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Twin Turbo Samantha

@hijacker.bsky.social
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A car person who likes shit posts and sucks at making them Please call me Samantha in case my name gets obscured by bits She/they

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 5h
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. My convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag or on a mobility aid! They have custom lining & zipper pulls. They're on pre-order right now! Store: Bibipins.com
Sakura Angel Convertible Bag Pre-Order Text. With a convertible bag in pink and purple. With Sakura and sparkles in purple. With the Bibipins logo.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 7h
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 7h
more like stupid intelligence gotem
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How to win in November
Trans rights are human rights and abolish ICE
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 7h
the only SI i recognise is the système international d'unités, folks
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 6h
It’s scarier, and worse, to not transition It gets better, I promise
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Brooklyn Rousseau's Lonely Heart @glamgothcollective.eurosky.social · 9h
0 days without bluesky crash simpsons meme
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 9h
I see the vibe coding continues to improve bluesky dot app
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 18h
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10h
How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers
But Democrats in Republican-leaning districts are under pressure to respond. One Democratic strategist estimated that fully half of the GOP’s messaging this year has been around transgender issues — about the same time they’ve given the economy, data centers, immigration and crime put together.
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 11h
Hey you. Stop your scrolling and laugh a little
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 12h
Petra Parker never gives up on people... Comic by @bubbleverse.bsky.social All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
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ToastyFans @toasty.cx · 12h
why DID programs start minimizing to the system tray when I click the X to close em instead of actually closing, anyway can we kick the man who decided that's ass in lieu of doing other consequences for other computer crimes since apparently we won't ever do that?
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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 15h
Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Good Place:

Kentucky figured it out? Kentucky?
This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 17h
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only i misheard everyone talking about autistic people being happier when they stopped masc-ing
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Valerie Valerate 🏳️‍⚧️ @vvpossum.northsky.social · 15h
MB is short for mom-binary actually
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i was sitting in a liberal coffee shop and saw a copy of dune that somebody left on a table. i picked it up and asked somebody sitting nearby if he'd seen the owner. he had an australian accent and replied that they were in-between jobs. the book was owned by his friend paul, a tradie.
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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 17h
the choosing texas shit was the most inane thing to happen on this website all month, but we have two days left to make up an even dumber discourse. i think we can do it, i believe in us
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
What are you gonna do, stab me? Meme
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’ve always been here. We’ll always be here
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END
nyara @nyaraVT .7h TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END
PN PinkNews @PinkNews .7h
Donald Trump says 'transgender will never end' as he makes election plea
thepinknewscom/2026/09/01/don.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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I. M. Noone @ianmnoone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jon Arbuckle's masturbation shed is apparently canon
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Drew Drew Drew Drew Drew
A tanker truck with the word DREW in the back and four mudflaps across the rear guard that each have the word DREW
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[experiences minor inconvenience] a terrible fate has befallen me
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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ToastyFans @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
enough of the ogre
always sunny "i've had enough of this dude" meme but instead of george washington it's john fetterman
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fire exit
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and take estrogen feels like a blessing
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
BIGGER IS BETTER BIGGER IS BETTER BIGGER IS BETTER BIGGER IS BETTER
a series of pizza boxes stacked that all say 

BIGGER IS BETTER

in red font
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band Pet Shop Girls
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donut as a dance judge confirmed
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is going on my will buy list
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 26/09/2026
My favorite age verification thing is that you can just check the date of some of the software I released, over 18 years ago. It's on Wikipedia.
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cass, runner shell ✨ @starsetbyte.lol · 25/09/2026
girl lunch
 pink monster an uncrustable and a bottle of controlled medication
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Twin Turbo Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I go to the dentist and now everyone’s talking about iced coffee
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
check out my new book 👉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay this is a fantastic teardown of the solipsism at the heart of anti-trans positions And also That whole "Sex is binary and cannot be changed" claim that transphobes make *IS* falsifiable, and therefore scientific. And it has been falsified. Many times. Because, among other things, fish.
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do you think there are so many furry pilots because they measure speed in knots?
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 25/09/2026
A photo of 4 identical table lamps, outside someone’s house, with a FOR SALE sign (£1 each)Captain Jean Luc Picard, from the episode of TNG “Chain of Command”, where he is tortured by the Cardassians
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