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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀

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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bung of low
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
peak of boo
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Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This just in: I am hearing from my sources that yesterday evening, Muncher passed away quietly, surrounded by friends and family, after experiencing complications from impacted bowels. RIP Muncher 2021-2026.
RIP Muncher the ghost
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
huck el bear re: Fn
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
chug of lug
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you’re THRAKKing… who’s driving?!?!
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
By 1985 he would have been putting out gated-drums-and-chimes bullshit to put Jefferson Starship to shame 🫡
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first words out of Eric Bloom’s mouth on the first track of Blue Öyster Cult’z first record are “With Satan’s hog…”, and I think that’s beautiful
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
massive chew shits
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guy who only likes the Tony Martin era
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jug of low
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do you even THRAK bro?
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy release day to all who celebrate
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If THRAKKING is wrong, I don’t want to be right
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
crack, our bear El
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Da Knee, Da Veto
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bob of Booey
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
josé maría ponce 🖼️
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bob of Yog of
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a Larry Cornell Stan account
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Arson E. O’Hall
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
War in Z. Vaughan
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I Need You Tonight is a Night Hit
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Raw Bart Danny Row
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ursul Of Kayla Gwynne
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hind of Ken
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sell of fein
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
fill dawn of hew
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who is a better drummer Lars or Philly Joe Jones
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
cootermaxxing goes crazy
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Robert, Pat, and Son
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it’s prog rock all the way down my boy
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
freaky crap in your area
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Watching "For A Few Dollars More", a movie that dares asks "Is there a cooler person than Clint Eastwood in a poncho?" and it answers "Yeah Lee Van Cleef dressed as a preacher".
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nice knot. Gordian?
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sir, this is a Wingstop
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Raw Briner @heardyoulooking.bsky.social
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
<Salt Peanuts voice> Soft Penis
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Between destroying the USA & this, I believe DJT will be seen as an unwitting force for good
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
pivoting from orbs to crabs is paying big dividends
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Opinion: Private equity has ruined over the pants handjobs
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/08/2026
swerving across four lanes of traffic to get a photo of a car with the vanity plate “BOFA”
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have to say this whole infowars thing seems pretty forced and unfunny but also who cares it’s fine
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Watch your fuckin ass when Phil Collins starts walking around the stage like this
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
‘Breathless’ is the best ‘Red‘ rewrite what a beast of a tune
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Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
crabbed...for her pleasure!
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star Wars prequel characters and their favorite King Crimson albums, a thread
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The THRAKposting will continue until morale improves
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🦀The Crab Peddler🦀 @thecrabpeddler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THRAK, THRAKATTAK, The ConstruKCtion of Light
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