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Agnes Forrester

@agnesfm.bsky.social
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sentient writing algorithm | media critic | words @ www.rummagist.com | Melb, AUS

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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 2h
I really like covers in different languages to the original. This Italian version of an English song brings some 90s sophistication to an 80s classic.
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Fiorello - Non ti lascerò
YouTube video by TwoBottles
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 4h
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 4h
TRASH NIGHT (the best night) is back at Static Vision! All the cool kids are gonna be there. Come see a fucked-up movie, or three, or more...
Heavily distorted rainbow skeleton jpg with the Trash Night lineup on it.
15/10 "nu cam rip classic"
22/10 The Living Grave + White Lady (1987)
29/10 Planet of the Vampires
5/11 Incident at Loch Ness
14/11 "Trash Day: Into the Abyss"Trash Night Melb insta post: Static Vision is awake and Trash Night will return 15 October with a new season of freaky funky film cult classics, kicking off with a free screening of a hit new viral film. 

Come see the new most successful underground movie of all time (probably) in the best format possible: a cam rip, enjoyed with company at the wilds of SVHQ. A new season of cinema is afoot!

15/10 doors open 6:30 pm, movie start 7 pm
Runtime ~90 mins
Static Vision HQ, 47 Melville Rd Brunswick West

This session will kick off Trash Night 2026, with invigorating screenings every two weeks until we climb the mountain to Trash Day: Into the Abyss on Saturday November 14.

Follow our newsletter link in bio for more info on these and other screenings to come from Trash Night and many more.
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 6h
I'm making a playlist about 'fakes' and I need recommendations. What's your favourite cover version? What's the best song from a fictional band? What's your favourite song that's clearly trying to sound like someone else?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 8h
in his film "the visit" there is a point at the very end where a little boy child actor does a rap that recounts the plot and in that instance sitting there watching that i felt really strongly that it was the worst movie id ever seen in my life
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 7h
Sorting donations at work. You never know what you're going to see! (I knew exactly what I was going to see)
Cardboard box for an Alessi "plissé" kettle. These go for like $140 full retail.A beat up old Kmart jug inside the cardboard box. Bit of a jump with that upgrade!
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 15h
explains why nobody is buying one
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21h
sometimes you see a post roasting someone hateful for being ugly and it’s like we cannot come for the fascists for being slightly overweight and balding there wouldn’t be anyone left on bluesky by the end of the week
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 30/09/2026
Aldi is to be congratulated for helping young Australians get ready for their future.
Photo of a boxed toy labelled Little Town Delivery Driver Role-play Vest", illustrated with the vest itself, an ID card on a lanyard, phone, bar code scanner, cap, and miniature cardboard cartons. For ages 3+.
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
calling myself a filmmaker because the social media video I'm working on has a 15:1 shoot ratio
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahhhg the brick i was holding has gone rogue
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
thinking about the success of partly government-funded Canadian TV show Heated Rivalry
My tweet from June 2020. "Looking forward to Screen Queensland's AI-driven Wattpad analysis telling them the people are crying out for enemies-to-lovers urban fantasy about two boys who are also princes"
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Every headline about Heated Rivalry is "why TV should take risks" or "the surprise hit: gay hockey boys" when there is nothing risky or surprising about it at all.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze
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Zander Hulme ~♪ 🔜 MIGW @zander.supertonic.au · 29/09/2026
I can't find any guides on flying with a film camera in Australia... I want to take photos in Melbourne but I don't want my whole roll X-rayed going each way :/
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Josh W @mariobones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Layoffs
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tony Froth explains the Reserve Bank (Newstopia, 2008)
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The risk in working at an op shop is you keep buying stuff at the op shop
Marx Brothers DVD box set. A Night at the Opera, Room Service, At the Circus, A Night in Casablanca, A Day at the Races, Go West, The Big Store.Criterion collection DVD of Orson Welles' Mr Arkadin (Confidential Report).Criterion Collection DVD box set, Jean Cocteau's Orphic Trilogy.Blu rays and 4ks: In The Heat of the Night (4K), Isle of Dogs, Rope (4k), Gaga's A Star is Born, The Florida Project.
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brainstorming my plans for summer. I think I'd like to be besotted
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dakota Johnson continues to distance herself from Madame Web. makes me sad. the ensuing centuries will vindicate my position that it's a seminal work
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the best part of the footy was when Wharfius said "it's wharfie time" and wharfed all over those guys
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At work so can't watch the game but GO FREO. As a Carlton supporter this is 'no flags since 95' solidarity.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Sacred Heart "grand vinyl day" event haul. Hoping my good finds cosmically balance out my awful ones.
CDs resting on a shirt with an electric guitar print:
Stepping Out, the very best of Joe Jackson
Odelay, Beck
Prolonging the Magic, Cake
Hot Potatoes, the best of Devo
Hampsterdance the cartoon hamster novelty album that I've always hated but it was $5.Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me tee with Bob's face, presumably custom-printed through Redbubble or similar. $7.
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I'm taking from this is there's never been a better time to be a 6 on a good day
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fender: check out our spanking new fender custom shop vintage road dog series… every painstakingly applied feature has been intended to replicate the exact type of wear a real working guitar will have. The finish on the back of the neck is smoothly worn down between the first and twelfth fret
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our master craftspeople have painstakingly applied Fender brand finger gunk™ and roadie snot™ to all hardware. The strap has been imbued with actual genuine imitation stale beer smell! Actual strap not included!!
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I wish journos would call generative "AI" it what it is—buggy computer software with a high error rate—instead of allowing the 'hallucination' line deliberately run by the tech companies involved to pretend their products have thoughts.
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't wait for dozens of these to be generously "donated" to my op shop from January through to April
A facebook post from "Amy budget bestie", an influencer I've never heard of, sharing an $18 Kmart shirt with a stupid sexy Flanders Christmas print. Also it's not the point of my post but this account is almost definitely doing undeclared Kmart sponcon. This is just what I was presented with by the FB algorithm after I went to browse Marketplace.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nice to see prime minister is putting his foot down and making it clear that if you hack the Australian government, he will say it is ‘concerning’ then roll over and continue with his plans to change the law so you can steal from Aussie artists
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Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Met some pensioners from Perth on the tram and they told me all about how Flinders Street Station was built before British colonisation, and that the government is hiding the truth from us.
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Noah Love @noahlove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The MPAA has rated You Can See Everything R for, uh, what's this now?
You Can See Everything - Rated R for language and some
graphic nudity. #56066
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sep 23rd 1975 - After learning he was being fired due to poor ratings, newscaster Howard Beale announced during a live broadcast, that he will take his own life on next week's live broadcast. 📽️📅 Network (1976)
4 Screenshots from the move "Network" (1976): First, a news anchor in a suit behind a desk with a large clock behind him. Subtitles read "I would like, at this point, to announce that I will be retiring from this programme." Second, a man in a control room watches multiple television screens showing the news anchor. Subtitles read "Since this show was the only thing I had going for me in my life." Third, the man in the control room continues to watch the screens. Subtitles read "- I have decided to kill myself. - So, what'd she say?" Fourth, the man in the control room continues to watch the screens. Subtitles read "I'm going to blow my brains out, right on this programme, a week from today."
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
Tubi truly is like if the Criterion closet was inside of a gas station
Screenshot of Tubi's Sci-fi & Fantasy section, showing posters for Lupin III and the Castle of Cagliostro, The Man With Two Brains, Sharks N Da Hood, Disciples and The Huddsucker Proxy
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Backing up my phone photos so I don't lose my precious memories of unusually pink sunset, dog I saw outside a shop, or fancy ice cream I tried one time
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Glenn Charlie Dunks @glenncharliedunks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was in Darwin last week and had a wonderful six days swimming in pools at the waterfalls and with crocs. 2 big questions remain: 1. Why was Eagle Eye Cherry’s “Save Tonight” the song that I heard played the most on local radios and at fairs? 2. Why is there a womenswear store called INFIDELITY?!?
Storefront called Infidelity.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 22/09/2026
Film studios shun women, but men make them less money, report shows
abc.net.au
Film studios shun women but men make them less money, report shows
A new report reveals movies by female screenwriters are often overlooked for financial opportunities even though they make studios more money than those written by their male counterparts.
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 22/09/2026
Terry Denton, children's author and illustrator behind Treehouse series, dies aged 76
abc.net.au
Breaking: Treehouse illustrator Terry Denton dies aged 76
Australian children's author and illustrator Terry Denton, best known for his work on the popular Treehouse series, has died at the age of 76, his literary agency and publisher have announced.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
I hate when I’m hit with a weapon or elemental damage type that corresponds to my weakness
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
If I show up breathless at your door, looking nervously over my shoulder and pleading “Please hide me, I’ll explain later,” please hide me. I’ll explain later.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
woman who only knows Resident Evil for the big hat vampire lady, watching Resident Evil (2026): hmm not getting a lotta big hat vampire lady vibes…
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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ally @allyhennessy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FREAKON TICKETS AT 12PM www.eventbrite.com/e/freakon-20...
eventbrite.com
FREAKON 2026 - THE INVISIBLE HAN D
FREAKON is back, somehow
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