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Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick. (I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)

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Do these jeans make my affect look flat?

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I know you think I’m some silly little debutante. [contemporary art, poetry, dance, film, & fashion] instagram: mjmimages

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I lost my sense of smell before it was cool

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