniv— MJM:
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Aw nuts! Can’t go back to Walmart just because my helper ape “Touchy Ann” tore a toddler in half in the diaper aisle :-(
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Mike Wiebe @mikewiebe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ah yes House of Dragons is back! All my favorite characters: Aegon , Ameon, Aegeyar, Aegalon, Aegeon, Aegistar, Aemritsar and of course The Wolf Snake!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sad news. I just found out my favorite carpenter ant is a snitch. :-(
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
NO GABBY!!!!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
😂
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tell your cat I have Churus
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
In case you missed it, I am running a fundraiser this month for our local animal shelter! Our region has been hit hard by housing insecurity and other socioeconomic issues in the past few years so their services are more needed than ever. Please help if you can! ❤️ givebutter.com/mollys-birth...
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Molly's Birthday for Shelter Kitties!
Cats can't get jobs so they need our help.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fully ridiculous. I had thankfully carefully filed the paperwork from two years before, but I’m sure, understandably, most folks don’t
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Absolutely!
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Now I’m wondering how many thousands of others are receiving mysterious bills and spending hours online or the phone trying to figure out why they’re being billed for procedures they had years ago and it’s all because some lazy billing company is using an AI bot and no human is checking its “work.”
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A few days later I received a text from my insurance confirming that that bill had been, in fact, paid in full.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They said I would have to send proof to them that I owed them $0. The agent gave me an email, I went back to my ins account online, took screenshots of 7 pages of itemized proof that the exam had been paid in full and sent the screenshots to the billing agency.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They said I had to call the billing company. I called the billing company. The agent said the company had changed hands and the previous owners were “bad at their job” and now they had to check their work. I asked if they were using AI help discover these “discrepancies” which he awkwardly denied.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Recently, I received a surprise bill for $342 from a billing agency for a routine medical exam I had TWO years ago. I checked my insurance online — it showed it had been fully paid. I called my insurance — they saw that it was fully paid. 🧵
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hognose snakes are the drama queens of the serpent world. Thanatosis is how the small snakes hope to avoid predation, theatrically fakings death. Original post
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A TozziToy called “ANTS!” featuring lots of plastic ants and a plastic hotdog (12¢)
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 24/05/2026
Me, never mentioning or searching anything related to pants or fashion. Instagram, non stop, for the past few days: "Jeff, have you considered giant pants?"
Man in giant pantsMan in giant pantsMan in giant pantsMan in giant pants
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Many frowned upon this, but I finally taught my cat how to smoke.
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
‼️‼️‼️(🦷)xo
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🩷🧠🩷
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