iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Greg

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16m

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

57711

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 4h

I’d like to see how Jack Smith answers this evidence of his malfeasance!

0141

Reposted by Greg

mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 7h

“chet holmgren gained two pounds in the offseason”

top image: chet holmgren in a thunder jersey. he was 213lbs and is now 215lbs

bottom image: alex jones is shirtless, it says before. alex jones is shirtless 45 days later and appears redder.

3459

Reposted by Greg

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 8h

I would actually love to see the Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes merge into a superteam.

4586

Reposted by Greg

RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 9h

Let the evidence show that Jack Smith missed a real barnburner.

1162

Reposted by Greg

Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 11h

I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this.

522222

Reposted by Greg

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

13536144

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hot take prediction: The Sacramento Kings will not finish last in the Pacific Division.

6250

Reposted by Greg

Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

3140861127

Reposted by Greg

dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

11/10 photo for this og anunoby quote. absolutely no notes.

"“Everyone’s excited, energized and ready to go.”

-OG Anunoby, while looking stone-faced, from Kristian Winfield of the NYDN

0241

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not when you’re 23 years old, not after taxes, agent fees, etc, and not with how most people mismanage their money.

360

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$9m isn’t never-work-again-money, and it certainly pales in comparison to $40m/yr, but NBA salaries have risen to the point where a qualifying offer is still a LOT of money. Like, Larry Bird never made $9m a year in a season. (Duren should take the $200m though)

5100

Reposted by Greg

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

318560

Reposted by Greg

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wish they all could be

013520

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Niners won. Seahawks, Rams and Cowboys all lost. What a great day.

1221

Reposted by Greg

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

522713261

Reposted by Greg

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HE DID IT! NFL RECORD

1368386

Reposted by Greg

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026

This is all Colin Simmons was trying to mime

1783

Reposted by Greg

Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I see Gutter from PCU and a bunch of unknowns.

061

Reposted by Greg

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"

1739927

Reposted by Greg

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thank you ABC for the clear replay of a dude miming whizzing all over the field

3254981

Reposted by Greg

treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"no offense"

1455188

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There seems to have been a major mistake. That list of best tv shows has some shows I didn’t love, and is missing others than I did love.

1110

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@howardbeck.bsky.social legit LOL when you dropped “Doug Christie” on the Lowe pod.

180

Reposted by Greg

Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

all due respect but "i am going to launch a satellite into space to power the sentient computer i believe has the potential to wipe out the human race" does sound a lot like something a villain would say in a movie where James Bond sleeps with a woman named Veronica Melons

711318

Reposted by Greg

Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.

1114436

Reposted by Greg

ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

913298395

Reposted by Greg

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'd never seen a bidet before. Sorry I threw a coin in your butt fountain.

072

Reposted by Greg

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral

721945

Reposted by Greg

Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sorry i'm late i was up all night winning fictional arguments with my enemies

6818

Reposted by Greg

Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ME: what kind of shoes are you wearing HER: converse ME: *rolls eyes* we already are, susan

04314

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nathan Fielder knows you need to answer the most critical audience question:

090

Reposted by Greg

John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jake LaRavia taking strays

3481

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m getting tired of every single day bringing a new post about a beloved album from my youth turning 25 or 30 years old.

4131

Reposted by Greg

Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Olivia has the perfect take here: "I, a hot, normal girl, can't really relate to the themes put forth by this weird little pervert boy. However, the songs kick ass."

1252

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

192

Reposted by Greg

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i’m no hercule poirot but

“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”

1012037291

Reposted by Greg

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that

122944

Reposted by Greg

The Kings Herald @thekingsherald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Friendly reminder 👇

2112

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Shocking to nobody except the dumbass societal rejects who joined up.

1100

Reposted by Greg

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Steven Adams: "I will say: You guys should anticipate November. The performance of the league...league wide. GTA is dropping. So look at NFL, look at all the leagues and watch them plummet mate. Just for the month of November performance is gonna go down, it should come back up...coaching as well"

06721

Reposted by Greg

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nobody tell anyone on my Christmas list about this. I’m going shopping

51223

Reposted by Greg

Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's on the director...Cam would've done it if they had asked him to.

0202

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Asking me to list 10 best/favorite shows over a quarter-century timeframe is cruel.

1152