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Hot Powerful Deranged Bald Woman Gender Cryptid | she/her i’m not a puppygirl. i’m a grown-ass, working dogwoman. This is an unprofessional account.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 20h
After Colony 195 (-1 year pre-HRT) vs After Colony 198 (2 years HRT)
Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing scowling, tense, dead-eyedNoa Izumi from Patlabor, smiling, playful, confident
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 23h
"just be yourself!" a finger on the monkey's paw curls
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin’ dolls 💙💙💙
a femme person taking a selfie. she’s a wearing a black t-shirt with a glitchy design with a blue jacket over it. a flight tag attached to the jacket says “prepare to dogfight!”
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mayaaaaaaa! @punknpixels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why are you trans? wrong answers only a girl bit me during sex under a full moon and thus just started happening
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only i misheard everyone talking about autistic people being happier when they stopped masc-ing
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 28/09/2026
mornin’ dolls 💙💙💙
a femme person taking a selfie. she’s a wearing a black t-shirt with a glitchy design with a blue jacket over it. a flight tag attached to the jacket says “prepare to dogfight!”
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 27/09/2026
@missatombomb.bsky.social got me the lego minecraft fox for my birthday, so i made a little #gameboycamera stop motion gif of it. (also who knows how bsky is going to handle a gif that's 128x122 haha)
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
consent is impossible when you mix career networking and sex together in a social space. the inherent power differentials extant in such an environment muddies the waters of consent to the point of complete opacity. how do you say "no" to someone who has the power to make or break your career?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026
"I'm just a little guy, c'mon you wouldn't be suspicious of a little guy surveilling your every word and action, it's my birthday, you wouldn't try and ban a little guy from public venues on his birthday, would ya?!"
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 26/09/2026
i have a crush on Erratrix
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I Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie Scene
Alt: I Am Spartacus! Scene in GIF format
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
increasingly, i'm finding that the problem isn't people saying "no" when u ask for opportunities u don't feel u deserve. the problem is that they say "yes" way more often than you'd anticipate
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
there she goes again, chasing cars that she has absolutely no business catching
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 25/09/2026
been a couple months since the last one and there was only one message in that one I didn't like. let's go. anything's fair game. AMA ngl.link/erratrix
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 25/09/2026
that’s my secret, Cap. i’m always becoming
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026
explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 24/09/2026
explaining Warhound and Girl Frame to my lovely wife, who overheard my friend and me chatting and asked us why a couple of gringos were talking about Mexsploitation.
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 22/09/2026
the exterior of a drawer with a faceplate on it labeled "dollmaking supplies"the interior of a drawer. inside: a box of estradiol valerate, a syringe, an 18 and 23 gauge needle, two meijer brand alcohol swabs, a single 200mg progesterone pill, a bottle of progesterone cream, and tucked in the back, a paperback copy of warhound
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 22/09/2026
on that boymoder-to-bodymodder pipeline fr fr
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 21/09/2026
not saying which of my moots this is for, but it's for one of my moots.
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 20/09/2026
they're also an opportunity to dress up, which is also important for my mental and emotional health
a chubby, pale, middle-aged, bespectacled woman with long light green hair. she's wearing a long sleeve black mesh shirt, black bra, black skirt, and a black leather chest harness.
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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DonutShoes🍩👟 @donutshoes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chiptune is an environmentally conscious medium - we save game boys from becoming landfill. We're also a scene committed to human rights and protection of marginalized communities (see: many many chiptune charity comps), why throw that away to the energy guzzling + air pollution industry?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/09/2026
a femme person taking a selfie on a rainy parking structure. she’s wearing a black yugioh shirt, black hat, and a black windbreaker jacket with a “service dog” patch on it. her earrings today are old beige computer monitors with the windows do default wallpaper
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 16/09/2026
a femme person taking a selfie on a rainy parking structure. she’s wearing a black yugioh shirt, black hat, and a black windbreaker jacket with a “service dog” patch on it. her earrings today are old beige computer monitors with the windows do default wallpaper
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026
is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 15/09/2026
is she a boy? is she a girl? nobody can seem to agree! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but everyone CAN agree that she’s hot, and by golly the goalpost certainly looks better there, wouldn’t you agree?
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 14/09/2026
as an autistic dog, i definitely prefer my current state to having rabies imho
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For the return of Stained Glass Woman, join us and read about the internal Tug of War that's going on when reaction formation drives us to reject the things we want the very most--and also, on a bit more of a personal journey of coming-out. stainedglasswoman.substack.com/p/tug-of-war
stainedglasswoman.substack.com
Tug of War
What's going on when we reject what we want the most
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Proxy 👾🐱 @proxyglitchcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think if you look at me and think “sir” you should eat knives, if you say it out loud you should eat more knives
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 12/09/2026
feeling the urge to play majora’s mask again. despite its age, it remains my favorite Zelda game i dig a story about finding meaning in the small, intimate moments before the world ends about helping others, even if it won’t stop the sky from crashing down these days, the moon looms ever larger.
the couple in clock town at the end of the third day. they look to link as they say “we shall greet the morning…together”
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Lorelei Lee (they/them) @loreleilee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A thing I don't see enough in convos abt LLMs is how they egregiously misunderstand what writing is FOR. LLMs assume writing is primarily meant to be consumed by other people. But the actual act of producing language on the page is a process of DISCOVERY. It's a process of finding out what you think
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 11/09/2026
starting my yearly listen Album: News at 11 Artist: Cat System Corp Geometric Lullaby Records Picture Disk LP
a vinyl record player with a picture disc on it, with side A depicting the NYC skyline with the twin towers. the album cover sits behind it: a glossy, low rez close up of the american flag with the words “news at 11” on it
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 09/09/2026
yeah ngl, a book about a transvestigator would fuckin’ slap
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 07/09/2026
im playing pokopia for the first time tonight and i don’t understand why all my new pokéfriends are all calling me by my deadname (ditto) and not my chosen one, & then i found out u have to be good friends before a pokemon will call i by ur real name and man i was not ready for that kind of realism.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 07/09/2026
im playing pokopia for the first time tonight and i don’t understand why all my new pokéfriends are all calling me by my deadname (ditto) and not my chosen one, & then i found out u have to be good friends before a pokemon will call i by ur real name and man i was not ready for that kind of realism.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 06/09/2026
been falling asleep to old toonami reruns. woke up to the final fight between Perfect Cell and Gohan. good goddamn what a beautiful finale.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 05/09/2026
y’all, i get that u wanna show support for ur sports team, but i just think maybe wearing a yellow hanky in your pocket or at your waist might be sending mixed signals. either that or gen z is way more open with this stuff than my generation was. if so, good for them.
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erratrix @chiptune.gay · 05/09/2026
alright. about three hours left. one more annoying promo post for it. y'wanna get wild with it, prove you purchased the album before 3am PST and I'll link you to my NSFW account on here. works retroactively as well. hypnogram.bandcamp.com/album/autogy...
hypnogram.bandcamp.com
Autogynephilia - Collected Gameboy Works 2013-2026, by Hypnogram
36 track album
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Dr. Susan G (she/her) @madtownmama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How many women’s careers were sidelined or destroyed by this man, who was basically rewarded with a settlement and another prestigious job at a different university? captimes.com/news/educati...
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UW-Madison students, records detail investigation of professor
Dietram Scheufele resigned after investigators determined he had sexual relationships with two students and engaged in unwelcome sexual conduct with one.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/09/2026
considering wearing wigs, not for dysphoria reasons, but because i hate sharing a hair style with the most ghoulish, soulless creatures to ever walk the earth (tech entrepreneurs)
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/09/2026
what a lovely way to mark the end of an era and celebrate the beginning of a new one. $8 is a steal for this much killer chiptune music. you should probably tip on top of that. also fuck u, @chiptune.gay. even ur sketches are somehow pure gold. what an asshole. save some talent for the rest of us.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/09/2026
when i first heard you play, the ciggie i was smoking nearly dropped out my damn mouth, i was in such awe. your music is so beautifully singular. no one does it like u. if i could go back a decade and tell that lil egg that we’d be best friends, she’d say, “Wait, why do u have tits?”
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 04/09/2026
what a lovely way to mark the end of an era and celebrate the beginning of a new one. $8 is a steal for this much killer chiptune music. you should probably tip on top of that. also fuck u, @chiptune.gay. even ur sketches are somehow pure gold. what an asshole. save some talent for the rest of us.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 02/09/2026
From your lips to the Goddess' ears.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 02/09/2026
like, i'm sorry, but if you watched Camp Miasma and couldn't find the sexiness in it despite desperately searching for it, i feel like ur just telling on urself a wee bit.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/09/2026
the whole review is an exercise in Missing the Damned Point, but this is particularly egregious.
Also, there's a line that Billy says at one point, something to the effect of "you missed what those movies were about: flesh and fluid," which I agree with. But if you're going to say that, use really good-looking practicals for your gore!

Riley: Haha, right, what does it mean to make this whole big sexy thing out of slasher stuff but then not have the slasher stuff be... particularly sexy?

Chris: The sex scenes suck! I like sex scenes too! 

Riley: I think that for me, personally, sex isn't that interesting, and so when Kris is like "ah my big sex hangup!" I'm like... "yeah, sex is weird, whatever." But I mean good for Kris ending up with Gillian Anderson and having a whole big sex and blood thing, like that's fun!

Chris: I think that's part of why I'm frustrated. I also had a huge crush on Gillian Anderson as a kid, and working that out on the big screen with Einbinder should work on paper! I agree with the impulse, I just dislike the execution.  

Riley: Yeah, I thought if you're gonna do "weird relationship to media," I Saw The TV Glow did it in a way that felt a lot more relatable and affecting to me.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 01/09/2026
POV: what u see when i'm asked to present my ID to u.
a screenshot from yugioh depicting yugi standing at a counter and a computer monitor with yugi's duelist profile, including a picture of yami yugi scowling.
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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 31/08/2026
i'm increasingly annoyed that i have to transvestigate the menus at every new food stand/restaurant/etc for signs of AI image generation. i would rather you used clip art. or watermarked Getty stock photos. or an MS paint drawing. literally ANYTHING to signal that u put effort into what you make
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