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@bannedrandy.bsky.social
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“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!” - Doyle Hargraves “I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.” - Otis Spunkmeyer I just want to ride my bike. Lower Alabama

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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 8h
Weed at The Pig!
Display of Willie Nelson’s THC infused “tonic” in front of a cooler filled with various THC beverages with a sign advertising legal THC with the Piggly Wiggly logo on it.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 14h
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 9h
Loose Nuts Cycles. Atlanta, GA
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 9h
#AdjacentPostHappenstance @velospence.bsky.social
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shelleyenglish.bsky.social @shelleyenglish.bsky.social · 19h
Remembering Jamal Khashoggi who was murdered on October 2, 2018 by Saudi agents. karenattiah.substack.com/p/rememberin... @karenattiah.bsky.social
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h
This part
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 23h
Got some @lchupacabra.bsky.social style climbing in today. Made up for the flatness with 4 miles of trail with a bunch of deep sand sections.
Screenshot from Straggle™® showing a 23.2 mile bicycle ride on St George Island, Florida with 10 feet of climbing.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how AI is so powerful and world-changing that we constantly need to be convinced to use it
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a couple parrots on the causeway on our way to St George Island. The third and fourth we’ve seen since yesterday. This place is lousy with them.
Photo of the display of an SLR camera showing a pair of bald eagles sitting on a power line.
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Ghostly Anarchic Squid @leahanelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I worked on end-stage death penalty ligation in Alabama. After SCOTUS required prisoners to say how they want to be killed if not the way the state wants to kill them, I spent a lot of time researching how to kill people. Here’s the thing: It can look peaceful or it can be fast. Not both.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we are so back
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bwah ha ha 😂
Sarrah Bellus & @sarrah_bellus Tweeted

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?"
Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 30/09/2026
Sen. Hassan: "Do you think it's possible for the president to ever be wrong about something?"
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
liebe
Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just rolled into Apalachicola, Florida for the weekend. At least it’s not raining today.
Miss Martha the shrimp boat at sunset with pink clouds in the background. Franklin County Jail. Front of the hollowed out Apalachicola Ive Company building with a sunset sky through the windows with a bird flying by. One of two bald eagles we saw on the drive between Wewahitchka and Port St Joe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hero.
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 01/10/2026
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
“I am not afraid to die. I’m only nervous about the process.” Just an unbelievable failure of governing and the legal system and basic decency.
Before learning Monday that Lee would not be intervening in her case, Pike wrote in a letter to NBC News, shared by her spiritual adviser:
"Whether my clemency is granted or not, l am at peace."
"I am not afraid to die," wrote Pike, who has been on death row for more than three decades. "I'm only nervous about the process."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"For decades, we've provided election coverage that's based on in-depth political reporting by an experienced team of journalists backed by commentary from political leaders. But now we're throwing that aside so we can tell you what some of the most irredeemable uninformed gamblers are guessing."
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The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 01/10/2026
ID expired? Under 70, it counts up to four years past expiration. 70 or older, any expiration works. Can't reasonably get a photo ID? Bring a supporting document, like a utility bill or paycheck, and sign a form at check-in.
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The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 01/10/2026
Today's News Brief: Texas voter ID, explained. Seven forms count, including a Texas driver license, Texas ID card, handgun license, U.S. passport and military ID with photo.
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mangled fluorescent flex post on a bike lane with tire tracks behind
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
me watching this without sound: nope, too big. snuggly? apparently. but terrifyingly big. big as hell me watching this with sound: that's just a lil guy
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Et tu, you motherfucker?
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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⭕️Bailedwiththehay @chunkymilkshake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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batski @babski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when people come in and say they asked chatgpt some shit about the bike they should get for their kid I feel bad for their kid
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Ouaquaga on Chenango @jnxouaquaga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Narwhal: por qué no los dos?
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s your periodic reminder that Howard Lutnick is still Commerce secretary despite blatantly lying to the public about his personal and business ties with child molester Jeffrey Epstein.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The trough of pitcher plants at the arboretum were going off today!
My bike parked behind a trough of pitcher plants
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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So: is it OK to bring iced coffee to the orgy or nah?
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Michael Bazaco @mcbazacophd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve reached that time of year where I have an internal struggle about which annoys me more: 1. anatomically inaccurate decorative skeletons 2. people who are outraged about decorative skeletons being anatomically inaccurate.
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Ned Boulting @nedboulting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
German Eurosport (I am on my travels) just used the following phrase: "Tadej Pogačar will have been so pleased to see his teammate win, who, race after race, rips his arsehole out in the services of others."
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 27/09/2026
My wife: did you ever play that game "Eat, murder, fuck"? Me: I don't think that's how it goes.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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JD Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.al.com/politics/202... #furry #tuberville #bats#itcrazy
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