hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp 2844894
Phil Garnock-Jones @theobrominated.eurosky.social · 15/05/2026New Zealand celebrates April Fools Day on April 2nd for this reason. Only we call it 2/4. If that ever becomes 4th of February I’m going bush and never coming back. 000
Liam Robbens @liam.eurosky.social · 14/05/2026Sen. Randy Barfburger III (R) slams Sen. Dylon Merritflange (D) of cloture filibuster reversal during heated debate on Guns Are People (Intimate Relations with Firearms) Bill. 2100
judgemuffin.bsky.social @judgemuffin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Let me tell you that from the UK what we wake up to is a loooooootttttt worse when you guys have been running around unsupervised all night ! Peace out x 080
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 14/05/2026I'm in Heathrow right now. Took the Piccadilly line past Trimnuzzle, Central Findlecarp and NomNom, but still had to transfer to the Heathrow line at Pimplebutts Court. 3160
James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 14/05/2026Yeah it's like this for the rest of us except with nukes. 040
Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Makes a change from "Senator Hamburger Q. Schoolshooting III (R-IO) has been reappointed Secretary of State for NASCAR after Supreme Court rules racism awesome" 083
Zevon Pumpkin Spice @zevonprice.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I imagine this is what rednecks sound like trying to explain NASCAR to everyone who doesn’t live in the south. 160
matsyendrasana.bsky.social @matsyendrasana.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I would not say I hate it when the US is online here, but it is confusing. 030
Mistake Not… @gently-peevish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If you think that’s weird you should see some real British names, like Cholmondeley and Featherstonehaugh and Mainwaring and Marjoribanks and Leveson-Gower. And try to pronounce them… 110
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 14/05/2026IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE BLOBBYmedia.tenor.coma pink clown with yellow polka dots on his face is standing in front of a group of peopleAlt: MR BLOBBY SAYS "YOU'RE NEXT" 030
🦇💀 Rigg-or Mortis 💀🦇 @rigg.lgbt · 14/05/2026How do you think we Brits feel hearing about Randy McGunfumbler every day when you buggers get up? 1790
desert hazard @amasaback.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is so funny! The Clip Clopp at the ends really seals the deal. 010
Jason McPearson @jasonmcpearson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Imagine how we feel when Trump wakes up and starts posting. 5 hours of pleasant discourse eradicated in seconds. 030
Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 14/05/2026Gotta wait for the west coast crew to wake up to hear the latest news on Quopp and Floozl, and why Brimp-Tee's latest security vulnerability will kill us all 090
P. Thomas Johnson 🇨🇦🇬🇧 🤝 🇺🇦 @ptomj.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Yeah, it must be so terribly inconvenient for you that many dozens of other people outside of the United States exist and use this platform too. How awful for you. 020
Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It will break your mind to learn that there’s literally hundreds of us living outside the United States and that we live in a time zone in your future 0210
