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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 13h

Sure, they're about to be 3-2 with a 24-point loss to Northwestern, but at least Matt Campbell got them to repaint a section number in Beaver Stadium for a pedophile's boss!

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 13h

Hasan Piker is replacing Dave Portnoy on FOX's Big Noon Saturday

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 14h

Lmao Matt Campbell running Penn State into the ground and securing his own downfall. Multiple agendas of mine colliding and bringing each other to fruition. God bless chip kelly, you demented football goblin

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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 20h

Honestly, huge reason why I had to GTFO. Cushioning the blow for the audience. Couldn’t do what Herbstreit does here on whatever level, whatever topic. Sure, Herby gets millions to do this. My price tag was much lower, but I’d rather have my toenails pulled off than be disingenuous with you guys

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 22h

Not even remotely kidding this monologue should be a fireable offense

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 22h

If you're ever feeling a little too joyful about life and need to tone it down a bit, just think about how humans have been around for a million years and somehow you're forced to exist at the same time as Kirk Herbstreit

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 22h

Watson has TWENTY-SEVEN (27!) ACCUSERS, this isn't even a he said/she said case where they can pretend they don't have all the facts, this man is a serial abuser. Am I taking crazy pills?

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pal sent me the video, so....

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Latinos are like overwatch characters because they don't take fall damage" finally, our first sleepwalking president

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Blackhawks getting outshot by a margin of 2:1 in the opener, we are so back (derogatory)

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I shouldn't jinx this but there's a weirdly high chance that three of the most downtrodden fan bases in all of sports: the Bears, the White Sox, and West Ham, all win their respective leagues this season and if that happens I feel like I should start going to church or something

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

me when I detach a qt

Carl on his freshly mowed lawn pointing a shotgun at his neighbors lawn who are the aqua teens

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't give a shit if someone shows up to a job interview with iced coffee or not, but if your resume comes to me as a word doc and not a PDF you might as well have emailed me a video of you kicking my dog

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know, senator, there was once a man named Urban Meyer and he too made the humiliating mistake of overlooking the Hawkeyes

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Google finally killed Assistant and is forcing Android users to use Gemini instead and now the two tasks I actually used Assistant for: quickly translating WeChat / 小红书 conversations with friends and copying snippets of text from images, now take five times longer to do and are usually incorrect

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy to report that the bonkers photo choice is not clarified any further in the actual article

A news story about a new store opening using a picture from It, with a red balloon poking out of a sewer and the words "you'll float too".

The caption says "A red balloon tied to a storm drain at Falls Village Shopping Center in Raleigh, where Spirit Yoga & Fitness plans to open by January 2027. Raleighwood Cinema Grill"

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bears have the Mandate of Heaven. Prepare your bodies for Super Bowl MVP Tory Taylor

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did ESPN just run a graphic of a boat going underneath the Dave Matthews bridge?????

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just called Case Keenum old and then immediately realized I'm only 4 months younger than him

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Extremely funny to see Ashley Hinson distancing herself from Trump by pretending to have always been against the Iran war while still desperately clinging to his corpse like a remora and hoping he saves her doomed political career

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fuck are we gonna do with a steel mill lmao make the water in this state even more carcinogenic?

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've had this exact same injury and I don't think I've ever experienced anything quite as freaky as feeling my patella flying around in places it shouldn't be and then looking down and confirming that it's exactly where it feels like it is. Horrifying.

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of my most sincerely held beliefs is that having more than 3 people in your band is overkill and also that we shouldn't let men do the vocals

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Dr. Fruits R. Edible PhD @fruitsareedible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fingers crossed.

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not even close to being good enough. Not one person on that sideline showed an ounce of remorse and now that they realize it was a bad look they're treating it with the same seriousness as they would if he missed a team meeting

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The video of Gary Dolphin and Pat Angerer on the final play yesterday is so funny. For a minute there Dolph thought he was going to meet god

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See, the rest of you went to bed, and that means you didn’t get to see PJ Fleck smearing one of his players’ own blood on his face

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good time to remind everyone about the time Biff Poggi, who has never been employed by the university of Iowa, took the podium for a press conference in Iowa City because Phil Haddy shit the bed

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Descent from the Cross, by Rogier van der Weyden, 1435-38

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I cannot believe Ferentz's old ass FG attempt tomfoolery actually worked out. That's the power of the universe saying, "hey fuck Larry Ellison"

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026

Having defeated the time lord, Iowa should storm Michigan's field

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Iowa football: We're not here for a good time, we're here to drag your team down into hell until you lose the will to live

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/09/2026

New Mexico State medical staff trying out some bold new methods

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Can't believe this is how the Aggies handle muscle cramps!!

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Confidently reposting this without any idea what has actually happened

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lmao check out this tpusa fungus eating shit and almost pissing his pants when he tries to Kirkshame people

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026

sorry for the low quality photo, I had to zoom way in

Van with vanity license plate reading VANUSSY

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will never understand the Democratic desire to placate companies that donate 90% to Republicans and then throw them a pittance. Absolutely humiliating

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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What unhinged food item would you bring to a job interview as a power move? I think a prepackaged grocery store shrimp cocktail is the way to go.

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