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Greg

@gwiss.bsky.social
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Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online. Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee. kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-cas…

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 34m
The greatest trick Scott Perry ever pulled was giving Doug a long enough leash to make the fans pine for Mike Woodson.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 36m
How I felt when my watch congratulated me on finishing my movement ring for the day but I’m just laying on the couch watching The Departed
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 6h
Boooooo
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 6h
My most successful Tentpole film creation
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 9h
“Single people have less disposable income” LOL
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10h
Just when you thought Vox couldn’t get any worse
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11h
My lowest score so far is 11/100. A combo of aviation and nautical genres, starring Shaileen Woodley, with OJ Simpson, Gal Gadot and Jerry Lewis co-starring.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11h
I was trying to make the worst movie possible in that Tentpole game and I gave it such stupid inputs that it just gave up entirely.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 13h
We will always respect the Bulworth soundtrack
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 14h
I still can’t believe they decided to start the season with mid-afternoon games on a Tuesday
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rincon and Chad Bradford!
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I grew up an A’s fan, loved the Moneyball book, and I love the Moneyball movie. But the way the movie glosses over the pitching staff and the other good hitters the team still had is always amusing.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And yet when I do that on our walks, you say you’re tired and I need to find a new bit
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bought a 1st edition Snuggie™ on the dark web
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That mixtape was a gift not a bribe, Your Honor
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does not bode well for Holmes’ NBA future
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc
Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong 
wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners.

reply from Bryan Johnson O @bryan_johnson

Tiffany you have raging boners too.
Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the "morning bean”
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah this is insane. Mike Evans with the nastiest comeback I have EVER seen
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Listen, I regularly run mediocre 5Ks through a variety of Achilles and knee pains. Mike Evans and I are just tougher than most.
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M, the other white meat @lotusprime.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow one call went our way. But it was the biggest call of the day.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy shit. I think if that was called a first down it would have also stood that way. Impossible to see enough to overturn. Phew.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Agreed. @johnbull.wtf keeps trying to tell us he’s human but we know better
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Kevin Fippin @kfippin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me watching Mike Evans
static.klipy.com
Not Real On A Plane
ALT: Not Real On A Plane
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We need Pablo Torre to look into the financials of this ref crew
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How the fuck is it intentional grounding when a tight end was right fucking there
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nuh uh
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No he isn’t
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How the hell does a fumble stand when he was touched by a defender and his knee hit the ground before the ball comes out
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t think it’s necessarily lazy. They’ve painted themselves into a corner and don’t have many options at this point. Podz isn’t a bad player. I also assume they would hope to combine his salary with others in any trade.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/10/2026
Someone cooked here
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, Monk makes similar money and is pretty much untradeable right now because teams don’t want small scoring guards at that price
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mods are asleep, everyone act responsibly and respectfully to show them we can be trusted when they’re not around
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love Steve Nash’s rule suggestion that you get 20 seconds to shoot two free throws starting when you get the ball for the first free throw.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This sounds awesome
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The Kings Herald @thekingsherald.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This has been a long season.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I recently started rewatching Friday Night Lights and the other night I got to this scene and I’ve been laughing about it ever since. youtu.be/KgTn5iBVhOY?...
youtu.be
Friday Night Lights: Jason Street wants to listen to Nirvana
YouTube video by Franco9x
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sharp and/or Cardwell
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How rude of him
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seeing the ever-escalating size of front yard Halloween skeletons better helps me understand the moai of Easter Island
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing about finding out Mike Ditka has died is that I had simultaneously assumed he could never die and died several years ago.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jimmy Garoppolo Celebrates 49ers Win
ALT: Jimmy Garoppolo Celebrates 49ers Win
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The Kings Herald @thekingsherald.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kings saving rotational players for the playoffs obviously
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tell you what i'd do man, play two qbs at the same time
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We used to be a country of pioneers
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And how much of that revenue is circular spending
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