Reposted by davetinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/10/2026someone should make a bidet attachment that has a simple little time of flight sensor or something and every time it "sees" a turd falling it plays the super mario bros coin sound. and if it detects diarrhea it plays the "here we GO" sound 5828
Reposted by davenick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6453362137
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026took a few listens to get on the right wavelength, but damn the new protomartyr album rips 010
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026kinda insane how good this year has been for new music if your musical tastes skew towards "i dont want to tell my coworkers what music i listen to" 021
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026never thought i'd like a Boston athlete, in any sport, but dammit everything I see about Payton Tolle is so cool 010
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026one of the top things about living on the west coast is a lazy sunday with football starting at 10 am. doesnt even matter what games. 010
Reposted by daveMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is it a good sign when the military is soliciting ideas from random people on social media sites 7 months into a war 37694132
Reposted by dave👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?” 803332549
Reposted by davebrushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this crop art at the minneapolis airport 281957443
Reposted by davebig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167574233
Reposted by dave🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Republicans love to accidentally surround themselves with pedophiles. 61123
Reposted by davejam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026This is the energy I need Democrats to express 02430364
Reposted by davean appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026look, calling law school a different name doesn't change the downsides 664290
Reposted by davevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again 141068268
Reposted by daveKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The idea that these anti-trans provocateurs care about feminism or the integrity of women’s sports has always been a total farce. But I’m not shocked they can convince people otherwise in a culture so misogynistic people can’t even see it when it’s right in front of their face 551266
Reposted by daveKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on. 7166871358
Reposted by davePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices 3070949
Reposted by davelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026this news story is slowly morphing into an incredible horror movie premise 35104961
Reposted by davedillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026"we can learn so much from these betting sites" 624295634
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026@murderxbryan.bsky.social dont know if youve started the new season of reacher yet, but theres a character they introduce in episode 2, russell plum, that seems incredibly you-coded. had to pause ep to post as soon as I clocked it, so apologies if he's a creep later or something 000
Reposted by daveBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Fuck this loser 21100283
Reposted by davePᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it. 131171174576
Reposted by daveBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Beastie Boys He cut out the scenes where people are nude He refuses to include them because audiences are prudes He made the movie where people can’t fuck He goes by the name of director Will Gluck! 1028427
Reposted by daveThe labor librarian @laborlibrarian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What was that skeet going around a few months ago? Something like “being a leftist is being accused of fearmongering because you were right too soon.” 1140950
Reposted by daveBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/08/2024The toilet is not funny because it is gross. The toilet is funny because it is necessary. 729638
Reposted by davedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026you don't have to let this guy walk free among you 192167304
Reposted by daveone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Mike Muscala hit a three pointer to win a meaningless Orlando bubble league game and now LeBron James is a Sixer. God is good. 120344
Reposted by daveAdam Aaronson @adamaaronson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story: 228758
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026youtube.com/shorts/ZeIr0...youtube.comLebron James VineYouTube video by Nathan Oberst 010
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026went to michelin star restaurant and i gotta say, it rips. 020
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026exciting times on family vacation as my cousin's 5 year old has asked us to refer to him as bowser. really hope it sticks 000
Reposted by daveKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium. 21682841498
Reposted by davePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/07/2026Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer 67213
Reposted by daveBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everything is so stupid now it rules 1452225
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026youtu.be/om6t2JUlbAM?...youtu.beAww that's coolYouTube video by DavidScribb 000
dave @hollandoakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026we dont talk enough about how iconic the falcon punch is 010
Reposted by davemegan farokhmanesh @megannicolett.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I love that not being able to paint faces never stopped medieval artists from painting faces 1315114
