Reposted by hair theoryits borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the singular of meeple is merson. the singular of meeple is merson. 121
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i try as best i can to not revel in the misfortune of others, but dejected yankees fans, made miserable by one of their own yet again being a big time shithead? that's the fucking stuff 010
Reposted by hair theoryEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice. 281390439
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026don't you goddamn dare show me wil wheaton on this fucking app. may god have the mercy on your soul that i won't 020
Reposted by hair theoryA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close 12780116
Reposted by hair theoryGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026Takeshi Kitano for Canon 📽️ 3708141
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026that bloodthirsty white supremacist was THIS CLOSE to no longer wholeheartedly supporting the genocide! what a hero 020
Reposted by hair theoryJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432564578
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026man imagine if liberals actually disliked fascism 0235
Reposted by hair theoryJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you’re not a true james bond fan unless you know both of the words to the james bond theme song 4157852
Reposted by hair theoryCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202040429
Reposted by hair theorylibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 25/09/2026a rule that will almost never fail you: the type of person with opinions about what constitutes unprofessional behavior at a job interview is a type of person you should avoid. “teacher you forgot to give us homework” ass. that’s someone who WANTS you to imagine them as a hiring manager. chilling 325713
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026modern work culture has resulted in a large number of self-important dipshits who believe that it is a failing to be human rather than just an exploitable resource, and i believe that the solution is to press them through a fine mesh screen and use the slurry for fuel 0102
Reposted by hair theoryCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME, LYING: why would i lie to you? 637430
Reposted by hair theoryWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103694408
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i dare anyone to watch Pig (2021) and tell me that nic cage doesn't deserve to get his flowers 010
Reposted by hair theorylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ebert on cage: still true 42931133
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026jamming out to 21st Century Schizoid Man during my action-packed car chase but immediately getting pulled over and arrested when I Talk to the Wind comes on and i have to slow way down 100
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026call me mitch mcconnell the way my brain is completely nonfunctional at work 000
Reposted by hair theoryOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi... 445459
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026nobody wants to work anymore. me, for example. that shit sucks! 010
Reposted by hair theorybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole 1046044
Reposted by hair theoryJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals 7770112
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i think it would actually feel pretty good to get your arm chopped off by a lightsaber 030
Reposted by hair theoryZac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media. 341632464
Reposted by hair theoryMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is an absolutely pitch perfect bit 26516
Reposted by hair theoryCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026and another thing. i'm not siding with the oppressor by remaining neutral in matters of oppression. don't put in the paper that i'm siding with the oppressor by remaining neutral in matters of oppression 013334
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026gone off that seattle speedball (coffee and anxiety medication) 000
Reposted by hair theoryBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog 403633550
Reposted by hair theoryMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22. 392793502
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026these assholes would love for you to think that they're incompetent, when the reality is that they're complicit. "gee willikers we sure would love to do something about the nazi death squads and crushing oppression of the filthy degenerate lower classes but we're just a bunch of goofs!" get fucked 030
Reposted by hair theoryslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/09/2026soup to nuts? what are you talking about. why would you even say that 1624534
Reposted by hair theoryFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026bon appetityoutu.beAll The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 57618
Reposted by hair theoryjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45268628
Reposted by hair theoryMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10 345119722990
Reposted by hair theoryceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish 9453831008
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026you may find this funny, but there is a sad side to this: all these pigs survived 010
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my mlb the show team, the Loch Ness Bigfoots, would cut me immediately, but i guess i could be a bat boy or something 000
hair theory @hairtheory.bsky.social · 18/08/202615 flavorless grey slops to have dumped in your trough in preparation for our greyest, most flavorless slop yet! 000
Reposted by hair theorystuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Comet Pizza didn't actually have trafficked children in the basement but Brian Thompson did make $10M a year innovating ways to deny people medicare coverage. Hope this helps. 101497195
