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Hordaki @hordaki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Crustacean vs The Candelabra, battle of the century (Vote Lumiere!)

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

this one gave me breathing difficulties

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What does the "E" stand for in Wile E. Coyote?

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WEC is holding a sign saying "MY MIDDLE NAME"

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2026

Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026

Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them theonion.com/pharmaceutical-ad-urge…

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

solomon in 1 Kings 3

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/06/2026

You're the smartest guy I ever met. But you're too stupid to see… he’s already half Xehanort.

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/05/2026

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

Comic: Implications of the age of the posts you see when you Google an error message. [Grayed out error code with unreadable post. Post date of 3 years ago is enlarged with a text bubble. Table with three columns for age of post, what it means, and probability of a fix. 2 hours ago: There’s an infrastructure outage; very high–just wait. 5 days ago: A recent update broke something big; high, but you might have to wait for a patch. 3 months ago: A new product isn’t working for some users; decent chance of a solution in the replies. 2 years ago: You’ve run into an edge case; low, but maybe the replies can help with troubleshooting. 13 years ago: You’re the only person with this problem; very low–post is likely not relevant. 24 years ago: Oh god how is the internet this old; maybe whoever posted this message has kids who can help you.

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Daniel Carpenter @dancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Rewatching 30 Rock and I think this is still possibly one of the best constructed jokes in anything, ever.

I finally understand the ending
of The Sixth Sense. Those names are the people
who worked on the movie.

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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 13/05/2026

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

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Hordaki @hordaki.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

@newestolympian.bsky.social four more books in the next two years this meme will never not be relevant

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/04/2026

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. [beep] / S08E15 The Susie

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/03/2026

Rewatched BEST IN SHOW today and I knew this but it really cannot be overstated how much of a heater Fred Willard is on. Every syllable is funny

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 24/03/2026

Basically me watching Project Hail Mary

Seinfeld meme. Jerry in top panel saying “You’re crying from Project Hail Mary”
Bottom panel is George saying “The ability for life to bond and work together despite our differences got to me”
Jerry adds on “all right”

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I really like that bit in Temple of Doom where Indie goes, "See you later BAD GUY" and then slams the door on the airplane, revealing he's stowing away on BAD GUY SHIPPING INC

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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 25/02/2026

Everybody knows about the Wii shopping channel and everybody loves to shop on it every Wednesday

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/12/2025

Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

If you get into lyrics, you start to realise that the best ones are the ones that come out of absolutely nowhere, you've no idea how the lyricist even came up with the concept they're talking about, but they communicate *perfectly* something they're trying to say. Example: Gaston's eggs.

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Happy 100th birthday to the last living all-around entertainer

Dick Van Dyke on his eponymous show, which should be taught in schools

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 21/11/2025

I can always figure out who the killer in an episode of Columbo is within the first 10-15 minutes.

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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

wow this is pretty damning

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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Seeing "Doctor Who is BACK" when the last new episode I watched was THIS YEAR is very funny

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/10/2025

Loop Coaster 1 looks too intense for me!

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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

it was me, btw. I did the Louvre heist. I was looking to steal all their tour guide 3DSes, but I could only find Crown Jewels. What am I going to do with a bunch of sparkly rocks that can't play Kid Icarus: Uprising

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