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HappyKaiju

@happykaiju.bsky.social
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Popcorn Destroyer. PNW. Hello Melindas. she/her. Always Love.

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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 10h
Now offering prizes to anyone who throws a Lime scooter into the river
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Found Footage Festival @foundfootagefest.com · 14/10/2026
This week, Hunktober is in full swing with an Australian hunk revue and a tape called Ladies Night at Cowboy's. Plus, a body piercing video from Florida, flying windows from Ageless Fitness, newly discovered footage from Sin of the City, and local commercials for comic book shops.
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VCR Party Live! ep 444 - Cross-Cultural Hunk Exchange
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Portland Retro Gaming Expo ✅ Ready for Monday 🚫 Switching on my 3DS anyway ✅
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder how many of the guys in "Fight Club" went to one meeting of the fight club and were like "Eh, not for me" and joined a cooking class or something
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 09/10/2026
Nah dog. we ain't having this dog
Alexander skarsgaard wearing upsetting see through dress shoes
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just a lil guy
A tuxedo cat you can just make out against a dark background. His whiskers are glowing under purple light. So are his eyes. This may be his album cover. (He sings quite a bit; I think he’s learning “Thriller”.)
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t. Busy.
An alien figure, floating in space, silhouetted by a burning sun in the far distance. (No Man’s Sky screenshot)
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The kind of tired PTO can’t solve
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just dropping a Matt Berry appreciation post because he came up in conversation today
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s the best place I could go just scream for a few hours?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me too! i don't need this stupid butt plug key holder. im gonna keep shoving my keys directly up my asshole!!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a new haircut and some late season clearance if anyone wants to make plans to hang These are three activities I don’t do often so let’s go
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Sam Wise Masks @theailingwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no idea who/where I plucked this from, but on this chilly autumnal Jersey morning:
A parody of an Animorphs book cover featuring Seinfeld’s George Costanza being gradually transfored into a bowl of soup.

The book’s title is “Soup Mode” with the flavore text “Shh. I’m shifting into…”
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty serious about only taking flights that are fully staffed by drag acts and furries, and if we use AI for ATC, I will start this bus service myself.
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Found Footage Festival @foundfootagefest.com · 23/09/2026
We've got the hard drives hooked up and we're taking requests for your favorite FFF and VCR Party clips!
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VCR Party Live! ep 441 - ALL REQUEST SHOW!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was pretty sure I would have met Bigfoot by now
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ready to be wherever the stakes don’t feel so high
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Staying at a hotel in the country and wow are the commercials different out here
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s an Ed Sheeran
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience
a man eats a burrito over a wide funnel mounted over a stand holding a soft taco shell to catch what falls
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh hey I’m on Bored Panda! www.boredpanda.com/funny-comics...
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34 New “Alarmingly Bad” Comics With Punchlines That Are Nearly Impossible To See Coming
Jon Baker’s “Alarmingly Bad” comics have a knack for making perfectly normal situations spiral into something completely unexpected. Drawing inspiration from relationships, awkward conversations, animals, pop culture, and everyday life, the cartoonist builds simple setups before delivering punchlines that are absurd, surprising, and sometimes a little dark. We’ve featured Baker’s work on Bored Panda before, and he continues to come up with fresh jokes that are just as unpredictable as ever. This latest collection brings together 34 new comics for anyone who enjoys humor that keeps them guessing until the very last panel. Comics, Funny
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 10/09/2026
SHOT AND CHASER is up for pre-order! If you're a Barnes & Noble member you can get 25% off if you order by Friday using code "preorder25" us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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Shot & Chaser
Heartbreak and humor go hand in hand in this touching adult graphic novel from Eisner-nominated and Harvey-winning author E. K. Weaver, which follows a tumul...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“May I help you?” “Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.” “So, you’re here about the job?” “Most indubitably.”
Sign on door reads “Help Wanted ‘Must dominate the English language.’”
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To be fair I think we all fantasize about firemen carrying us around
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cats chase a laser pointer and everyone calls them "cute." i do it and everyone calls me "disruptive in meetings."
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TODAYBORDAY IS LABOR DAY !
the cheat, homestar and frank bennedetto celebrating labor dabor
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Civilization obviously (…is this obvious? I’m not sure. I might be the only person who knows because I didn’t have friends, I was busy playing Civ.)
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Sid Meier's Civilization Pixel Art Units
ALT: Sid Meier's Civilization Pixel Art Units
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Happy Hour to everyone that didn’t make it to this exact bar
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Circulating the tapes
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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Food is more expensive but on the upside you might die from eating it.
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just want pickles for dinner.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Madame LaCrooz @madamelacrooz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is why i don't date
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HappyKaiju @happykaiju.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Uh oh. The Rhythm got me.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caturday 😺
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 27/08/2026
The Clinton Street Theater in Portland has been showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show weekly since 1978. Tonight, the theater held a special memorial for Tim Curry.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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