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@beefo.bsky.social
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im beef. dublin-based rat woman. i like music and bikes and sewing and going on the computer

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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should call it Chat BBL - because it's a big load of ass !!
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chromecast audio working again ! !
the red shouter
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you were a teenage girl in the early oughts you knew exactly how prevalent this sort of stuff was
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
flooded pc fully operational even the drives that got soaked let's goooooo
healthy drives
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
woken up by man peeling eggs
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
museum catalogues are dope, it's like the skyrim loading screen irl
photo of a page in a museum catalogue from the underwater archaeology museum in Cartagena Spain, showing a fucked up hand statue with snakes and guess and shit on the fingers
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i love having 2 pints and doing nice boomer comments on people's tiktok. your shirt looks great !! this video was really funny!!!
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IT WORKS
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
she's just like me fr
Clarice from home movies
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
doing some crime scene investigation for my PC that was flood damaged. I can tell how high the water got inside bc theres a high water mark of dust on the case fan cover 😭😭
the front of a pc case that has dusty mesh except for a few inches at the bottomA pc with masking tape around about 10cm around the base
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
comic, softside, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/soft...
a man in a suit and hat, carrying a briefcase is home from work (walking in the front door). he looks very happy to be home. a computer in another room (not visible to him yet) has a message on its screen:
dear john:
i've left you
for a man who
doesn't own a
computer
.....hilda
caption below:
"hi, hilda - i'm home! bring my dinner to me at the computer!"
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 05/09/2026
they’re creating libs on Bluesky like nothing I’ve ever seen before. we’re at lib 3.0 out here
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
trolley problem but it's one guy vs all pelicans
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
how about all 3 😏💅
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Barry Lyndon they shoulda never gave you money. They'll kill your Irish ass Barry Lyndon
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Suki DN ♡ @gardevoir.online · 03/09/2026
Right now is the ideal time to ask the most annoying people in your office an extremely important, time sensitive question, ideally in front of management or their direct report
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
buy frogs online
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
computer find password manager ( non racist)
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
legendary charity shop pull
pint glass of the Irish traction engine group
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
is it worth getting oblivion for the switch or will it run like dogshit
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
can't believe this game is real holy shit
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text:
it is now safe to turn off your game boy color!
(pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 28/08/2026
Bro you smell like Puke's Brother
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hitman mod where he just tickles everyone 😇
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/08/2026
i have a heart condition that requires i eat PIZZA and WINGS tonight! And oh yeah....I'm Not Leaving The Motherfucking House!
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 15/08/2026
•smappen
Oalley becomes smappen
Great news for you, our users! Oalley becomes smappen.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Love these guys
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cúchulainn is Goku . you have to get Goku
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 30/07/2026
When I say being under the age of 40 in the UK feels like being trapped in a snow globe on your grandparents’ mantle, I mean stuff like an FT columnist asking “Did you get that Monty Python joke?” when I know a single Conor O’Malley video would send him into a sputtering reactionary frenzy.
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Message alert from Piss Girl ✨️:
is my name still piss girl in your phone?
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if instead of being asked not to use AC on a 100-degree day, you were suddenly unable to create an image of yourself riding a log flume with a photorealistic Crash Bandicoot.
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
any excuse to bring up this classic
David milliband with a banana
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a vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
vulnerable on the tl: i am so bad at buying cigarettes and i will only do it if someone tells me EXACTLY what kind they need. none of the phrasing feels normal in my mouth and i am too naive to even improvise something believable. and it MATTERS. there are so many colors and styles i get scared
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
UP MAYO ¡
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
went to check out the local polish shop, my shorts caught on a wooden crate of cherries and spilled like 4kg all over the floor 🫠
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i thinke all those handsome boys had a great time
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WHAT IS GOING ON
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