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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
the last showing of Odyssey in imax 70mm tomorrow evening vs friday evening's imax showing of Digger
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨Hades: Developing Hell RETURNS🕹️ In the first episode of our second season we talk to the team @supergiantgames.bsky.social about the decision to finally make a sequel to one of their games. WATCH: youtu.be/UWFfmD8n-xA
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Why Supergiant Games Chose to Make a Sequel to Hades - Developing Hell II
YouTube video by /noclip
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/09/2026
one thing Primetime has me thinking about is how the huge billion dollar epic movie of the year in God's Perfect 70mm just grabbed me so much less than the scrappy, often intentionally-shitty-looking movie about some weird news freak from 20 years ago
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/09/2026
i first realized robert pattinson was actually cool when he put dry pasta and aluminum foil in the microwave and blew it up while on a zoom call with a journalist
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PRIMETIME, which portrays Chris Hansen as a twisted egomaniac, is really good. It’s also the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Hansen, who has long turned child sexual abuse into a spectacle centering himself—at the expense of actual victims. spitfirenews.com/p/chris-hans...
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Chris Hansen was never the hero
On 'Primetime' and the real child abuse investigations that Hansen led astray.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/09/2026
Hansen wanted to end the commercial by reminding audiences that what they were about to see in Primetime was “a Hollywood fantasy version” of what actually happened, according to sources. But there were concerns about possible blowback from A24, and the line was removed.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/09/2026
Primetime, now that’s a fuckin movie
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
did you know that gambling is the addiction with the highest suicide rate? one in five individuals with severe gambling disorder attempt to take their own life pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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mike @schneider.coffee · 26/09/2026
this is amazing
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Hades in Concert - 'Ballads of the Underworld' (Concert Video)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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dmlat @iatethebones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the toddlers at this wedding is getting a crazy fit off. I gotta know where he got the short sleeve button down with trains on it
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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mike @schneider.coffee · 25/09/2026
unironically love seeing The OA make this list. that show was so charmingly insane. nothing else like it
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/09/2026
Craft subreddit bans Harry Potter projects: aftermath.site/craft-subreddi...
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hades: Developing Hell returns. Death to Chronos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Km...
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Hades Developing Hell II - Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by /noclip
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mike @schneider.coffee · 24/09/2026
two weeks until puzzle day. i have defeated the puzzle man (and his many talented colleagues) twice before and i will do it again
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
man northernlion addressing his stream and being incredibly vulnerable and mature is weirdly inspiring
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The phrase “continuing our reset” strains the metaphor, the whole point of a reset is you press a button and it happens. But Microsoft may be thinking about it like Windows 11 where you have to install a bunch of shitty updates and it restarts like 3 times.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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mike @schneider.coffee · 18/09/2026
let a Dodge Ram into my lane and he acted like it was the first time anyone has ever done that. immediately regretted it
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's so fucked up that Half Life Alyx is like a perfect game.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
another thing is that the film was visibly physically degraded from 3 months of 4x daily showings. i don’t know enough about film projection to know how typical that is or whose fault it is but it didn’t seem ideal
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mike @schneider.coffee · 14/09/2026
the odyssey was fine. i apologize for the delay in bringing you this opinion, our 70mm IMAX theater has been sold out for three months
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mike @schneider.coffee · 09/09/2026
salute to Sean and the Hello Games team for ten years of free updates to No Man’s Sky. i am still amazed at the technical achievement of this game. we’ve seen huge studios try and fail to achieve things that this tiny studio managed to pull off
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a quick tutorial. Watch in full screen landscape so you don’t miss any tips! ❌⭕️❌⭕️
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/09/2026
my group finally finished Big Walk tonight. what an amazing game. i don't even know what to say about it. every single decision they made while making it was the perfect decision. thank you @househouse.com
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mike @schneider.coffee · 04/09/2026
the new iapetus album is sounding amazing, man
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Iapetus - The Mother Void (ft. Fabienne Erni) - OFFICIAL AUDIO
YouTube video by Willowtip Records
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mid-to-late 30s guy @higham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A green Doritos bag picturing aTaiwanese man in a leather jacket holding a green dorito chip in his left hand. His right hand points at you.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 02/09/2026
they need to give us the taiwanese coriander doritos. i need to be able to buy a party size bag of coriander doritos from a normal store and eat the entire thing myself
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 30/08/2026
I’m in @sfchronicle.com writing about how the last six weeks we’ve been talking about transgender women’s eligibility to play in the WNBA and women’s sports at large…without any input from trans women at all (gift link):
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Trans athletes never took over women’s sports. So why is the WNBA in an uproar?
OPINION: The staged freakout over trans women athletes has been sustained by incurious journalists and bad actors. There’s a debate to be had, but start with inviting actual trans people to it.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 29/08/2026
its crazy that these two amazing super-indie "overwhelmingly positive" movement-centric leaderboard first-person games came out on the same day. chris is right, they are both amazing
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VHOLUME And CICADAMATA" Make A Meal Of Movement
In a season full of big budget releases, VHOLUME and CICADAMATA” challenge you to master movement.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/08/2026
you can tell from the Social Reckoning trailer that aaron sorkin really just wishes he could make the Newsroom again. and as a long-time sorkin hater all i want is for him to be back on HBO doing the most annoying crap he can imagine
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mike @schneider.coffee · 17/07/2025
looking at the moon while eating Doritos and thinking about all the other people in the world looking at the same moon and eating Doritos
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mike @schneider.coffee · 28/08/2026
that beer didn't exist until you grabbed it dude. i saw that. i'm watching you like a hawk, get your act together
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mike @schneider.coffee · 27/08/2026
i’m the guy who records all the footage for GTA trailers. yeah man of course I drive the speed limit and stop at traffic lights when I play GTA. it’s illegal to run a red light dude. that’s dangerous
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only video game hardware maker to do this, as far as I'm aware...
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today at 3pm pacific, 6 eastern. See you there!
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Messhof @messhof.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blood Dungeon is OUT NOW on Steam, Xbox Series, Windows Store, Game Pass, Switch 1+2, and PlayStation 5! RTs very much welcome. I love you. #boneup blooddungeon.com youtu.be/rmbXDEdb6Y0
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Blood Dungeon: Release Trailer
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 25/08/2026
the thing about indie games is that if someone designs one single game I love, I’ll get whatever they make for the rest of their lives and pretty much always have a good time. people are so attached to ip but imo you really gotta know the creators.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 25/08/2026
segments of this gremlins 2 edit do things that i didn't know it was even possible to do. it is an absolute blast
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molly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
G2.22 is now on Archive.org :) Download for best quality Gremlins 4Eva
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G2.22
18 Radical Video Editors from @aesnos.bsky.social rebuild GREMLINS 2 into a freakish new hybrid of a film. Unlimited chaos. Unlimited Gremlins.Premiered February 22, 2026Captain: Molly MichelsonEditor...
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Jank @jank.cool · 25/08/2026
Vholume is so good it will deprive you of oxygen. www.jank.cool/vholume-revi...
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal. Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pleased to report that Blood Dungeon fucking rules aftermath.site/blood-dungeo...
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Man, Blood Dungeon Rips
Blood Dungeon is an escalating panic attack full of troubling creatures and atypical Drum and Bass that's a blast to play.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 23/08/2026
the $100 version of GTA is a joke. for some reason people keep spreading the lie that if you want "to get everything" you have to pay $100. like every AAA digital deluxe edition, it's just a few in-game items, it's not actual game content. it's effectively a donation to rockstar
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Vholume is a very special game.
Several screenshots of impossible architecture
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