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Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social
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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2h
September 30th/October 1st
A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad buttA black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt
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Charkie @charkie978.bsky.social · 2h
FREEZE Everybody ⭕Use Grenade (💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥)
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 3h
cha cha slide ass controls
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3h
I asked Grok about Pinkerton and he told me that all of the lyrics are very normal.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1h
Now that's what I call a meat cute.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3h
I think the majority of the points spent on the @triviamafia.com twitch channel are people going back and forth with "More Sports Questions" and "No Sports Questions" reacts.
Tweet from account called @TrivWorks, showing Mike Schmitt and his lackeys after their poster fail. They have miserable expressions. Three white guys going through it.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 14h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 4h
this analysis of Big Walk, through the lens of "men don't talk to each other anymore" and the cultural norms that have led us to where we are with that, is so lovely and i think will resonate with a lot of you
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Big Walk lights the way for non-toxic masculinity in games
Interrogating "men don't talk to each other" through a game about communication
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 5h
Guest Editorial by Tide
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Getting Isekai'd into Richard Scarry's Busytown after getting run down in the street by a worm in an apple car.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h
"Vote for James Talarico. He has *one* house."
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13h
Name Patch, Trump Says AI is SI Edition: Blsine Chsise Psige Crsig Sinsley
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 18h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 15h
Hello, sharks. When you have a cold, why would you want to get rid all that mucus through your nose and mouth? I bring you: Metamucinex. Flush it out.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22h
Hapless Republicans hold up a sign that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 18h
Elevate your tailgate with the most incredible beer bong ever devised by man:
Image of Memorial Stadium Men's Urinal Trough. A porcelain trough on a wall with a pipe suspended over it. Plumbing drains away the piss.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 19h
Getting a Face for Podcasting so hard you turn into a Ren & Stimpy close-up.
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a trivia host, I know that in our increasingly bubbled world, the music I play between questions may be a real touchstone to the larger cultural reality. And I take that duty seriously, exposing my players to important works such as this:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This fucking thing
Brian saying "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Kuromi"
Kuromi "damn right"

They are looking at that Meta AI Muse demon thing
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shared this in the work slack to some controversy. If I get a message from editorial (or HR) for this terrible pun, it will have been worth it.
Slack exchange between censored coworker. Their post reads "how do i delete someone else's slack post asking for a friend"

Two posts from Greg read 

"Can't stop the signal, Sophie.
Can't stop the cinngal."
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a trivia host, I know that in our increasingly bubbled world, the music I play between questions may be a real touchstone to the larger cultural reality. And I take that duty seriously, exposing my players to important works such as this:
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wore this shirt to a concert last week. As I was leaving the bathroom I heard someone say "that shirt is incredible" to their friend and then that guy yelled "THAT SHIRT IS INCREDIBLE!" as I walked back to my spot. Immediate dopamine overdose.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We gotta stop getting rage-baited by people making mundane stuff *aesthetic*. Someone wants their fridge to look like Poison Ivy robbed the Museum of Fine Art? Fine, whatever.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A dystopian film that takes the rules of Whamageddon but applies it to Choosin' Texas upon pain of death. Roving bands of JBL-speaker armed wardrivers in lifted GMC Yukons making sure everyone has heard this most mid of songs.
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Bob Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah man, this is the good shit.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Folks complaining about stuffy VMA carpet fashions, barely acknowledging it’s being hosted by CBS. We used to have Mtv.You can’t bring your nip nops to CBS. You can’t have excess without access to rock’n’roll. Fun has left the building. What you’re watching is fascism come to court millennials.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEVER IN DOUBT. BRO GONCOS!
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Appearing in a tribute to George Michael at the VMAs, Adam Lambert establishes his Right of First Refusal to representing all dead queer British pop stars.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come to this game if you want a sneak peak at my Halloween costume, RIP Bozo The Clown.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess Which One of These Men Has a Secret Family. The Answer May Surprise You!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMAO, Cowboys lose on a 56 yard field goal in Rio de Janiero. American sports diplomacy lives!
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People are dunking on the Bills lifeless and forgettable grey uniforms, but they're meant to honor the countless sacrifices offered up by $40 tables in Buffalo parking lots.
A Buffalo fan, in blue hoodie and gray jeans, plummets through a gray folding table. His face is contorted in pain, he wears a Bills themed Christmas hat with a white Pom Pom on the top.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the article: “The thing we don't hear about enough, in my opinion, is the lives and humanity of pregnant people.” 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 In Judaism, the fetus is regarded as a part of the pregnant person's body until birth. Because whose life matters most is the one already born.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dreading another year of weak sauce Weekend Update clips from American SNL while the writers in the UK are throwing legitimate heaters.
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victoria mcnally @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing ten iced coffees and a folding table to the job interview and challenging the interviewer to a game of Jav' Pong. Winner gets THEIR job.
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's the opposite of a nutmeg? A gemnut?
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artie wanted to check in on the Brothers' Bar sinkhole. She's concerned.
A brindle beagle and frenchie mix stands on a concrete window ledge. She looks up at the camera. Behind her is a chaotic street and sidewalk under construction, the sidewalk inaccessible, the street full of mud. She has wide brown eyes and two teeth visible on her bottom jaw. She wears a lavender collar and has a white blotch on the center of her chest.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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