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Cassie!

@haigokurarabai.bsky.social
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With perfect access to the realization of the highest ideals. With perfect access to the acceptance of the deepest depths. || bog witch, holy fool, alchemical experiment || 8/20/18 || 🥧💕

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 18h
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16h
Netflix adaptation called Surf Dracula: Nocturne that coyly plays with the original lore of the Surf Dracula franchise but is mostly penned by playwrights and is about the expulsion of the Acadians from maritime Canada.
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 16h
they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17h
"The customer is always right?" Yeah, -wing maybe. We need to talk about the invisible class struggle: the slow war against customers
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23h
there was no force on this earth that was going to prevent me from helping our game studio get funded. this game fucking rules & i am so goddamn excited we get to finish building it on our own terms. plenty of hard work ahead, but so grateful I get to keep enjoy doing it at @gardens.dev
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autumn rain @slitherpunk.bsky.social · 22h
the exact perfect thing you want to see after the company demanded more of your personal information
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 07/10/2026
this interaction is slaying me
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[ #ff14 #ffxiv #ff14art #ffxivart #venat ]
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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Einen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
HEAD RIDE!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/10/2026
“That’s What You Get,” (Riot! 2007)
"America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe," a DHS spokesperson said in a statement to Fox News. "We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice," the agency's statement said.

Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***"
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
my ocs: oh boy, I exist! I wonder what kind of lore I will have? me:
"In 2041, basketball was made illegal and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge". I lived, but I lost my reason for living. B-ball was gone." - Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Fortnite Overrated?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.
A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve said this before, but it’s sort of insane that no British political party is willing to champion Games Workshop, one of the country’s most successful, British born and run companies, and would much rather simp for Palantir or OpenAI
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing Titanfall 2 again and it just fills you with sadness, that specific strain of narrative first person shooter that Half-life wrought basically does not exist any more in that same way. We barely get a confusing single player campaign stapled to a multiplayer game any more.
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DekoNSFW 👀👄👀 @dekonsfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They have built us a prison of convenience where freedoms die.
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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dancer dances
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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
your other half
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Worcanna - Audio Attack Spider w/Halloween mask on. @worcanna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fat people being considered fucking adult content will FOREVER be why i am not shy about what i say about my body, or things to that. I am FUCKING TIRED of this shit. FUCK OFF.
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 05/10/2026
Oh jeez. Oh no.
To be fair, I’m not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?” Before him was the guy who confessed over drinks that he didn’t “believe in Helen Keller,” because there was “no way she actually flew that plane.” I asked if he meant Amelia Earhart. “Who?” I slept with both of them.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/07/2026
The bloody zombie from Castlevania symphony of the night, with greenish armor and brandishing a bloody sword, is using a hastily made speech bubble to quote post the below text.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m always saying this
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagining a guy who signed up for the CIA thinking he would do cool espionage shit only to be told to kickstart an art trend for terminally online people where they draw the nazi youth kid from Harry Potter as a smug anime girl and how hard he's trying not to blow his brains out at home
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𝔄𝔤𝔷𝔇𝔢𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔶🧙MCM London E-17 @agzdegrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mages unite once again ✨ ⟡ #finalfantasy ⟡ #art ⟡

a cute art of six magic users from Final Fantasy series in following order:

Red Mage:with a ranger hat with a feather, long white hair and wearing a red coat with cloak. He is holding a rapier with his right hand

Time Mage: Wearing a red pointy cone hat with a star in the middle, a puffy purple dress with white lace attached. She is yawning 

White Mage: wearing a big white cloak with red triangle/way patterns, she is blonde with braided hair, and  holding her staff.

Black Mage: wearing a big blue cloak with a pointy wizard hat. They're holding a rod with their right  hand.

Blue Mage: They're wearing a blue fancy pirate-inspired hat with a feather attached to it. They're wearing a big blue cloak, a blue dress with white triangle patterns, a white cravat around their neck and a blue masquerade mask.  

Summoner with Moogle Esper: wearing a red headband with a horn attached to it. He is wearing a big yellowish cloak with a big yellow ribbon on top.  A moogle is floating next to them.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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weird ad with neon text saying: "these trunk less legs of stone are fucking standing in the desert and basically, you are fucking despairing. how? ...just travel to the antique land >"
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Annie Rosa || Open! @annierosaart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hentai but it's clear the author studied deeply the clean paneling of dragon ball
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is really funny juxtaposed with Third Way admitting attacking trans people is a political loser for democrats. Both major parties coming to terms with, man, we are cooking nothing this cycle.
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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INIRO @ bg tips pdf is out!! @iniro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
intruder
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People like to talk up how complicated and twisty the ending of American Psycho is, but the message is very simple and clear: real estate agents will gladly help you cover up a murder.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@lilymasonphd.bsky.social spitting truth:
From this perspective, the “both sides” frame falls apart. The problem is not that the parties are divided. The problem is the existential threat that a reempowered ethnonationalist strain poses to pluralistic U.S. democracy writ large. The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens. The only way to re-oppress most of a country is to use anti-democratic and authoritarian tactics. And the only way to oppose those tactics is to push back as a population and clearly reject them. This is the argument happening in the United States, and its pathology is not anger—it is the movement to undermine a generation of rights.
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh, so trans women were right about him? so we were right? trans women were right about gavin newsom? trans women were correct? trans women fucking told you so?
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 14/06/2026
every company using "ai" has split its workforce into two groups: those who are useless hacks and those who suddenly want to kill themselves
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