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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
But Doctor, I am the liberal Joe Rogan
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12/11/2024
One annoying thing about historical research is looking up how long it took to get from A to B in the US by train in 1880 and then looking it up now and realizing it was faster in 1880.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Ginger ale is not "called" ale, becaue ale is a type of beer, such as ginger ale. Thanks Google!
A screenshot of a Google AI overview for ginger ale
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#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse.bsky.social · 22/05/2017
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2024
it’s pretty crazy that trump was best friends with jeffrey epstein for minimum 10 years and elon musk introduced his brother to epstein and dated someone he met through epstein and RFK jr is on record to admitting being on the lolita express at least two times
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
tl;dr Argentine ant super colonies marching to war in North America!! (best read to oneself in a 1930s news reel voice) Here is one link: www.forbes.com/sites/quora/...
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The Largest Animal War In History Is Happening Right Beneath Our Feet
Do animals fight wars, and if so, what was the largest war? This question was originally answered on Quora by Suzanne Sadedin.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The Sun, by Edvard Munch, 1911
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Mercator size vs. true country size by @neilrkaye.bsky.social
This map shows how the Mercator projection distorts the size of many countries.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/11/2024
Sound on lmao
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
As if everything isn’t bad enough, I have to see the New Yorker calling it his “reëlection”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/11/2024
“the American obsession with seeing oneself as a victim devoid of any agency is rotting us from the inside out.”
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Antisocial Goods
Doxxing, morality plays, black and white thinking, and punishment
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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
In retrospect, anybody who has attempted to drive the speed limit in a school zone should have had a good idea about how selfish most Americans are
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Gavin Buckingham @drgbuckingham.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I'm calling it - this is the most extraordinary thing I've seen on the internet
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue operator: sir could you please repeat that me: it would seem that high-rise honch
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/11/2024
it's dropped www.thedailybeast.com/listen-to-th...
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Listen To The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: “I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend”
Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the Lolita Express.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/11/2024
"kamala harris will protect your right to disagree with her" is something i haven't really heard from another surrogate and i find it genuinely compelling?
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 02/11/2024
Yes I said yes I will yes get you in this 2022 GMC Sierra today
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Share this shit far and wide. Trump voter told to take off his hat, calls the poll worker a bitch, throws his hat then puts his hands on her and needs to be held back by other people. Needs to be an ad. If Trump wins this will be every interaction we have in public from them.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon
Screenshot of tweet: 
[Rod Dreher forehead avi]
Rod Dreher
@roddreher
Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon. This is true. He told me about it a year ago. Terrifying stuff.
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Monica H Green @monicamedhist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
In case folks are reading this NYT piece as part of their Halloween festivities, note this major fail: "The 1st recorded emergence occurred in the 14th century during the siege of Kaffa, a Genoese trading port in Crimea, where the Mongols reportedly catapulted disease-ridden corpses over the walls."
Opening page from a New York Times article: "Was Stone Age Scandinavia Struck by Plague? New research by geneticists hints at the deadly work of Yersinia pestis 5,000 years ago." Below is a photo of an excavated burial site, with a human skull visible.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 24/10/2024
If you use "things in which this guy is the local TV news anchorman" as your focal point, then Scarface, Blue Thunder, Beverly Hills 90201, Murder She Wrote, The Golden Girls, and Rocky all take place in the RoboCop universe.
Two images of actor Mario Machado as newscasters in Blue Thunder and RoboCop.
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Mister P. Paintbrush @pickmanpaintbrush.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm well over half way reading and writing about all of Stephen King's novels (plus other bits) in publication order. It's a hobby. horrorinclined.wordpress.com/stephenkingr...
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The Stephen King Reading List
The Man, The Myth, The Machine – Stephen King In the year 2021, I decided to read or reread every Stephen King novel in publication order (or as close to), with as many of the books as I coul…
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
The Angel Restrains Abraham from Sacrificing Isaac, by Jacob Franquart, 1616, 📸 by @albello55
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Martyn Wendell Jones @martynwendell.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Don’t miss out on @jreimr.bsky.social's generous critical review for @thebulwark.bsky.social of philosopher Charles Taylor’s new book about philosophy, poetry, and the search for a balm for the wound of modern alienation. It will repay your attention. www.thebulwark.com/p/lost-in-th...
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Lost in the Forest of Symbols
Charles Taylor’s big-hearted, misshapen book on philosophy, poetry, and our never-ending quest to heal the wound of modern alienation.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Let's watch that silly ass two point conversion play by the Giants with the Mannings and Bill Cowher
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Another classic AVC concept revived. Keep a-goin'!
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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
"Mundane Halloween" returns! It's that time of year again, when Japanese website @dailyportalz holds its annual contest to dress up as something super ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2024 contest!
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Tyrique Stevenson was taunting Commanders fans as ball was snapped then he ran over and tipped the ball up to Noah Brown (🎥: joe_abdo/X)
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i believe this is an important image in our postmodern age
a small kei truck beside a cybertruck
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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Whoever decided "a" or "the" should be replaced with "that" should be shot
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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
NFL analysts when they're saying something for the first time: And again,
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Stephen Thomas Erlewine @sterlewine.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Terrible news: the great Phil Lesh, one of the founding members of the Grateful Dead, died today at the age of 84.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
no atou, by Henry Taylor, 2023
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
2017 qanon guys: obama. 5 letters. 5 sides to the Pentagon. a shape children learn. children. theyre trafficking children for occult sacrifice. its in plain sight. theyre laughing at us trump to literally any magazine in the 90s: boy i sure love my horny best friend jeff epstein
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
brain completely gone
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Mistakes happen! If you forget to insert that one sentence in a paragraph the solution is easy. Just draw a dude in a hood and he will pull the missing text to the right place with a piece of rope! Walters Ms. W.102 Book of Hours, late 13th/early 14th C. www.thedigitalwalters.org/Data/Walters...
A figure in a late medieval manuscript drawn on a margin. They are pulling a missing piece of text on a rope and pointing to a place where it should be inserted.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
“Skipping like a dipshit” can be sung to the tune of “sitting on a park bench” from Jethro Tull’s “Aqualung,” the man has untold levels of Dad Magick
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/10/2024
the universe is giving you an opportunity to vote against a guy who admires hitler and call me a shitlib or whatever i think you should take it www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’
The Republican nominee’s preoccupation with dictators, and his disdain for the American military, is deepening.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
If you've never heard a penguin being tickled, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
How Elderly Dementia Patients are Unwittingly Fueling Political Campaigns One dementia patient gave nearly half a million dollars to Trump and others. Messages arrive at an unrelenting pace directing them to automated donation sign-ups. Money is drained from bank accounts without them realizing.
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How elderly dementia patients are unwittingly fueling political campaigns
A CNN investigation reveals how deceptive political fundraising has misled hundreds of elderly Americans.
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
If it’s almost Halloween, then it’s time for my annual reminder that Marcia Brady does not know how to pronounce “werewolves.”
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S.J. Pearce @homophonous.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
It’s not even Halloween yet!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/10/2024
By request, an isolated and HQ copy of one of the greatest calls in history OH NO
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I never got these comments. He’s not a cultural elite, but—unlike 99% of GOP officeholders—he doesn’t even pretend to have WWC habits: no hunting, no shooting guns, no hoodies, no pickup truck. He adores Andrew Lloyd Weber. Other than food prefs, just an unrelatable, merely aspirational lifestyle.
With President Trump, these campaign stops feel authentic for a few reasons:
He genuinely loves McDonald's (same here).
And, though he's rich, he's culturally blue-collar-this is a guy who jams to Elvis, not Daphnis et Chloé.
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Hartenstein's Monster @heygiorgy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Thanks Mets, that was a fun season
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