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Hieronymus Bob

@hieronymusbob.bsky.social
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I like to make things. Sometimes they are good.

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Hieronymus Bob @hieronymusbob.bsky.social · 4h
On the one hand this sounds like marketing bollocks "Look how certain we are our product will cure cancer. Money please." On the other there are some truly mental people working in AI
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 8h
A lot of people who really ought to know better¹ seem to be taking "omg, the British benefit system gives you a car for having gluten intolerance" at face value. ¹ for example anyone who works for the wall street journal
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The dirty secret is that rich people need to live in politically stable regimes in order to keep their wealth. They will piss and moan about taxes, but they will not flee en masse. They like paved roads and not being kidnapped too much.
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14h
‘Quentin Tarantino’s first play’ feels less of a sales pitch than a cutting insult a particularly savage English teacher might give
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I loathe the word identity. An Identity is never an objective category. It is a deeply personal& emotional choice. If you want to explore that for yourself, fine. But the moment you try imposing your definitions on others and sort people into categories, I, as a historian&a German, get v.nervous.“
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i love having to download an app to use a spoon
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How soon can the plague get here?
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Heather Stewart @guardianheather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A £6bn tax cut that creates a perverse incentive for older people to *upsize* is not a good policy - www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Badenoch’s inheritance tax gambit makes no economic sense
The Tory leader’s proposal to slash the tax would shovel £6bn of taxpayer money to the already-wealthy
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We really did just break a bunch of climate records this year, we really do face hybrid attacks from Russia every day, race relations really have got worse.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 07/10/2026
[poignant music]
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There will never be enough quality candidates for a rightwing party if you make it a condition for entry that you sign up to a position that almost everyone earning above 70k disagrees with:
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Laura Ashe @lauraashe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, so now you can't be a seagull and British?
News headline "Britons lose £171 million worth of food a year to seagulls"
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I liked computers more back in the days when you clicked to save a file and the next day there was every chance you'd be able to find it again.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. Please fuck off techcrunch.com/2026/10/01/a...
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Audible's new features let you explore book worlds — and use AI to talk to characters | TechCrunch
Audible is rolling out new features that help listeners keep track of characters, explore places and imagery mentioned in books, and even interact with characters using generative AI.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dutch government started replacing Windows and Office by its own Linux and open-source suite called MijnBureau (My office) to cut ties with Microsoft.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia: This is a game of duplicity, double bluffs and mind games. The traitors will sit amongst you, like cuckoo's eggs in the nest of a mother bird, impossible to identify Richard E. Grant: *Cackling like the Joker and stroking a cat* #CelebrityTraitors
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a video going round the other place of Ed Balls explaining compound interest to George Osborne in the context of the Triple Lock and you can *see* Osborne go “ohhhh” and it made me want to throw my phone at the wall.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much a RTX 5090 video card would cost for my new PC build <Bleeds from eyes>
Amazon listing for an MSI Geforce 5090 32G video card priced at £5,799.99
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is undoubtedly true and I think a lot of companies have bet heavily on IP on the mistaken understanding that there are "forever" characters or acts, when they're subject to quite rapid decay.
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sianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The rate of ectopic pregnancy deaths in states with abortion bans is nearly double that in states where abortion is legal.” That stat should shame every anti abortionist in the world.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the makers of "Insect Lives" and "Creatures with Jobs":
A rubbish movie poster for: TOY FILM.  Along with this title and the words "only in a selected cinema" we see the two main characters. They are toys that have come to life, if you can imagine such a thing. One is The Long Cowboy, the other is Bob Spaceman. Both have a passing similarity to Woody and Buzz from some other film, but a bit more haunted and, well, rubbish. The Long Cowboy is saying "i am full of snakes" and Bob Spaceman is saying "let's gooooo ... to space!"
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/09/2026
do they maybe need someone to play guitar and also shoot fire on top of a truck while being held aloft by some sort of bungee cord, asking for a friend
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've always believed Monkey Island would be the easiest game to translate into film. And look at Purcell's art!! What are we even doing here, man.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👍 🧠🔫
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two MRPs show Labour losing 100 plus seats and their majority and still everyone is going “DOES THIS MEAN EARLY ELECTION???”
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Life of Brian: He Is the Messiah!
ALT: Life of Brian: He Is the Messiah!
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘This is playing into his hands’/‘this will allow him to play the martyr card’/‘this will help with his fundraising’ are all really bad takes. Criminals should be arrested and charged with crimes.
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Knitting Cat @dameknittingcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not enough.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys the budget has been leaked!
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my wife and I disagree on the pronunciation of a type of antelope and then David Attenborough says it my way on the documentary:
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, any time now would be good. If it's not too much trouble
Headline: "‘Outright racist’ Daniel Thomas will face full force of law over any crimes, says home secretary"
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If the BBC want comedy sketches that ‘work today’, maybe they should commission some new sketch shows?
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, fuck you, instant cancellation.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 19/09/2026
I think it should be a source of deep embarrassment – and perhaps even shame – that Rishi Sunak has spoken out on this before Andy Burnham has.
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